Whale Encounters (and Cock Blocking MFs!)
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Since the definition of one is a bit subjective I just ask that you clarify what he (or she) was doing to make you think he was one.
For myself I don't see whales that often. Maybe once out of fifty visits or every few years. I've been cock blocked by one less than a handful of times in many years, but those encounters stick to my memory.
The last time I saw one was over 6 months ago. I went to see my backup CF and he had her on lockdown. I arrived and she was just getting off stage, but before she even saw me and I could say hi she was leading a guy to the private dance area. No big deal, I thought, she would be done in just a handful of songs and then she's all mine! So I waited. Three songs went by and I thought no problem. She's coming soon. Then another three go by. I'm starting to look into backup-backup options, but I waited that long already, so she has to be done soon, right? Wrong! Three more songs go by. Nine songs!
Then they come out and she sees me. She says something to him and comes over to me. I thought great. Finally! But no. She tells me very apologetically that she's about to do an hour VIP with the guy who I see is at the ATM. I knew it was over at that point. I got cock blocked by a whale. She tells me she'll make it up to me (she does at a later visit). I go home. Nine songs is $300 and VIP for an hour is $500.
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I'm a regular and yeah my last visit with ATF DS I cock blocked the same dude that I've cock blocked before. LOL but it only cost me $70-80 both times.
There are clubs where most of the top girls are untouchable bc of regulars
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And to your point about Portland/PNW I actually don't think that this is an area of a high percentage of whales. I think I've seen more in Phoenix out of any city I've clubbed. When I went to Christie's Cabaret and Bourbon Street Circus I'd see the hottest strippers upstairs for hours at Christie's and at BSC they'd be at a table for hours.
In that club if you were willing to buy dances you could usually get any girl to give you dances - one night a Dallas Cowboys wide-receiver came in - I didn't know who he was, he may have been like a 4th, 5th, or 6th receiver, not a star or starter - anyway he set up shop at a table with 4-buddies and almost all the dancers immediately flocked to his table - it was a slow-ish weeknight and there were under 10-dancers but seemed about all of them ended up at his table - all I saw was a lot of drinking going on but didn't notice any $$$ being given to the dancers but I didn't stsy too long after he showed up - it seemed as if was a bit of a regular at the club by the way the girls immediately flocked his table
One thing I've noticed is not all big spenders block dancers. Had one top off my drink one day at the bar because he knew that managers well enough to hang out back there. The dancer I was talking with was the one he was there to see, but when I asked she said he's cool and she was still getting paid.
The bigger spenders are easy to spot because there's a customer with a couple of dancers sitting with him and half the club watching. The whales who are regulars tend to stand out because they often do shit to call attention to themselves to project a special status.
"Have you ever beat one by cock blocking them?"
Unless it's a club I know is a one and done and there's a dancer I *must* try and get time with, I let the whales do their thing. I'll have some other time with a fav, and they'll appreciate me helping their bottom line with no drama. Messing with a dancer's money is something that will get a customer fired fast, and to me it's pointless to try and outbid some other custie when I'm paying pennies on the dollar for whatever bigshot is paying.
They are just there to hang out for little while and enjoy her. Think behind or read between the lines.
Have you ever seen a whale trying to wear a suit? It’s fucking absurd. Not sexy like a lion wearing a suit. Hell, even the barnacle pulls off the suit better. But that is partly because rickthebarnacle is a fucking badass.
ROAR!!!
Seems to me she could just do otc with him or a Sugar date, but maybe that happens too. She used to be popular with the PLs, until her exclusivity to this one whale. Odd? Maybe, but maybe she’s burnt out on old guys trying to put their fingers in her Butt, who knows?
The other one I remember was at a upper-tier club that I had been to before, and I saw a dancer that I had seen previously that I wanted to get dances with, but had never had the chance during my previous visits. This time, she was in lock-down in VIP seating hanging with a regular, and she mostly just sat with him. When she went on stage, I tipped her a few bucks and asked her to join me later if she could. The regular went up to the stage after I did, tipped her $20, and she went right back to sitting with him. I didn't how much he was giving her for her time, but I guess it was enough to keep her there. After about two hours or so, the lock-down did loosen up a little, and she came up to me after her stage set and asked if I wanted to do some dances. Hurray! I asked if this would make her regular jealous as I didn't want to find myself on the receiving end of a roid rage. She said it was fine, and our dance session was great. I would have wanted to do a few more sets with her, but after we were done, she went back on lock down.
As a non-regular, it's hard to compete with regulars, and especially regulars who are whales.
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good lookin' so refined
Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every man I see
Hey big spender,
Spend a little time with me
Wouldn't you like to have fun, fun, fun
How's about a few laughs, laughs
I could show you a good time
Let me show you a good time!
The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good lookin' so refined
Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey big spender
Hey big spender
Hey big spender
Spend, a little time with me
Yes
So Playhouse Lounge has a different type of system for keeping count of dances. One I really like, honestly. When you're back in any VIP room, there is a guy whose sole job is to keep track of how many songs each dancer in VIP has done. A song is 4 minutes exactly, at $30 each. Once a 4 minute interval has passed he announces the dancer's name and song count over a PA system that any patrons/dancers currently in a VIP room will hear. So when you hear your dancer's name she'll ask if you wanna keep going. If you don't, you have 30 seconds to open the VIP room door before being charged for another dance.
Well while I was receiving dances I'd hear the names of plenty other dancers along with modest song counts like 4 or 5. And then sometimes I'd hear ridiculous numbers like 'Mercedes, 25'. Or 'Milla, 32'. Doing the math on that and I was just like, wow. With one, I tried to wait to see who the dancer came out with just so I could see who it was that just ponied up close to $1000. But he never came out. I do one last dance and I hear the count now up to 47! Like, wtf?!
Hey, if the whales got it like that then more power to them.
BUT in the case of your particular club, $500 for 1hr VIP ain't bad
Out here in Portland you can still get $20/1 at only the worst dives or you find a VERY generous fave.
I blame Johnny "Rip Off Bitch" Diablo. The sleazy owner of Casa Diablo, Portland's overrated, vegan, and rip-off strip club.
Cock blocking is much less rare. There are two types of blockers - as some do it on purpose - and others just accidentally chat up a dancer who they don’t plan to spend on. It still sucks for the dude waiting for the girl.
She made the most of it - Leg Show Magazine layouts and stories, G-String Divas, dinner theater etc
I wish I had a copy of the G-string diva episode about her. She tells the whole story - but they also show her dancing and giving a lap dance - super sexy. During the lap dance on the show she’s kneeling between the guys legs talking to him about his “throbbing cock”. I’m sure it was - she knew how to work it.
There were only two times where it truly impacted my night ever. In each instance, the guy was spending so much money so liberally that he had the attention of all the decent tail in the club. But that was 2 out of x hundreds of nights over 10 years and in each instance I just moved on to another club. Tomorrow is another day and even if your favorite gets fat and happy tonight, she's inevitably going to blow that cash and need more soon enough.