Why Men Have Nipples
Tuesday, October 3, 2006 10:13 PM
So I'm basking in VIP afterglow, prone on the couch with my MPS (megahot personal supermodel) curled up against my chest.
What a ride.
I was a zombie for hours afterward.
But I digress.
Actually, it has nothing to do with the topic.
Except that during our foreplay she was running her fingers over my chest and playfully asked me why guys have nipples.
I told her the first thing I could think of; that their sole purpose was to be licked and nibbled by hot dancers.
It must've been the right answer because she happily agreed- for most of the next five songs.
Not particularly interested in the textbook answer,
DG
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