Still encountering firsts in strip clubs after visiting clubs for 10 years?

Just thought of another first last night. I live in a small town. I met a dancer and got a dance from her and she says she lives here too. Never met a dancer currently living in the same small town as me before.

Just thought of another first. I told the lady at Wendy's I wanted a coke and she gave me a big cup of ice tea. Wasn't bad but I was wondering why she did that.

People were acting weird last night.

Casualguy. . . don;t you know that they will always fuck you at the drive thru?

It's something of a minor first, but I went to my favorite club this weekend and did not get a dance from my current favorite despite her presence there last night. I tipped her on stage, but it was clear she had too much stripper drama last night and wasn't into it at all. Later on, I saw her in street clothes, only the second time I've ever seen that, but the other was after the club had closed and I hadn't left yet. I suppose this is the first time I saw her dressed for home while the club was open.

casualguy,

I may get in trouble for saying this, but then, I've never been accused of being politically correct. Likely, the dancer just couldn't do simple math. A rather recent first for me, was to have a club bartender call me for help with her computer. Really nothing directly to do with the club, but still a first.

Yep, had a hand job in the VIP section at FantasyLand West, Bucyrus, Ohio. And the girl was a good 8 at least.

Damn I love this country.

"Her milk started flowing like crazy and I wasn't sure why." I'd guess she recently had a baby and hadn't fed if in awhile. Are there any other possibilities?

Just last week, I encountered a first! I was at a Cleveland club and got stroked and sucked on, just outside the club entrance! No cover charge, no stroke charge, no suck chare! What a country!

Just last night I was at home sleeping when I got a text message at 1:00 a.m. that read, "I'm horny, do you want to hook up?" It was from a dancer who has bounced around the Cleveland clubs and I have fed a decent amount of $$$$$ to.

Needless to say, I returned the text. . . and I am a little tired today (and, to make things better, I am not out one cent.) Woo hoo!!

Note to Bones: No, I won't point her out to you. Some things need to be kept under wraps. Look at me, I don't need any more competition.

I was recently doing a double VIP with a couple shot girls at a club in ATL. About half way through the VIP, one of the girls says "it really turns me on when I finger a guy's ass." Since I've always believed in mutual satisfaction with strippers, I complied with her request. Haven't seen her in the club since, not sure if I want to.

Same club - Getting ready one night to do a VIP with a dancer when I told her I had to use the restroom. She also had to use the restroom. The ladies room was full of dancers, so she followed me in the men's room,squatted down, and peed in the urinal next to me. Then in a strange turn of events, she gave me a PG rated VIP session.

LOL@CT - Ahhhhh, come on CT. Just let me have ONE night with her, please??? I'll return her in near new condition!!! LOL

ANOTHER FIRST!! - Not sexual related, but last night while at The Exotic Pearl, the VIP bouncer had a fresh longneck ready for me upon my exit, free of charge! WHAT A CUNTRY!!! ooops..

Yet another FIRST in my SC Junkie Career -

Last night, while at The Exotic Pearl (no review), my FAV wanted me to take her and her bi-girlfriend (a previous dancer whom I never met) to the VIP room on an 'unannounced' 2fer. Well, knowing how wild my FAV is, I opted for the two girls, which is usually not my bag. The only reason I did was because the VIP room bouncer (my friend but no names mentioned) knew these two dancers very very well, and said he would make sure noone else would enter the VIP area while the three of us were back there for the two songs. The three of us went back, picked out a cubicle and my FAV & her g/f dancer started working on each other! I looked outside the cubilce and laughed. The bouncer had scooted a club chair in front of the VIP entrance and sat in it, thus blocking any entry to the VIP. Well, no details of the 3-some, but as we exited the VIP area, the bouncer winked at me and said, "Well, bet you gotta go home now, right?" I laughed and said, "Yep, kinda' worn out!"

Bones, you are either full of shit up to your ears or you're the MAN!

Unfortunately, he is the man.

I have witnessed first-hand some of his conquests.

No, I don't publish non-fiction here. It's all truth, I just happen to luck out on a lot of situations, after working them. Sometimes, it cost more than I want to invest, other times not. Like my journey here to Memphis (read the reviews), lousy luck at the clubs. Shadowcat and CT has fortunately seen me in some of these circumstances. I'm just a likeable old gent who likes to see what kind of fun (sometimes trouble) I can get into. LOL

Unlike Bones, I try to stay away from trouble. However having fun and staying out of trouble can be difficult if you're not careful. Typically I just want to have fun. I try not to drink too much because it seems like some dancers almost always start to get frisky with me if I drink more than normal. (Yep, they are encouraging me to drink more). :) However they haven't gotten me in trouble so far. Now how many dancers like the name Trouble? I've met only 3 or 4. I could say that Trouble seems to find me. Lol, I just remembered the last lap dance I had, I think I was dodging milk. Bones, would you have drunk some and possibly freaked her out? I doubt that would freak out a dancer though.

When you stop learning new stuff in stripclubs, its time to quit going.

Agree with casualguy. Look at club drinking as casino drinking. Although most casinos will furnish you comp drinks, they do it so that your judgement is frailed. The clubs are the same way. Drink a lot, and judgement on 'spending' becomes frailed too.

Listen to 'minnow'! I've just about done everything sexually enticing and fun that I can think of, but I don't quit looking. There is some dame out there that I haven't ran into yet, that is going to teach me something that will blow my mind, let alone blow (pun?) other things!!

Thoughts from Uncle Bones: If you give up wanting and wishing, your life begins to wander and waste!

I have, on several occasions, deliberately likkered myself up in order to be able to get horny and enjoy the play more with a given girl. Arrive sober, see someone whom I know I'd like to flirt with, not be able to really "get into" the act unless I get a few drinks in me, then spend the night playing stripper-and-customer luvvy-duvvy after I've had 'em.

For many years I always thought that drinking and clubbing naturally went together. Then I started hanging out at the club where I eventually met my ATF, which was a no-alcohol club (they didn't even allow BYOB) and once I got used to it I found that I liked it better. Ever since then drinking and clubbing are two separate activities - I do one or the other but not both.

For the last 6 years, I have spent 99% of my strip club time in the same club. Most of you would probably get bored with that. However I am always expierencing FIRSTS. Sometimes a new dancer. Sometimes a 1st with a favorite dancer. Sometimes some DRAMA. When it becomes boring it will be time to switch clubs but more likely it will be time for me to hang it up. Once again uncle Bones and I agree on quality of life issues. We just have different ways of living them.

The last time I was in a club might have been the first time I met a stripper who's first word to me was "fuck". (Other than maybe as a curse.) She was dressed as a cheerleader, and my opening line when I went up to tip her was, "Give me an F!"

I don't think there are any firsts left for me. I think I peaked. I haven't been to a club in two months and haven't even considered going, something I used to do (the considering) at least once or twice a week, with somewhere around 20-30% of those deliberations yielding a positive result. I know where I can go for a blowjob or FS and how much it would cost, and I know where I could go for decent but clean LD's, and where I could go for just about any SC experience I'd want. They're all driving distance and within my budget, and I don't care.

I think life is full of firsts all the way through to the end...you only die once! :)

This opening, very quick conversation that I had with a stripper recently at Mickey's in RI was a first for me in its randomness...the following conversation has been altered to protect the innocent (I'm not from Maine...no offense to the state of Maine though):

Young, blonde stripper: "Where you from?"

Me: "I'm from Maine."

Young, blonde stripper: "Oh, my brother's moving to Kentucky soon, but he's in the military."

Me: "Oh......OK......" <smile>

Where the hell was I supposed to go from there?? "Have you ever been to Colorado?" I didn't know I had wandered into America's newest favorite game show..."Name ever state in the union in every sentence that you utter". Ya gotta love it...

I encountered another first last night. A dancer I just met and didn't even get a dance from came up to me and hugged me. Then told me goodbye, she was leaving the club for the night. I'm thinking, since when do dancers go around telling customers goodbye, they're leaving for the night?

Then I had one of my favorite dancers from another club spot me (she was sitting at the table behind me) and said "traitor!" I gave a quick answer saying the other club closes earlier. I suppose I'm going to hear about that now from her. For some odd reason, she showed her tits to the DJ who quickly announced on the speaker system "hot girls in the house tonight!" I was wondering if she was trying to get a new job. She did ask me which club she should work at.