Comments by crazyjoe (page 17)

Other big news... Funny how I destroyed a airplane shitter yesterday!

Me either

^^^ good work

^ the link works fine for me. Maybe it is your phone or your computer

www.xojane.com ^ here is a working link

An old favorite used to ask me that every time. I would ask her what she meant and she would rephrase and ask what I was about to do. Basically it meant she wanted to know if I was sticking around and possibly doing more dances or whatever...

I have a buddy that goes to strip clubs and gets ldk's and otp hj and would never tell his wife about it, and he does not see that as cheating. If his wife were to do something as simple as have lunch with another guy he would call her a cheater.

"They drive fast in Texas. I used to take I-10 every day to get to my office in downtown San Antonio." I do agree that speed can be an issue, However... I will say this. About 12 to 15 years ago Denver made it to #2 on the list of U. S. Cities for road rage. #1 was Los Angeles. There were a high number of accidents and I-25 through Denver was raked in the top 5 most dangerous highways stretches in the country. Denver police started cracking down on slow drivers in the fast lane and writing tickets for impeding traffic. Most of the aggressive drivers were trying to get around these ass holes camped out in the fast lane and driving slow. That improved the road a lot and completely changed the dynamics of traffic in general. A few years later they started cracking down of aggressive driving, like making aggressive moves in traffic and weaving in and out of traffic in an aggressive manor. Speeding is not necessarily cracked down on within reason, unless you do not seem to be in control of your vehicle. I often drive 15 to 20 mph over the speed limit in the city on freeways. I have often slowed down for my exit after going 80 mph in a 60 or 65 mph area and had a cop pass me that had been following me the entire time. I don't act aggressive toward other drivers by cutting people off, unless someone is camped out in the fast lane and holding up a long line of cars, I may pull an aggressive move to get a point across. That being said, I may be considered an aggressive driver in some areas, but I would consider myself to be a fast but not aggressive driver by Denver standards. I do end up in Texas about 1or 2 times a year it seems like and it does seem like I see a higher percentage of people making aggressive moves in traffic there. I personally don't see speeding as the entire problem, but if it is in conjunction with other bad driving behaviors it can be a deadly combination. I would say some of these more dangerous areas are that way because of what the police are looking for and cracking down on.

Interesting read. I have driven I-80 almost coast to coast, from San Francisco to Philadelphia. do remember being in some particularly bad snow show storms along that highway during those times of year as well as seeing a more than usual amount of police activity along there. One time while driving from PA there seemed to be a lot of people stopped and cops were searching a lot of cars along the way. Seemed like they were just being ass holes and searching families on vacation etc. mostly. I did get pulled over in Illinois that trip and had a cop want to search my car. He was telling me that I-80 was the toilet bowl of America and they were looking for stuff. He kept asking if I had weapons, drugs alcohol in the vehicle. It was about 3:00 am and there were about 5 or 6 cop cars behind me. The only reason he did not search my vehicle was because the temps were in single digits and it was snowing. On the way back we had a really bad snow storm where the car was actually pushing snow and we could hear the bottom of the car dragging across it. We did see a cop in the ditch and my buddy and I laughed and figured he deserved it. We joked about weather we should stop to help or not but we would rather not have any more harassment by a criminal in a car with blue and red lights on it. If it had been a good law abiding citizen we would gladly have helped...

You look like the Hamburgler! Time for McDonald's

Gross

I got notice today that tomorrow from 9:00 am to 12:00 pm they are shutting my water off. What if I have to shit then?

Looks like they are trying to be Stevo. What Jackasses

Someone will need to bring dynamite to unclog those shitters

I am ready to destroy some football stadium shitters

If anything, Dancers without tattoos are anomaly. That also makes them more attractive.

I am not a fan of tattoos in general. If they are well done I think some can be cool. Why would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley though? Beats the hell out of me

lol

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesteday!

Hmm, Sliding scale depending on the guy's age. There is something like that in Colorado. The legal age of consent is 18. However at age 16 a person can consent to having sex with someone over age of 18 as long as there is no more than 5 years age difference. That is if the younger party agrees to it. However I do know someone who got hit on by a girl at a party not long before he turned 18. I don't remember if she was 16 or 17 at the time. Based on the ages at the time, there was no issue. She is the one who seduced him. Then, not long after he turned 18 he got arrested for statutory rape. She had a sudden change of heart or a bout of conscience and she told cops he was 18 when the sex happened, he had some serious issues. In Colorado there is no limit on stature of limitations for any sex crime against a minor. That being said, even if it is perceived as legal at the time, the other party can have a change of heart, or if the other party at any time decides they hate you for whatever reason, they can press charges. That is a huge risk. If you are convicted of any sex crime in Colorado you would have to register as a sex offender. If you get arrested for public urination, for example, it is considered a sex crime and you would have to register as a sex offender. There is no difference on the sex offender registry weather you raped someone or you got caught pissing. It would have the same consequences either way. It seriously limits employment opportunities, where you can live, etc. Not to mention the public stigma as that registry is public. This is specifically Colorado, I am not sure how other states work. If you ended up going to prison for such a crime you would likely end up in a facility that held a lot of sexual predators, rapists, pedophiles, as well as murderers. Many of them with life sentences and nothing to lose.

I agree with cmi, great post nicespice. That story reminds me of a guy I knew when I was younger that was a few years older than me. He got the nickname "sickbird" because he would cruise around high schools trying to pick up high school girls. He was probably in early 20's at the time. Someone that knew him saw him sitting near a high school on several occasions in his parked car with binoculars. Seems like most of the high school girls at that time were smart enough to stay away from him. Seemed like he liked to run down women every time I saw him. One time I heard him loudly complaining about someone else's wife (who was a beautiful blonde) because she had lipstick on her teeth. He was saying crap like "If I was with her I would chew her out for that right now! I wouldn't let her leave the house looking like that, That is rediculous! He ended up being in his 30's and never had a serious girl friend.

@nicespice said "I’ve heard about a short-term trend of strippers walking around in diapers some time ago in Portland." ^Wow! If I saw that I would probably walk right back out and go somewhere else.

I think a southern accent is sexy af. I would agree with @nicespice comments about accents not being the same in the cities in Texas. The first time I went to Houston about 10 years ago this surprised me. I also noticed this in Dallas as well that there were not as many Texas accents as I thought there would be. I noticed this in Tennessee also. In the cities there the accent is not as strong as smaller towns, but more prevalent than in Texas cities. Maybe this is due to outside influence???

HOw are things at 7 11?

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday!