What's the best compliment or flirt line you've heard in a strip club?

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• parodyman-->

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  18 years ago

  The best line I ever heard, said to another customer, was at this little club in SC. Voice from the VIP area: "Oh Candymann... Ooh... Fuck my ass... Fuck it raw... Pack my fudge... Tickle my tonsils from behind..." Then this little old man walked out, zipped up his fly, and went to the bar for a beer. I was stunned!
• Clubber

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  18 years ago

  A hand in the appropriate area and an “I want to suck your cock.”, whispered in my ear.
• Book Guy

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  18 years ago

  What about, the WORST flirt line? "Wanna dance ..." :( I'm always amazed at the girls who have no skill at interacting. "Wanna dance" is the common derisory description used in the TUSCL reviews, but I've seen a hundred manifestations of the "wanna dance" attitude. I guess girls get money by just being numerical in their attentions -- first one, then another, no waiting, no attention. But usually I suspect that the "wanna dance" girls at a given club are not doing half as well as the girls who spend a little time paying attention to a customer. There are also the girls with the script. "I have perfect double Ds and it will be the best dance you've ever had and I used to be a professional dancer so I really like my job and we can go in the back and play and let me tell you baby we are going to get along and ..." all delivered in a rapid monotone. When she's finally done with her speech, and you politely decline, she disappears silently only to return in half an hour with exactly the same speech, as though you'd never heard it before. Grrr ...
• train

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  18 years ago

  "Let's go in the back. My pussy needs attention."
• DailyGrind

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  18 years ago

  New Meat's bedroom-eyes approach, straddle, and soft-breathing-in-my-ear melted me in 30 seconds just last night. Without a word. Whew. (Are you listening hotties?) Followed by the less-intimate but effective: "God, I'm glad you're here. I need some cock." (long-time regular jumping onto my lap.) "So I hear you like to grind." also works for about any non-fugly. DG
• lopaw

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  18 years ago

  "Are those real? Is it OK if I touch them?" When I hear that, I KNOW it's gonna be a hell of a dance!
• Mickkeyc

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  18 years ago

  "when a hot sexy girl gives you a certain look like of desire when you're standing inches from her and she just let you check her out real good. " yes that does it for me. it holds the promise of more....
• Mickkeyc

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  18 years ago

  "What are you doing after I get off work tonight?"
• chandler

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  18 years ago

  "You're no good. Do you play the drums?"