The First Ever TUSCL Southern Convention
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 9:22 AM
convenes on Friday, October 26th and ends Sunday, October 28th.
This is a 'non-TUSCL-sponsored convention, for legality purposes only!
It has actually been set up by TUSCL's only housemom 'Shadowcat' and assisted by your very own Bones.
The Cat and Bones will be at Platinum Plus in Columbia, North Carolina, in the mid-afternoon on Friday. We have encouraged as many TUSCL brothers and sisters to attend if possible. Of course, we will certainly welcome and non-TUSCL clubber and convinse him/her to join TUSCL.
Most of the 'select' dancers at PP have been informed of this TUSCL gathering, therefore, a good selection of ladies to entertain us all should be available.
Shadowcat will be handing out 'strip club music/comedy' CDs to attendees and some dancers. Candy will be supplied to dancers by the "Candyman"!
'Dick-stiffiner' tablets will be available at the convention at no extra charge. Protection must be supplied by attendees, at their on cost.
A short 'prayer' will be given prior to the festivities, to hope for cheap LD prices, quality dances, and safe behavior in and out of the club. A discussion of "Opening Minutes" will be open for past and new issues.
A discussion of "Closing Minutes" will be brought up Saturday evening toward the end of the convention, for discussions on convention outcome and future business.
If anyone is still sober enough, they will be asked to say a short 'closing prayer' for our forgiveness and safety back home!
Thank you and good luck!!!
P.S. I'll be on the road tomorrow (Wednesday) morning around 7AM and arrive in Columbia about 6PM. I'll be performing reconnaissance of the PP and their competitive clubs all day Thursday.
This is a 'non-TUSCL-sponsored convention, for legality purposes only!
It has actually been set up by TUSCL's only housemom 'Shadowcat' and assisted by your very own Bones.
The Cat and Bones will be at Platinum Plus in Columbia, North Carolina, in the mid-afternoon on Friday. We have encouraged as many TUSCL brothers and sisters to attend if possible. Of course, we will certainly welcome and non-TUSCL clubber and convinse him/her to join TUSCL.
Most of the 'select' dancers at PP have been informed of this TUSCL gathering, therefore, a good selection of ladies to entertain us all should be available.
Shadowcat will be handing out 'strip club music/comedy' CDs to attendees and some dancers. Candy will be supplied to dancers by the "Candyman"!
'Dick-stiffiner' tablets will be available at the convention at no extra charge. Protection must be supplied by attendees, at their on cost.
A short 'prayer' will be given prior to the festivities, to hope for cheap LD prices, quality dances, and safe behavior in and out of the club. A discussion of "Opening Minutes" will be open for past and new issues.
A discussion of "Closing Minutes" will be brought up Saturday evening toward the end of the convention, for discussions on convention outcome and future business.
If anyone is still sober enough, they will be asked to say a short 'closing prayer' for our forgiveness and safety back home!
Thank you and good luck!!!
P.S. I'll be on the road tomorrow (Wednesday) morning around 7AM and arrive in Columbia about 6PM. I'll be performing reconnaissance of the PP and their competitive clubs all day Thursday.
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There will be a follow up topic next week to let all of you non goers know what you missed. Bones said that he will probably be last as he has to go to Memphis to kiss his S/O's ASS.
Normally, Shadowcat would not have planned to be at the club on Thursday, except he knew I was coming in a day early...... to hit on his sweet little TART! LOL *wink*
Anyway, he is correct and he will provide a follow-up topic next week on the hot action, while I am (WWWHHHAAATTT???), kissing the SO's ASS? Well, probably other parts too!!
snowtime - Thanks for responding. We'll miss ya'! Am sure we'll have other opportunities.
Got 3 photographs of my massage tech in her bikini and 1 cellphone photo of her by OUR table!! :-) Come on guys, give me a chance. I'll bring NUDE photos of her next time!
Headed for dreamland, as I have an early rise (pun?) for a long long drive in the morning.
Some of the guys down in South Carolina this weekend may actually never see Bones.