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I have personally met all of these. The point of this list is the interesting categories into which they fall, not so much to create an exhaustive compendium. I might try that some other time ... :) ...

  1. Geographical Locations in the North America, primarily the West

Cheyenne, Sierra, Montana, Arizona, Laredo, Austin, California, Phoenix, Nevada, Vegas, Winona

  1. Geographical Locations in Europe

Paris, Moscow, London, Rome, Athens, Kiev, Romania, Austria, Vienna, Madrid, Copenhagen

  1. Geographical Locations Elsewhere

Samarra, Kenya, Arabia, Bangkok, Sydney, Adelaide, Burma

  1. Spicy Foodstuffs

Ginger, Cinnamon, Spice, Pepper, Cayenne, Jalapeno, Saffron

  1. Sweet Foodstuffs

Cake, Candy, Sweets, Honey, Chocolate, Tira Misu, Juicy, Jelly, Gumdrop

  1. Bodily Actions

Jiggle, Shake, Wiggle, Swerve, Curve, Dancy, Kick, Puncher, Thumper, Jumper, Landing, Backup, Shake, Handy, Stroke, Move, Flex, Cuddle, Snuggles

  1. Precious and Semi-Precious Materials

Diamond, Jade, Ebony, Sapphire, Emerald, Ruby, Chrome, Copper, Gold, Platinum, Steel, Amethyst, Myrrh, Money, Bucks, Bling

  1. Clothing, especially lingerie

Lace, Lacey, Teddy, Skirt, Dressy, Mink, Button, Stockings

  1. Celebrities

Judy Garland, Princess Di, Coco, Jojo, Kiki, Halley, Haley

  1. Common Female Names

Judy, Annie, Mary, Mary Jane, Leslie, Jennifer, Barbie, Hannah, Fay, Lilla, Laura, Chloe, Regan

  1. Typical Male Names in Female Form

Billie, Bobbie, Jimmie, Freddie, Joey, Willie, Mikey

  1. Classical Goddesses

Athena, Virgo, Minerva, Aphrodite, Venus, Juno, Freya, Arcadia, Clio, Thalia

  1. Body Parts

Legs, Footsie, Hipper, Bellie, Nips, Finger, Eyelash

  1. Affections of Approval

Hot, Hotsie, Sexy, Coolie, Beauty, Nice-nice, Excellence, Indescribable, Irresistible, Gotta, Wanna, Gimme, Likey-likey, Luvey

  1. Automobiles

Camaro, Mustang, Edsel, Model T, Speedster, Coupe, Duster

  1. Animals

Puma, Jaguar, Cheetah, Seagull, Eagle, Puppy, Kitten, Cat,

  1. Plants and Flowers

Daisy, Flower, Willow, Rose, Rosie, Petunia

  1. Combinations of the Above

Diamond Annie, Athena Sweets, Montana Spice

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Book Guy

Other unstripper names:

Hepsebah, Sophronsiba, Euphronia, Augusta, and the nine muses of course (Erato, Euphrosyne, Thalia, Polyhymnia, Calliope, Terpsichore, Melpomene, Clio, Urania -- actually, I've met a Cleo, can imagine a Thalia, and Eroto or Erotico would work fine).

Other feminine things that wouldn't work as stripper names: Tampon, PMS, Cramp Cramps Cramper Crampy, Migraine, Douche, Pap Smear, Cellulite, Aspirin, Midol, Flo, Menstrua, Implantica, Transexualia, Transvestitia ...

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pieman469

This is/has been an entertaining discussion. I have at times been amused by various dancers' choice of stagenames. I have encountered many of the names listed here. But what about names that never get used? Here are some female names I've never heard used by strippers:

Gertrude, Maude Earl, Hildegarde, Geraldine, Bathsheba, Glenda, Blanche, Edwina

anyone care to add to the list?

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Book Guy

ROFL. "Does he only call me when he wants to fuck me?" ROFL.

Ah, and I thought the power dynamics and fantasies of chick-think were difficult for MEN to fathom and live through ... imagine how difficult it must be to have them going on IN YOUR OWN HEAD!

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DandyDan

So what category does Trouble fit into? Is Trouble a category unto herself (itself)?

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Book Guy

Summer. I think Summer is the most common stripper name. Then Ebony. But there are more Ebony-named girls at dive clubs which most of us don't frequent, so there's probably a disparity in sampling.

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FONDL

I wonder what name is most common. Is there a club anywhere in the US that doesn't have a Tiffany? I've also met a lot of Taylors and Kimberlys.

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casualguy

I believe I have forgotten 99 percent of all the names I have heard. With that list above, it's no wonder.

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Mickkeyc

Edsel? That is a good one!

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Book Guy

And yet another category:

Celestial and Meteorological Terms

Moon, Sunny, Stormy, Rain, Windy, Raine Cloude, Tornado, Galaxy, Star, Chinook, Mistral, Scirocco, (Winter, Summer, Autumn mentioned in seasons)

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minnow

Quite a list there, I'll add: 1) Categories Seasons(Summer, Winter, Autumn) Months ( April, May, June, August). 2) More Names- India, China(Countries) , Peaches (Sweet Foods) Bon Apetit!

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chitownlawyer

Also, for those of us who appreciate irony and sarcasm...where's Chastity?

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chitownlawyer

I certainly commend you industry in gathering all the names, and your ingenuity in arranging the taxonomy thereof. However, I can't believe you missed the most stereotypical dancer name of all...Destiny.

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jacksheet

cars..you forgot the best ones....mercedes, porche, lexus

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Book Guy

Nutra System

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AbbieNormal

Top 10: Least Popular Stripper Names

  1. Jen DerMystique

  2. Chesty LaDude

  3. S. Phyllis

  4. Trailer Park Tammy

  5. Crusty Buns

  6. Georgina Bush

  7. Condi Gone Wild Rice

  8. Dick Chain Me

  9. Shirley Aman

Another, actually from Letterman;

  1. Ginger Vitis

  2. Stripper Gore

8 Mrs. Charlie Sheen

  1. Stanley Cups

  2. Lois the Letterman Look-a-like

  3. H. Rose Perot

  4. Sue Dafed

  5. Yogi Bare-Ass

  6. Nude Gingrich

1 Tammy Lasorda

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chandler

Nasty and Trouble are not negatives in a strip club. They're what guys are looking for.

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FONDL

How about negative names like "Nasty" and "Trouble." I know I've run into some of them. My ATF would have been a good Trouble.

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DailyGrind

LOL, BG.

*prefacing each with "And now, welcome to the stage...this is the lovely _____".

DG

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Book Guy

Calico. Where do you put calico? Is that an animal (calico cat) or a clothing (lace, calico, gingham, kakhi, denim ...)?

I will certainly get a dance from the first girl I ever meet named Seersucker! :)

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FONDL

I'd put Trouble in category 14.

I also think we need a category for girls who use their real names. I've known several who did that including my ATF. But you probably see more of that in small-town neighborhood places because the girls are often dancing near where they live and assume that a lot of guys are going to know who they are anyway so what's the point.

And yes I have met a lot of strippers named Summer. She and Tiffany are often good friends.

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