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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
ST. PAUL, Minn. (KMSP) - A man fled from a St. Paul adult sex shop Wednesday night after pointing a pistol at a clerk's head demanding a working penis pump, the Pioneer Press reports. Police say he remains at large.
According to the report, the suspect walked into Viva Video at 918 University Avenue to exchange a penis pump he had previously purchased, claiming it didn't work as advertised. The clerk argued that any problems were due to operator error.
The suspect then pulled out a handgun and pointed it at the clerk’s head demanding a replacement. He fled the scene, without a new pump, claiming he’d be back.
No arrests have been made and there’s limited information on the suspect.
According to the report, the suspect walked into Viva Video at 918 University Avenue to exchange a penis pump he had previously purchased, claiming it didn't work as advertised. The clerk argued that any problems were due to operator error.
The suspect then pulled out a handgun and pointed it at the clerk’s head demanding a replacement. He fled the scene, without a new pump, claiming he’d be back.
No arrests have been made and there’s limited information on the suspect.
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While I'm making observations: "He pulled a gun". I know I'll get roasted alive from the second amendment faction here but this little news item totally shows that a large gun is just a replacement for a small penis. Firearms don't belong in the hands of idiots!