Most Unusual Stage Dance Bits..

The most unusual and possibly erotic show I've ever seen wasa a long time ago in a little club near the Detroit airport. The stage was elevated quite a bit and behind the bar. This girl came out fully clothed, laid down on her belly, and proceeded to undress completely without changing her position much so that she ended up totally nude laying on her stomach. I still don't know how she did it but it was pretty amazing.

I also saw an amateur show in a little club Atlanta once where a girl was at the bar with friends, went up on stage, got completely nude, then returned to her friends at the bar without ever putting anything back on. It was pretty funny.

Twice in my early clubbing years I had dancers take my glasses and use them as part of their act, which is the main reason that I never sit at a stage anymore. As others have said, I'm there to be entertained, not to be part of the entertainment. I don't find those kinds of antics to be the least bit amusing.

Fire batons are always idiotic.

On a little tamer note...

Two dancers' "routines come to mind. Maybe it's not that unusual, but still, they are the only two that I've seen doing this;

Dancer 1 (Babes West in Indy). During her stage show, she commonly would lean over someone's beer bottle that was sitting stage side, and procede to give the bottle a "blow job". She took a lot of it in, too. I thought it was pretty hot, but my friend that I was with (happened to be HIS beer) was none to impressed. In fact, he told her that she owed him a beer 'cause there was NO way he was going to drink out of THAT.

Dancer 2 (April at Hip Hugger , Kokomo). When a guy got on stage and layed on his back, she would come over, unzip his pants, undo his belt, then she would take the belt (non buckle side) and stuff it down his pants and out the now-open crotch hole. She would then play with the end of the belt like it was a cock sticking out... pull on it and suck it... It was a pretty hot display.

I've also seen a "fire show" at a club in London, Ontario (I think it was at Flesh Gordon's). The dancer lit batons and twirled them. Not a bit entertaining.

AN, are you friends with the dancer who knew it was your birthday?

At Choice in Minneapolis, I saw a stripper, during a stage show, roll up a dollar bill tip, stand it on end, squat and ease herself on top of it, then stand up with it still in her love canal, like a tampon. No, I did not get a dance from her. Dammit.

In an East St. Louis club this July, a girl stuck a golf ball in her pussy then popped it out. No long distance shots into the crowd, however she did invite me to insert the golf ball. Many years ago at Market Street Cinema in San Francsisco, some minor porn star with an enormous boob job invited audence members to jam a dlido into her. She had me bite down on the other end of it and work it in and out. Once was enough for me.

Ick. Breast milk grosses me out almost as much as male-squirt.

I had a recent birthday and went to a club. A dancer there knew of my birthday. Another birthday boy got spanked and ridden about the stage. My dancer got onstage and started to indicate I was next. I was not next. My refusal was rather firm. She started to complain about me not being a good sport when she got down. I put it very simply, and firmly, "If you think I'm here for YOUR ammusement, you are mistaken. I'm here to enjoy myself, that doesn't include anything you and the DJ may find amusing."

Squirting breast milk from the stage into awaiting faces.

DG

Bachelor hazing is just about as good a time as feature acts, to take a new girlie to the private VIP room ...

About 20 years ago in a nude bar in Windsor Canada they had a feature act who after getting naked would lie on her back insert ping pong balls into herself and fire them out into the audience. The place was quite large and her range and velocity was very impressive.

Over the years I too have witnessed countless bachelors physically abused and humiliated. I have never understood the practice and is why I rarely ever go to a club on Friday or Saturday night anymore.

This may not technically count, since it happened during a private, but is probably in the spirit of this thread. I'm sure that it has happened on stage somewhere. A dancer once stuck wooden matches into her pierced nipples, lit them, and had me blow them out. More wierd than erotic.

By the way, I am severely near-sighted (though, through state-of-the art optometry, my glasses don't give that away as much as they might), and I really kind of freak out if a dancer goes after my glasses, even for fun.

Don't forget about the magic marker with the arrow pointed to the asshole, telling everyone to fuck him there. And, at least at the Lumber Yard in Des Moines, they do all that at the shower stage, so the bachelor is wet the whole time.

I'm always a bit surprised at how far the girls go to debase and humiliate a bachelor when he's there with the wedding crew at an official "bachelor party." Sometimes they even do this for a birthday guy.

At the clubs I frequent, this abuse usually involves a lot of steps to get the guy reddened and naked on center stage. First, removing all but his undies, leaving his pants around his knees and his shoes on (and his reversed shirt stuck to his wrists, if possible), tying him by his belt and reversed shirtsleeves to a chair in the center of the stage, and then committing a series of cruel and rather violent acts:

• jumping onto his lap quite hard, to the point that he gets his nads racked repeatedly (I think many women don't really get the concept that nad-racking isn't just some kind of minor skin pain)

• slapping him on the chest and bared ass with his belt to the point that he is reddened and perhaps inadvertently tearing up from the stinging pain

• giving him a "Stevie Wonder" (massive tits on his ears, slapping his head around) while yanking his hair hard

• scratching his back and chest with long fingernails to the point that he bleeds

Then, of course, giving him teasing stimulation so his boner sticks out of his shorts and then making him walk back to his seat while revealing it all to his gang.

I don't exactly understand the appeal of all these behaviors. I think the girls get a bit "into it," and (more important) the guys who have ARRANGED the bachelor party aren't actually regular strip-club goers.

If I were to be the best man having to arrange a bachelor party, I'd go about it all differently. The point is to bond among males, not abuse one male to the point that he questions his friendship with you. And certainly not to give occasion for strange sado-masochistic anti-male sentiment to be worked out on my buddy's ass.

It was probably only interesting the first time I saw it, but one of the clubs I visit has a flagpole for a pole, and dancers will routinely take off the hat of a customer, climb the pole wearing the hat, and leave the hat on top of the flagpole.

I did see a fire breathing show once, which is probably the most unusual thing I have seen.

saw a girl at a dive club take a guys keys and insert them in her pussy. she finished her set then gave them back to him.

Once, years ago in either Ala or Miss I went to a place where the dancer would take customers glasses and hats and fog them up-down below. The best part was when she lit up a big cigar and then smoked it-down below and then started shooting out smoke rings (not perfectly symmetrical but an "A" for effort). I remember her saying "bet you boys can't do this."