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16 years ago
is this a taboo subject?
tuscl could benefit from the heavy networking
and promotion at myspace as well.
dg
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16 years ago
does it really fucking matter pudster?
save the pedantics for your mom bitch
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16 years ago
there once was a girl from wheeling
who had never sensed sexual feeling
til a guy named boris
just flicked her clitoris
and she had to be scrapped off the ceiling
dg
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16 years ago
http://www.mpreviews.com/
dg
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16 years ago
try TUMPL
DG
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16 years ago
re:...paid more than $170 for the stripper
Only one?
I've got six and a dj already lined up.
DG
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18 years ago
Any efforts at making the transformation are greatly appreciated.
BTW, 'Stiff competition' was too easy.
But it could also be said, in summation, that
there was a gaping hole between the ranked pussy.
Time for bed,
DG
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18 years ago
Good for you. That'll teach him.
DG
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18 years ago
In any club, the Hotties usually have 2-3 rotations to seduce me into the private dance area. I prefer to use the first round to relax and reconnoiter.
If they don't approach me on my terms (the mental fulfillment of an intimate one-night-stand with a stranger) I will teasingly inform or remind them of my expectations and move on.
I will fork-out big bucks for the perfect 30-second seduction, but also understand that on any given night a dancer may not be in the mood to create this illusion of intimacy. This is why I give them (and myself) a clean slate to start with on every subsequent visit or encounter.
In the meantime I'm perfectly content to kick-back, soak-in the atmosphere, and concentrate on the stage from a discreet distance.
The benefit of this default expectation is that I never leave disappointed.
If the perfect/acceptable approach hasn't happened in, say, 3 rounds, I can leave satisified that I haven't wasted any money.
(I do have the luxury of a half-dozen other clubs to visit if necessary.)
But when it *does* happen, it happens big time.
I'm usually so mentally exhausted that, after escorting the Hottie out of the PD area, I'll stay and crash on the couch for another song just basking in Afterglow.
Those watching me eventually stumble out of the club would have no doubt that it doesn't get any better.
Kind of an 'All or Default' approach to Mongering, I guess.
'An Ounce Of Intimacy Is Worth A Pound Of Grind.'
DG
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18 years ago
i have tats and piercings, so no amount of ink or bling on a hottie bothers me...unless it interferes with mileage.
dg
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18 years ago
Hilarity *ensued*.
Sigh.
Shoulda seen their faces when she asked.
Then she said it again even more adamantly.
The dude finally blurted out, "Aqui?".
When I finally clued her in- while ROTFL- she gave me the obligatory bitchslaps.
DG
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18 years ago
I don't buy dancers drinks until they've earned it (seduced or grinded me sufficiently).
re: abandonment
"I'll be back" always translates to "I might not be back".
As soon as thay leave, bask in the afterglow (if any) and switch targets.
As always, YMMV.
Don't hate the players- learn the game.
DG
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18 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
LOL, BG.
*prefacing each with "And now, welcome to the stage...this is the lovely _____".
DG
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18 years ago
Thanks, Bones.
Gotta love those rare anecdotal 'extras'.
As an epilogue, my aforementioned regular had actually been waiting for me to show up to launch the pre-meditated encounter.
It's tough being known as the Grinding-Male-Slut-customer (but somebody's gotta do it).
DG
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18 years ago
Squirting breast milk from the stage into awaiting faces.
DG
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18 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
I neither notice or mind an audience.
I have no shame.
My SC surveillance videotapes could double as porn auditions.
And I can understand anyone being drawn to watching *us*. Hell, I want to watch *us*! And often do so in the mirrors.
As for the dude that might be staring at *me*, I'm torn between 'creepy' and 'deserving half of his dancer's money'.
Fun topic, BTW.
DG
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18 years ago
Barring the choice, I'll go as far as she wants on the floor.
Shame is counterproductive.
DG
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18 years ago
For the same price, I prefer a comfortable couch and less to distract Her.
DG
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18 years ago
Certainly a personal preference.
A hot dancer's lips or tongue are always welcome anywhere on my body.
Playful biting is also encouraged.
Don't Bore Us, Get To The Clitoris...
DG
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18 years ago
I'm not a HJ freak, but could hardly turn down a naked hottie that wants to jack me off.
Better than the chicken in the fridge, anyway.
A Stripper in Hand is Worth Two Unpenetrated Bush?
Something like that,
DG
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18 years ago
For me, each visit starts with a clean slate;
They're all potential bitches until proven otherwise.
Queen Bees and Queen Wanna-Bees are often the best Eye Candy. Leave it at that.
Allowing their 'Shit Don't Stink' facade to interfere with our enjoyment is counter-productive.
Personally, I find the SDS attitude to be rather cute and entertaining.
Don't Hate The Players- Learn The Game.
DG
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18 years ago
re: They're all potential bitches until proven otherwise.
I should ammend that to 'potential bitches or GFEs until proven otherwise'.
DG
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18 years ago
New Meat's bedroom-eyes approach, straddle, and soft-breathing-in-my-ear melted me in 30 seconds just last night. Without a word. Whew.
(Are you listening hotties?)
Followed by the less-intimate but effective:
"God, I'm glad you're here. I need some cock." (long-time regular jumping onto my lap.)
"So I hear you like to grind." also works for about any non-fugly.
DG
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18 years ago
To follow-up, it seems the aforementioned 9-ish club was the only one that had no Runner-up Fugly or even Least Non-Fugly that night (purely subjective and always subject to change).
No wonder seeing Random there was a shock.
Stiff competition for any New or Relocated Meat.
Thanks for the input,
DG
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18 years ago
Fuglotty?
Hotgly?
Seven months older?
DG