Stripper Name Categories

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Book Guy
I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
I have personally met all of these. The point of this list is the interesting categories into which they fall, not so much to create an exhaustive compendium. I might try that some other time ... :) ...

1. Geographical Locations in the North America, primarily the West
Cheyenne, Sierra, Montana, Arizona, Laredo, Austin, California, Phoenix, Nevada, Vegas, Winona

2. Geographical Locations in Europe
Paris, Moscow, London, Rome, Athens, Kiev, Romania, Austria, Vienna, Madrid, Copenhagen

3. Geographical Locations Elsewhere
Samarra, Kenya, Arabia, Bangkok, Sydney, Adelaide, Burma

4. Spicy Foodstuffs
Ginger, Cinnamon, Spice, Pepper, Cayenne, Jalapeno, Saffron

5. Sweet Foodstuffs
Cake, Candy, Sweets, Honey, Chocolate, Tira Misu, Juicy, Jelly, Gumdrop

6. Bodily Actions
Jiggle, Shake, Wiggle, Swerve, Curve, Dancy, Kick, Puncher, Thumper, Jumper, Landing, Backup, Shake, Handy, Stroke, Move, Flex, Cuddle, Snuggles

7. Precious and Semi-Precious Materials
Diamond, Jade, Ebony, Sapphire, Emerald, Ruby, Chrome, Copper, Gold, Platinum, Steel, Amethyst, Myrrh, Money, Bucks, Bling

8. Clothing, especially lingerie
Lace, Lacey, Teddy, Skirt, Dressy, Mink, Button, Stockings

9. Celebrities
Judy Garland, Princess Di, Coco, Jojo, Kiki, Halley, Haley

10. Common Female Names
Judy, Annie, Mary, Mary Jane, Leslie, Jennifer, Barbie, Hannah, Fay, Lilla, Laura, Chloe, Regan

11. Typical Male Names in Female Form
Billie, Bobbie, Jimmie, Freddie, Joey, Willie, Mikey

12. Classical Goddesses
Athena, Virgo, Minerva, Aphrodite, Venus, Juno, Freya, Arcadia, Clio, Thalia

13. Body Parts
Legs, Footsie, Hipper, Bellie, Nips, Finger, Eyelash

14. Affections of Approval
Hot, Hotsie, Sexy, Coolie, Beauty, Nice-nice, Excellence, Indescribable, Irresistible, Gotta, Wanna, Gimme, Likey-likey, Luvey

15. Automobiles
Camaro, Mustang, Edsel, Model T, Speedster, Coupe, Duster

16. Animals
Puma, Jaguar, Cheetah, Seagull, Eagle, Puppy, Kitten, Cat,

17. Plants and Flowers
Daisy, Flower, Willow, Rose, Rosie, Petunia

18. Combinations of the Above
Diamond Annie, Athena Sweets, Montana Spice

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Book Guy
18 years ago
Other unstripper names:

Hepsebah, Sophronsiba, Euphronia, Augusta, and the nine muses of course (Erato, Euphrosyne, Thalia, Polyhymnia, Calliope, Terpsichore, Melpomene, Clio, Urania -- actually, I've met a Cleo, can imagine a Thalia, and Eroto or Erotico would work fine).

Other feminine things that wouldn't work as stripper names: Tampon, PMS, Cramp Cramps Cramper Crampy, Migraine, Douche, Pap Smear, Cellulite, Aspirin, Midol, Flo, Menstrua, Implantica, Transexualia, Transvestitia ...
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pieman469
18 years ago
This is/has been an entertaining discussion. I have at times been amused by various dancers' choice of stagenames. I have encountered many of the names listed here. But what about names that never get used? Here are some female names I've never heard used by strippers:

Gertrude, Maude Earl, Hildegarde, Geraldine, Bathsheba, Glenda, Blanche, Edwina

anyone care to add to the list?
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Book Guy
18 years ago
ROFL. "Does he only call me when he wants to fuck me?" ROFL.

Ah, and I thought the power dynamics and fantasies of chick-think were difficult for MEN to fathom and live through ... imagine how difficult it must be to have them going on IN YOUR OWN HEAD!
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DandyDan
18 years ago
So what category does Trouble fit into? Is Trouble a category unto herself (itself)?
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Book Guy
18 years ago
Summer. I think Summer is the most common stripper name. Then Ebony. But there are more Ebony-named girls at dive clubs which most of us don't frequent, so there's probably a disparity in sampling.
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FONDL
18 years ago
I wonder what name is most common. Is there a club anywhere in the US that doesn't have a Tiffany? I've also met a lot of Taylors and Kimberlys.
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casualguy
18 years ago
I believe I have forgotten 99 percent of all the names I have heard. With that list above, it's no wonder.
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Mickkeyc
18 years ago
Edsel? That is a good one!
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Book Guy
18 years ago
And yet another category:

Celestial and Meteorological Terms
Moon, Sunny, Stormy, Rain, Windy, Raine Cloude, Tornado, Galaxy, Star, Chinook, Mistral, Scirocco, (Winter, Summer, Autumn mentioned in seasons)
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minnow
18 years ago
Quite a list there, I'll add: 1) Categories Seasons(Summer, Winter, Autumn) Months ( April, May, June, August). 2) More Names- India, China(Countries) , Peaches (Sweet Foods) Bon Apetit!
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chitownlawyer
18 years ago
Also, for those of us who appreciate irony and sarcasm...where's Chastity?
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chitownlawyer
18 years ago
I certainly commend you industry in gathering all the names, and your ingenuity in arranging the taxonomy thereof. However, I can't believe you missed the most stereotypical dancer name of all...Destiny.
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jacksheet
18 years ago
cars..you forgot the best ones....mercedes, porche, lexus
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Book Guy
18 years ago
Nutra System

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AbbieNormal
18 years ago
Top 10: Least Popular Stripper Names

10. Jen DerMystique

9. Chesty LaDude

8. S. Phyllis

6. Trailer Park Tammy

5. Crusty Buns

4. Georgina Bush

3. Condi Gone Wild Rice

2. Dick Chain Me

1. Shirley Aman

Another, actually from Letterman;

10. Ginger Vitis

9. Stripper Gore

8 Mrs. Charlie Sheen

7. Stanley Cups

6. Lois the Letterman Look-a-like

5. H. Rose Perot

4. Sue Dafed

3. Yogi Bare-Ass

2. Nude Gingrich

1 Tammy Lasorda

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chandler
18 years ago
Nasty and Trouble are not negatives in a strip club. They're what guys are looking for.
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FONDL
18 years ago
How about negative names like "Nasty" and "Trouble." I know I've run into some of them. My ATF would have been a good Trouble.
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DailyGrind
18 years ago
LOL, BG.

*prefacing each with "And now, welcome to the stage...this is the lovely _____".


DG
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Book Guy
18 years ago
Calico. Where do you put calico? Is that an animal (calico cat) or a clothing (lace, calico, gingham, kakhi, denim ...)?

I will certainly get a dance from the first girl I ever meet named Seersucker! :)
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FONDL
18 years ago
I'd put Trouble in category 14.

I also think we need a category for girls who use their real names. I've known several who did that including my ATF. But you probably see more of that in small-town neighborhood places because the girls are often dancing near where they live and assume that a lot of guys are going to know who they are anyway so what's the point.

And yes I have met a lot of strippers named Summer. She and Tiffany are often good friends.
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