Stripper Name Categories
Book Guy
I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
I have personally met all of these. The point of this list is the interesting categories into which they fall, not so much to create an exhaustive compendium. I might try that some other time ... :) ...
1. Geographical Locations in the North America, primarily the West
Cheyenne, Sierra, Montana, Arizona, Laredo, Austin, California, Phoenix, Nevada, Vegas, Winona
2. Geographical Locations in Europe
Paris, Moscow, London, Rome, Athens, Kiev, Romania, Austria, Vienna, Madrid, Copenhagen
3. Geographical Locations Elsewhere
Samarra, Kenya, Arabia, Bangkok, Sydney, Adelaide, Burma
4. Spicy Foodstuffs
Ginger, Cinnamon, Spice, Pepper, Cayenne, Jalapeno, Saffron
5. Sweet Foodstuffs
Cake, Candy, Sweets, Honey, Chocolate, Tira Misu, Juicy, Jelly, Gumdrop
6. Bodily Actions
Jiggle, Shake, Wiggle, Swerve, Curve, Dancy, Kick, Puncher, Thumper, Jumper, Landing, Backup, Shake, Handy, Stroke, Move, Flex, Cuddle, Snuggles
7. Precious and Semi-Precious Materials
Diamond, Jade, Ebony, Sapphire, Emerald, Ruby, Chrome, Copper, Gold, Platinum, Steel, Amethyst, Myrrh, Money, Bucks, Bling
8. Clothing, especially lingerie
Lace, Lacey, Teddy, Skirt, Dressy, Mink, Button, Stockings
9. Celebrities
Judy Garland, Princess Di, Coco, Jojo, Kiki, Halley, Haley
10. Common Female Names
Judy, Annie, Mary, Mary Jane, Leslie, Jennifer, Barbie, Hannah, Fay, Lilla, Laura, Chloe, Regan
11. Typical Male Names in Female Form
Billie, Bobbie, Jimmie, Freddie, Joey, Willie, Mikey
12. Classical Goddesses
Athena, Virgo, Minerva, Aphrodite, Venus, Juno, Freya, Arcadia, Clio, Thalia
13. Body Parts
Legs, Footsie, Hipper, Bellie, Nips, Finger, Eyelash
14. Affections of Approval
Hot, Hotsie, Sexy, Coolie, Beauty, Nice-nice, Excellence, Indescribable, Irresistible, Gotta, Wanna, Gimme, Likey-likey, Luvey
15. Automobiles
Camaro, Mustang, Edsel, Model T, Speedster, Coupe, Duster
16. Animals
Puma, Jaguar, Cheetah, Seagull, Eagle, Puppy, Kitten, Cat,
17. Plants and Flowers
Daisy, Flower, Willow, Rose, Rosie, Petunia
18. Combinations of the Above
Diamond Annie, Athena Sweets, Montana Spice
1. Geographical Locations in the North America, primarily the West
Cheyenne, Sierra, Montana, Arizona, Laredo, Austin, California, Phoenix, Nevada, Vegas, Winona
2. Geographical Locations in Europe
Paris, Moscow, London, Rome, Athens, Kiev, Romania, Austria, Vienna, Madrid, Copenhagen
3. Geographical Locations Elsewhere
Samarra, Kenya, Arabia, Bangkok, Sydney, Adelaide, Burma
4. Spicy Foodstuffs
Ginger, Cinnamon, Spice, Pepper, Cayenne, Jalapeno, Saffron
5. Sweet Foodstuffs
Cake, Candy, Sweets, Honey, Chocolate, Tira Misu, Juicy, Jelly, Gumdrop
6. Bodily Actions
Jiggle, Shake, Wiggle, Swerve, Curve, Dancy, Kick, Puncher, Thumper, Jumper, Landing, Backup, Shake, Handy, Stroke, Move, Flex, Cuddle, Snuggles
7. Precious and Semi-Precious Materials
Diamond, Jade, Ebony, Sapphire, Emerald, Ruby, Chrome, Copper, Gold, Platinum, Steel, Amethyst, Myrrh, Money, Bucks, Bling
8. Clothing, especially lingerie
Lace, Lacey, Teddy, Skirt, Dressy, Mink, Button, Stockings
9. Celebrities
Judy Garland, Princess Di, Coco, Jojo, Kiki, Halley, Haley
10. Common Female Names
Judy, Annie, Mary, Mary Jane, Leslie, Jennifer, Barbie, Hannah, Fay, Lilla, Laura, Chloe, Regan
11. Typical Male Names in Female Form
Billie, Bobbie, Jimmie, Freddie, Joey, Willie, Mikey
12. Classical Goddesses
Athena, Virgo, Minerva, Aphrodite, Venus, Juno, Freya, Arcadia, Clio, Thalia
13. Body Parts
Legs, Footsie, Hipper, Bellie, Nips, Finger, Eyelash
14. Affections of Approval
Hot, Hotsie, Sexy, Coolie, Beauty, Nice-nice, Excellence, Indescribable, Irresistible, Gotta, Wanna, Gimme, Likey-likey, Luvey
15. Automobiles
Camaro, Mustang, Edsel, Model T, Speedster, Coupe, Duster
16. Animals
Puma, Jaguar, Cheetah, Seagull, Eagle, Puppy, Kitten, Cat,
17. Plants and Flowers
Daisy, Flower, Willow, Rose, Rosie, Petunia
18. Combinations of the Above
Diamond Annie, Athena Sweets, Montana Spice
20 comments
Hepsebah, Sophronsiba, Euphronia, Augusta, and the nine muses of course (Erato, Euphrosyne, Thalia, Polyhymnia, Calliope, Terpsichore, Melpomene, Clio, Urania -- actually, I've met a Cleo, can imagine a Thalia, and Eroto or Erotico would work fine).
Other feminine things that wouldn't work as stripper names: Tampon, PMS, Cramp Cramps Cramper Crampy, Migraine, Douche, Pap Smear, Cellulite, Aspirin, Midol, Flo, Menstrua, Implantica, Transexualia, Transvestitia ...
Gertrude, Maude Earl, Hildegarde, Geraldine, Bathsheba, Glenda, Blanche, Edwina
anyone care to add to the list?
Ah, and I thought the power dynamics and fantasies of chick-think were difficult for MEN to fathom and live through ... imagine how difficult it must be to have them going on IN YOUR OWN HEAD!
Celestial and Meteorological Terms
Moon, Sunny, Stormy, Rain, Windy, Raine Cloude, Tornado, Galaxy, Star, Chinook, Mistral, Scirocco, (Winter, Summer, Autumn mentioned in seasons)
10. Jen DerMystique
9. Chesty LaDude
8. S. Phyllis
6. Trailer Park Tammy
5. Crusty Buns
4. Georgina Bush
3. Condi Gone Wild Rice
2. Dick Chain Me
1. Shirley Aman
Another, actually from Letterman;
10. Ginger Vitis
9. Stripper Gore
8 Mrs. Charlie Sheen
7. Stanley Cups
6. Lois the Letterman Look-a-like
5. H. Rose Perot
4. Sue Dafed
3. Yogi Bare-Ass
2. Nude Gingrich
1 Tammy Lasorda
*prefacing each with "And now, welcome to the stage...this is the lovely _____".
DG
I will certainly get a dance from the first girl I ever meet named Seersucker! :)
I also think we need a category for girls who use their real names. I've known several who did that including my ATF. But you probably see more of that in small-town neighborhood places because the girls are often dancing near where they live and assume that a lot of guys are going to know who they are anyway so what's the point.
And yes I have met a lot of strippers named Summer. She and Tiffany are often good friends.