Why Men Have Nipples
DailyGrind
So I'm basking in VIP afterglow, prone on the couch with my MPS (megahot personal supermodel) curled up against my chest.
What a ride.
I was a zombie for hours afterward.
But I digress.
Actually, it has nothing to do with the topic.
Except that during our foreplay she was running her fingers over my chest and playfully asked me why guys have nipples.
I told her the first thing I could think of; that their sole purpose was to be licked and nibbled by hot dancers.
It must've been the right answer because she happily agreed- for most of the next five songs.
Not particularly interested in the textbook answer,
DG
What a ride.
I was a zombie for hours afterward.
But I digress.
Actually, it has nothing to do with the topic.
Except that during our foreplay she was running her fingers over my chest and playfully asked me why guys have nipples.
I told her the first thing I could think of; that their sole purpose was to be licked and nibbled by hot dancers.
It must've been the right answer because she happily agreed- for most of the next five songs.
Not particularly interested in the textbook answer,
DG
7 comments
Either, females are the norm and males are an unfortunate later addition, perhaps a mistake;
Or, females are the simpler form and males are a more advanced latter development, perhaps an improvement.
You pick. :)
Generally speaking I feel pain if a nipple is squeezed hard but Mr Happy is ok with getting squeezed. Seems like dancers would have figured that out by now. Perhaps their nipples feel good when squeezed hard. I may have to investigate. :)
A hot dancer's lips or tongue are always welcome anywhere on my body.
Playful biting is also encouraged.
Don't Bore Us, Get To The Clitoris...
DG
Furthermore, if you argue that females have breasts, so do men but I thought our society wasn't suppose to discriminate if someone has more fat. I'm arguing that women should be allowed to be topless at the beach. If a bunch of teenage girls want to protest by going topless at the beach, I hope they plan their protest when I'm visiting. :)