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17 years ago
Unfortunately, he is the man.
I have witnessed first-hand some of his conquests.
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17 years ago
Just last night I was at home sleeping when I got a text message at 1:00 a.m. that read, "I'm horny, do you want to hook up?" It was from a dancer who has bounced around the Cleveland clubs and I have fed a decent amount of $$$$$ to.
Needless to say, I returned the text. . . and I am a little tired today (and, to make things better, I am not out one cent.) Woo hoo!!
Note to Bones: No, I won't point her out to you. Some things need to be kept under wraps. Look at me, I don't need any more competition.
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17 years ago
Shadowcat. .. just keep going. It doesn't have to stop at 10.
Bones. . . at least my drinks won't be $11.
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17 years ago
Casualguy. . . don;t you know that they will always fuck you at the drive thru?
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17 years ago
No.1: Hey Girls, I'm here. Champagne Room anybody?
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17 years ago
No. 6: Evilcyn, Evilcyn. Clear your calendar.
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17 years ago
I half thought that maybe I should take her up on her dance offer and then get so damn touchy-feely that she would stay away from me forever. After all, she is a "don't touch the bad boob-job" to begin with that I could only imagine how she'd react if I grabbed a little kitty.
Of course, she would probably slap me, leading to me being shown the door by management.
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17 years ago
One thing that I have noticed a lot over the last 2-3 months is that many of the girls who dance for me have hit me up for my number. Of course, when girls dance for me, they generally do 3-5 dances so I am a decent cash source. With the new Ohio laws, I thought the girls were just trying to have a way to reach me in case they moved on to another club. I probably have been given 8-10 numbers (I generally don't ask) of which a half-dozen or so will periodically text message me to let me know when/where they are working (away from the club I met them at). Only once have I been offered sex for money and although I may have considered it, she had a rather high opinion of the value of her services so I passed.
So. . . in short, I agree that dancers are making less money.
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17 years ago
That's the thing about Bones. He calls you and invites you to spend the afternoon with him at a club and then the second you get there, off he goes for dances. He's done this to me a couple of times. Fortunately, I haven't met him at Bugsy's yet because considering his frequent trips to the champagne room with Evilcyn (I hear they may be naming it after him), he might be gone for a couple of hours.
Some of the guys down in South Carolina this weekend may actually never see Bones.
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17 years ago
I understand that Bones' favorite club is the one he is currently sitting in. He has thousands of favorites all around the country.
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17 years ago
She is either at Dejavu, Larry Flynt's Hustler Club or the Platinum Club.
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17 years ago
I don;t mind giving a back rub here and there and at the one club I go to, there are a couple of dancers that approach me to ask if I'd give them one. One dancer gets them on such a regular basis that she'll give me an extra dance for free to pay me for it (it started as a joke but now she insists on the quid pro quo because she really likes the back rubs.)
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17 years ago
He can also go to that intersection where he honked his horn at her and wait for her to drive by after work. He can have a big sign ready so that in case she doesn't get caught by the light, she can read it as she goes by.
Balloons might also help to catch her attention.
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17 years ago
This thread has stalled at 88 responses. I was hoping it would reach 100.
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17 years ago
No.
End of thread.
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17 years ago
Here's what you do.
Leave a note on her car and when she leaves at night, quietly follow her. Pull up to her at an intersection and honk you horn, wave hello and then turn the other way. If she says anything to management, make sure you make multiple phone calls to the club to protest your innocence and write as many letters as needs.
Ooops. . . I'm sorry. I'm on the wrong thread.
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17 years ago
That's not her. It mentions the club on 25th which is the Bigsy's in Cleveland, not Elyria. Besides, Cyn has a tatoo on her back (I can't remember what it is but she made a joke about it when I met her.)
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17 years ago
To just about everybody who have responded so far:
I said it first. This thread creeps me out.
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17 years ago
You probably need to take a couple of huge steps back and get away from her for awhile. Your obsessiveness in the post is creeping me out so I can only imagine what the dancer feels.
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17 years ago
I frequent one club near my house and it never fails that a couple of the dancers who have been at this place the longest will say hi to me and then go and spend time with other guys. Well, over the weekend, a dancer who had gone away for awhile returned and she sat down at my table and we talked for awhile as if we were old friends (we used to talk all of the time before she left). We went for some dances and she said to me, "it's like old times, huh?" Funny thing is that although I would have gotten dances from her every time I was in the club, it had actually been almost a year since she danced for me. When I mentioned that to her, she told me that I was lying and that she danced all the time for me. No, she talked to me all the time but never danced. Some memory.
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17 years ago
My entry onto this prestigious list is The Touch of Gold in Brookpark (Cleveland), Ohio. You can read my reviews on the site but it is located on a street with at least a half dozen clubs within two miles and it is barely functional.
At no point in the last two years have I seen more than three cars in the lot at one time (the lot looks like a parking lot in Bosnia would, with craters that could do some serious damage to your car if you hit them going at any speed).
I've been in the club no less than 10 times. . . mostly to see if it really is as bad as it has been. There are usually two dancers working, the one is maybe a 6, but she also doubles as the bartender. The other is maybe a 5. The only phrase the girls know is, "do you want to buy me a drink?" which, at $8, is a tad high for the area. One might figure that the act of buying somebody a drink would come with a little conversation, which is not the case. The girl will pound the drink (or shot) and then walk away, coming back moments later to ask the only question she knows.
The dancers perform on top a small, round stage that has a pole in the middle of it. The stage can't be more than five feet across and it doesn't have stairs (which makes it awkward for the girls to get up and down from).
I have never seen a private dance done in the club (there usually is no more than one other person whenever I've gone in) and one night, I went into it intent on getting one just for the experience. I asked both dancers about dances and never got any kind of understandable response. I guess they don't do them.
If you are in the Cleveland area, stop in (no cover). It is pretty funny.
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17 years ago
Hey Bones. . .
I sure wasn't offended by your post because I tend to be a pretty laid back guy. Shoot me an email next time you are in the area and I'll see if I'm free to buy you that beer.
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17 years ago
Definitely make sure that a visit to Palace in the Pines is scheduled because that is one of the most unusual places ever. It is best to go on a Thursday and even better if Sierra is working. It opens at 8 so go early before the girls all back up.
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17 years ago
I am the person that asked Bones for some guidance and I am indeed not a cop. I do appreciate the help. One question? Do I have any skeletons in my closet?
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17 years ago
I have sent emails to TUSCL members asking these types of questions.
I understand your concern so I wasn't surprised when one member didn't really answer my question but another did.