Stripper Name Categories
I have personally met all of these. The point of this list is the interesting categories into which they fall, not so much to create an exhaustive compendium. I might try that some other time ... :) ...
- Geographical Locations in the North America, primarily the West
Cheyenne, Sierra, Montana, Arizona, Laredo, Austin, California, Phoenix, Nevada, Vegas, Winona
- Geographical Locations in Europe
Paris, Moscow, London, Rome, Athens, Kiev, Romania, Austria, Vienna, Madrid, Copenhagen
- Geographical Locations Elsewhere
Samarra, Kenya, Arabia, Bangkok, Sydney, Adelaide, Burma
- Spicy Foodstuffs
Ginger, Cinnamon, Spice, Pepper, Cayenne, Jalapeno, Saffron
- Sweet Foodstuffs
Cake, Candy, Sweets, Honey, Chocolate, Tira Misu, Juicy, Jelly, Gumdrop
- Bodily Actions
Jiggle, Shake, Wiggle, Swerve, Curve, Dancy, Kick, Puncher, Thumper, Jumper, Landing, Backup, Shake, Handy, Stroke, Move, Flex, Cuddle, Snuggles
- Precious and Semi-Precious Materials
Diamond, Jade, Ebony, Sapphire, Emerald, Ruby, Chrome, Copper, Gold, Platinum, Steel, Amethyst, Myrrh, Money, Bucks, Bling
- Clothing, especially lingerie
Lace, Lacey, Teddy, Skirt, Dressy, Mink, Button, Stockings
- Celebrities
Judy Garland, Princess Di, Coco, Jojo, Kiki, Halley, Haley
- Common Female Names
Judy, Annie, Mary, Mary Jane, Leslie, Jennifer, Barbie, Hannah, Fay, Lilla, Laura, Chloe, Regan
- Typical Male Names in Female Form
Billie, Bobbie, Jimmie, Freddie, Joey, Willie, Mikey
- Classical Goddesses
Athena, Virgo, Minerva, Aphrodite, Venus, Juno, Freya, Arcadia, Clio, Thalia
- Body Parts
Legs, Footsie, Hipper, Bellie, Nips, Finger, Eyelash
- Affections of Approval
Hot, Hotsie, Sexy, Coolie, Beauty, Nice-nice, Excellence, Indescribable, Irresistible, Gotta, Wanna, Gimme, Likey-likey, Luvey
- Automobiles
Camaro, Mustang, Edsel, Model T, Speedster, Coupe, Duster
- Animals
Puma, Jaguar, Cheetah, Seagull, Eagle, Puppy, Kitten, Cat,
- Plants and Flowers
Daisy, Flower, Willow, Rose, Rosie, Petunia
- Combinations of the Above
Diamond Annie, Athena Sweets, Montana Spice
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last commentOther unstripper names:
Hepsebah, Sophronsiba, Euphronia, Augusta, and the nine muses of course (Erato, Euphrosyne, Thalia, Polyhymnia, Calliope, Terpsichore, Melpomene, Clio, Urania -- actually, I've met a Cleo, can imagine a Thalia, and Eroto or Erotico would work fine).
Other feminine things that wouldn't work as stripper names: Tampon, PMS, Cramp Cramps Cramper Crampy, Migraine, Douche, Pap Smear, Cellulite, Aspirin, Midol, Flo, Menstrua, Implantica, Transexualia, Transvestitia ...
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This is/has been an entertaining discussion. I have at times been amused by various dancers' choice of stagenames. I have encountered many of the names listed here. But what about names that never get used? Here are some female names I've never heard used by strippers:
Gertrude, Maude Earl, Hildegarde, Geraldine, Bathsheba, Glenda, Blanche, Edwina
anyone care to add to the list?
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ROFL. "Does he only call me when he wants to fuck me?" ROFL.
Ah, and I thought the power dynamics and fantasies of chick-think were difficult for MEN to fathom and live through ... imagine how difficult it must be to have them going on IN YOUR OWN HEAD!
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So what category does Trouble fit into? Is Trouble a category unto herself (itself)?
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Summer. I think Summer is the most common stripper name. Then Ebony. But there are more Ebony-named girls at dive clubs which most of us don't frequent, so there's probably a disparity in sampling.
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I wonder what name is most common. Is there a club anywhere in the US that doesn't have a Tiffany? I've also met a lot of Taylors and Kimberlys.
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I believe I have forgotten 99 percent of all the names I have heard. With that list above, it's no wonder.
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Edsel? That is a good one!
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And yet another category:
Celestial and Meteorological Terms
Moon, Sunny, Stormy, Rain, Windy, Raine Cloude, Tornado, Galaxy, Star, Chinook, Mistral, Scirocco, (Winter, Summer, Autumn mentioned in seasons)
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Quite a list there, I'll add: 1) Categories Seasons(Summer, Winter, Autumn) Months ( April, May, June, August). 2) More Names- India, China(Countries) , Peaches (Sweet Foods) Bon Apetit!
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Also, for those of us who appreciate irony and sarcasm...where's Chastity?
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I certainly commend you industry in gathering all the names, and your ingenuity in arranging the taxonomy thereof. However, I can't believe you missed the most stereotypical dancer name of all...Destiny.
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cars..you forgot the best ones....mercedes, porche, lexus
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Nutra System
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Top 10: Least Popular Stripper Names
Jen DerMystique
Chesty LaDude
S. Phyllis
Trailer Park Tammy
Crusty Buns
Georgina Bush
Condi Gone Wild Rice
Dick Chain Me
Shirley Aman
Another, actually from Letterman;
Ginger Vitis
Stripper Gore
8 Mrs. Charlie Sheen
Stanley Cups
Lois the Letterman Look-a-like
H. Rose Perot
Sue Dafed
Yogi Bare-Ass
Nude Gingrich
1 Tammy Lasorda
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Nasty and Trouble are not negatives in a strip club. They're what guys are looking for.
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How about negative names like "Nasty" and "Trouble." I know I've run into some of them. My ATF would have been a good Trouble.
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LOL, BG.
*prefacing each with "And now, welcome to the stage...this is the lovely _____".
DG
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Calico. Where do you put calico? Is that an animal (calico cat) or a clothing (lace, calico, gingham, kakhi, denim ...)?
I will certainly get a dance from the first girl I ever meet named Seersucker! :)
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I'd put Trouble in category 14.
I also think we need a category for girls who use their real names. I've known several who did that including my ATF. But you probably see more of that in small-town neighborhood places because the girls are often dancing near where they live and assume that a lot of guys are going to know who they are anyway so what's the point.
And yes I have met a lot of strippers named Summer. She and Tiffany are often good friends.
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