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  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Did this web site crash Sunday evening or is it just having routine problems?
    I couldn't get the website up earlier today, but logged right on this evening. There might be changes coming or switching servers.
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    17 years ago
    Is it a new trend for dancers to tell you their real names?
    You know something casualguy? I've had the same thing happen to me lately also. Might be a trend. But, I've also experienced dancers using their real first names as their stage name also. I think those dancers have no fear of using their real first names and probably are tired of using 'korny' or 'corny' stage names, like Candy, Lucious, Precious, etc. I would think dancers giving both real and stage names would be confusing, at least for me.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Regretting the truth
    As DougS explained, my situation was that the stripper's SO was pissed and started the threatening, due to his dancer girlfriend fessing up to her infidelity to him.
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    17 years ago
    If your stocks drop a lot, does it affect your strip club spending?
    I don't let the stock market sway my decision to go clubbing or curb my spending. My stocks are for LONG term investment only. I quit buying and selling years ago and am satisfied with the number of and type of stocks I own.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Meetup at BBF?
    Chitownlawyer hit the nail on the head. Just visited Dancers a couple of days ago. Please read my review. A bit more expensive then BBF, but fabulous looking dancers and great friendly management. Good mileage (YMMV) from most. Beautifully decorated and private Goodfellas Lounge, but still a bit pricey, even thought I did visit it. Probably wouldn't visit the lounge again, unless I got a dancer's promise.... and then I might reconsider. I'll take over for DougS - I have no plans during the last week in August. Therefore, being only a 3 hour drive from my abode, I'll meet any TUSCLer that can be fairly certain that they will make a show.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    harrydave
    New Jersey
    Do Club Owners Monitor (and learn) from TUSCL?
    casualguy - LOL. I met a dancer, who happened to dance in a club her father managed. She still gave me a great BBBJ!! ArtCollege - I whole heartedly agree with your assumption. I too, believe that there have been instances of owners or managers, even dancers, making posted reviews, especially when you see non-member reviews. chitownlawyer - please..... fill us in, unless it's client-attorney related of course! :-) If I owned or managed a club, I'd sign up on this site and be known as a manager or owner of a club, but not disclose which one(s). I can learn to work with guys and gals that are avid clubbers. I think it would only be to my best interest.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Recent TUSCL Performance Issues
    No problems here gents! Checking what programs you might have running in the background while on TUSCL.
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    17 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    menage a trois? Yes or no?
    My next threesome? This is just a wish for now. Evilcyn and Cierra in their champaigne room!!!! Or evilcyn and anyone that might meet her approval! Licks!!
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    17 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    menage a trois? Yes or no?
    Menage a trois? HELL YES! In and out of club. Out of Club - (1) With my first wife and a fellow servicemember's wife (with permission from all). No swinging, just a one-time adventure out of curiosity. My friend recipricated with both wives. Occurrences happened while each of us were on seperate TDY trips from post. No problem. (2) While serving a 12 month tour in Korea in 1976, a medic friend of mine doubled on a Korean prostitute (not whore, because she charged). Mouth and pussy abused during switching around! (3) Inbetween my two marriages, I had a 'threesome' with a girlfriend and another guy (non-gay activity). One used her mouth while the other used her pussy (sorry, not shy at all about this discussion). BTW, she was a swallower and cum-freak! I think that was all the non-club related shannigans I did. In Club - (??) Too many to count! One time in Memphis PP, but one dancer worked on the other, as the other worked on me & then a swtich off.(not worth the money) Other occassions were unexpected and unpaid for, usually at my old time favorite (closed) club in Memphis. I'd be getting a LD from a favorite, and another dancer would happen by and join in (for free). A few times, my favorite dancer would call out or signal a bi-sexual dancer/friend over to help us both out!(again, free) Geez, those were the days! Tally HO!
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    17 years ago
    snowtime
    Georgia
    TUSCL Nicknames
    Bones7599 is a dirivative of Bones. Since plain old 'Bones' was taken on this site when I signed up, I just added four numbers of no significance. The name Bones was given to me when I first entered the service in 1964 (some of you weren't even being thought of then, let alone born). I only weighed 120 pounds, thus 'skin and bones'. Now, years, many years later, I've gained some weight, but am still slender, but more muscular due to my working out 4-5 days a week on my Boflex. Unfortunately, I've inherited an 'active matabolism' rate from the genes of the men on my dad's side of the family. Therefore, I'm cursed to be "slender" for the rest of my life. What the hell? I'll make it easy on my 'palbearers'! :-) FONDL also gets my vote for best and most original TUSCL nickname. Just call me Bones, and I think most everyone will know whom you're speaking about! Carry on troops!
