Two Spanish-speaking gentlemen were at the club last night. Random (a different Random) asked me how to ask them for a dollar dance in Spanish. That was my reply.
Hilarity unsued.
DG's SC Fun and Games Dept.
Hilarity ensued. Sigh.
Shoulda seen their faces when she asked. Then she said it again even more adamantly. The dude finally blurted out, "Aqui?".
When I finally clued her in- while ROTFL- she gave me the obligatory bitchslaps.
DG
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