Wow! Had an AWESOME time here....

Wow! Had an AWESOME time here. The chicks here are hotter than at any other club I visited in Houston, except maybe Michael's. The Treasures / Centerfolds / Gold Cup lineupu has NOTHING on Penthouse. But the vibe is all, "Gee isn't this silly and fun, what a blast," as though perhaps the girls were thinking they were playing foosball at Ralph's on "Happy Days" when all you really want is to whip out yer willy and get her to grease it. Fonzie and a juke box ... no, it's too incongruous. One girl let me fondle and pat her body (clothed adequately in bikini) for a full hour or so after our private was done on one of the back couches late, near closing time. She seemed genuinely surprised and disappointed when I said I was getting up to leave, and demonstrated utter total stripper logic by asking "Do you mean I won't see you again tonight?" I took it to be an offer of extras perhaps for take-out, said I would take her up on her offer of extras, but was rebuffed by the fact that she had not meant that she was offering extras. She had just not, umm, THOUGHT about the concept that if a man meets a woman IN A STRIP CLUB that they probably won't be GOING ON A DATE WITH DINNER AND A MOVIE any time soon and so it was odd to her that I would ... walk OUT THE FRONT DOOR. Perhaps she maybe though that the door was for letting cool air in, to de-smoke the place. Indeed, Penthouse is smoky, but then I brought my tobacco pipe and puffed a load of Frog Morton all over the other patrons, so who am I to complain? It's a great club, as long as you can put up with the "Gee Richie Cunningham" that you get from half the girl staff. Other dancers at other dance clubs have indicated to me that they think the Penthouse club is one of the ones in Houston that is UP there in terms of extras-quotient, but I have to admit I didn't experience that at all. The other girls don't want to work at the Penthouse club because they think they'd be at too much LE risk, but for me, I think that's paranoia / hysteria, and really the places with the LE risk are the Gold Cup / Centerfolds / Treasures triangle. Then again, THOSE owners obviously have paid off SOMEONE effectively ...