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motorhead

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928 posts by motorhead

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The latest way to get drunk

Have y'all heard about this stuff called Palcohol? Powdered alcohol. Not so sure about this. Hmmmm

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 6

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Biskits n Gravy

The NCAA has approved "unlimited" snacks and meals for scholarship athletes. Let's hope Duke1 has used up all his eligibility at Mars Hill. He could bankrupt the college. Can you play on the line at 500 pounds?

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 4

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Farmerart's Vegetable Garden

I think Art has been busy planting his garden. Do you know why he can't keep his affairs secret? The corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 14

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OT: The Master's

Just a good ol' boy named Bubba http://youtu.be/zRX4mlFi06A

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3

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Is Clubber really Juice?

Shocking theory I know. Today Clubber started a thread about posters we miss. And he mentioned Vincemichaels. Yesterday Sippy Cup (juice) propped VM saying he was missed. That can't be a coincidence. Hmmmm. What a brilliant idea Clubber had to…

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 14

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Just Wondering....

What the hell is in the sippy cup?

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 17

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Detroit in the Spring

New dancer at Bogart's https://fbcdn-photos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-0/10170978_10152413248847783_1823890765194675013_n.jpg

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 14

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Songs that SHOULD be played in strip clubs

Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 39

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"blown out pussy": fact or fiction

A lot of dancers use it as an insult with other girls they don't like. But is it true some dancers have blown out vaginas from too much sex.

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 6 18

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OT: True Detective

Well, I just finished watching the entire first season of "True Detective". I only decided to watch it after hearing various people say "it's probably the best thing ever in the history of television". Hmmm....it was okay. Even good.…

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 12

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OT: Just for fun

I saw a picture of a baby hippopotamus. It looks like a cross between an armadillo and a dog Lol.

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 11

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Where Do Strippers Find Their Boyfriends?

Of course here.... https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/23784583@N08/5212451184/sizes/m/

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 8

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"Claimed"

Fans of "The Walking Dead" will get it. Do rules that apply in the post-Zombie apocalypse apply in strip clubs?

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 2

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Women's NCAA Tournament

We don't talk enough about women's sports. For whatever reason, I find women athletes incredibly hot. (Ironic, because athletic strippers are my least favorite body type). I watch women's tennis, golf, softball and basketball to look at these fine…

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 10

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Body Parts for $500, Alex

A dancer posted on Facebook she a thinking of getting her Monroe pierced. And wanted to know if it hurts. My guess is YES

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 4

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As Dumb as a Blonde Stripper?

Anyone watching SF Austin vs VCU How do you foul on a 3-point shot attempt when you're up by 4 and 3 seconds left???? LMFAO

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 4

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Snip, Snip

Urologists report that the number of vasectomy procedures spike as much as 50 percent during the first weekend of the NCAA tournament. Personally, I don't want anybody messing around with my boyz.

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 17

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OT: More Proof of the Wussification of America

Sorry for being way off-topic, but it's a slow Sunday morning. Shaking my head at this story. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1986056-ohio-high-school-hockey-state-championship-ends-in-tie-after-7-ots#articles/1986056-ohio-high-school-hockey-state-championship-ends-in-tie-after-7-ots The Ohio High School State Championship hockey game was declared a tie after 7 overtime periods. There should have been other options - this…

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 16

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OT: New FDA labeling requirements

Last week, the FDA introduced a proposal to change food labels. The new nutritional information is designed to prevent obesity. Yup, that works for me. It was the poor labeling that made me fat. Not the 4 Burrito…

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 10

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Summer Travel Plans

Anyone ever book a flight on Aer Lingus just because it sounds dirty?

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 1

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Box Score

Zero Points 2 rebounds 12 minutes and a standing ovation. The irony is he says he just wants to be a basketball player. Then why wasn't he booed? Wouldn't that be the best representation of equality?

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 11

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My Response to farmerart

I will concede that Canadians are better than the USA at hockey. But at least we don't talk funny.

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 34

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Yoda, Good Luck in Banning Me

Call the cross-posting police! https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?190015-Cleaning-The-Pole-Before-You-Perform Good luck in finding me on SW

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 18

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I'm a Catholic so I can tell this joke

  Four nuns were outside the confessional, waiting their turn to ask forgiveness for their sins. The first nun went in and said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have put my finger on a man's penis. The priest said, "Say…

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 21

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A "Stripper Gene"?

This may be a broad generalization, but I have observed two things common to dancers. (At least a statistically significant amount of the time). A. Dancers have unemployed boyfriends B. Dancers do an extraordinary amount for their kids It's almost as if strippers…

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 32
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