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Paying more than the advertised/posted Lap Dance fee
    My tipping depends on my satisfaction from a lap dance. If I feel I got what I expected, no tip is in order. If I get 'great unexplected mileage', legal or otherwise, I will definately tip. How much? Depends on whether I get additional dances from that particular dancer. And, if I am really intriqued with a particular dancer, as far as what her limits are, I may tip her during the first lap dance, just to see if her "talents" improve. As far as tipping stage dancers, I have been giving two one-dollar bills in most cases. One for each side of the G-string, just to keep her 'well-balanced'? The bathroom trolls get a dollar if they squirt soap in my hand and hand me a towel to dry off.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Kicked Out of a Strip Club
    I like lopaw's term "86d", which some people don't know what it means. Of course, it means kicked-out. We use that terms in the casinos when a cheat, drunk, or thief gets caught. DougS - I'm not sure about that anatomy part on your body you spoke of, but if I am correct in my assumption, I call that part of me a COCK-COCK-COCK! Say it like it is son! LOL :-) Man.... it's hard to believe with all these threads that only two of us TUSCLers either got kicked out or ask to leave. Is everyone else a WIMP???? Just kiddin'. I'm very eyeful and alert when getting great mileage or extras in a club, but occassionally will arouse suspicion with club staff. Unlike DougS... when my ANATOMY/COCK (inflates?) my guard drops quickly, usually along with something else!! Licks
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    17 years ago
    harrydave
    New Jersey
    What Types of Clubs Do You Prefer?
    To me a 'hellhole' is basically a 'hole-in-the-wall type club. Dark, dingy, dirty, but favors high mileage and extras. DougS - I don't think Jack Shack or modeling studio would fit into a club classification. Except, Fox's Den in Cleveland where you can get LDs in their pitiful LD area and jacked-off in one of their dinner type booths after buying a dancer drinks for your "jacker"! :-) Chandler is a lot like me, as long as I get erotic attention from a decent looking girl, any club will do. Like FONDL, I favor local neighborhood bars where the dancers get to know me and my wishes. Jimmyblong hit the 'nail on the head'. I just love to see how far my dancers will go in breaking the rules. Kind of like a test of morality. I've had my share of dancers that I honestly believe 'went beyond' the call of normal duty......... or maybe it was just stripper BS? As far as BBF, I went one time and can't wait to get back. I like it! Especially the $50 VIP room!! :-) :-) ;-)
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Regretting the truth
    I'm pretty open and truthful with dancers, as I don't have an S.O. to worry about finding out what I do for erotic entertainment. But, for fun, I will go on a lying spree with dancers, making up all kind of BS about me, for laughs and giggles. But, I only do this in clubs I figure I'll never return to. However, before my wife passed on, there was one time I got some "private lap dances" from a Memphis PP club dancer, in her motel suite, that she live in with her b/f. He said it was OK for her to do it. The problem was that, while he waited in the bedroom for her to finish dancing for me in the living room, she ended up giving me a BBBJ with CIM. Couple of days later, she calls me and told me she felt she guilty about it and told him about it! He was pissed. He threatened to come to where I worked and tell my S.O. I knew they were headed to Texas in a few days, so to prevent any trouble coming my way, I treated them to a free overnight stay at where we worked, while me and my S.O. would be home. I guess it worked out. That was a lesson learned and if I ever get an S.O again, will remember this incident.
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    17 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Meetup at BBF?
    DougS - Just stopped off in Indy at Dancers last night, on my way to Memphis for a week. Read my review. WOW. Somewhat expensive but good high mileage in their LD cubicles and extreme high mileage in Goodfellas Lounge. $325 for an hour which I would have never thought of paying, until I got a few laps from Sandra! Might depend on the dancer though. I'm currently in Memhis, but I have to be back in Memphis first week of September, so I might be able to make a meet at BBF at the end of this month, on my way there. Got to get back home to check my calendar first. Will keep you posted.
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    17 years ago
    rockie
    Massachusetts
    Why was specific club discussion retooled?
    You'll have to hope for an answer from the founder on that one. I'm not quite sure why it was changed myself.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    harrydave
    New Jersey
    Do Club Owners Monitor (and learn) from TUSCL?
    I would guess that most club owners don't take the time to monitor this website. I wish they would, in a way, so they could see any complaints being lodged during visits. On the other hand, I'm glad they don't monitor the website, as some of us (me included) go a bit beyond with names and style of LDs, i.e, mileage, etc, and this might get some of the dancers in trouble, which I don't want to see happen.
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    17 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Are strippers good in bed?
    Depends. If they stay awake long enough, they could be good. OTC'd with one stripper and it seemed mechanical. Of course I later found out she was a drugie! Afterward, I learned to just fuck her in the club cheaply with no motel fee!
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    17 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Rank the 5 senses for enjoying a lapdance.
    Sight - dancer must be able to see me Sound - dancer must be able to hear me Smell - dancer must be able to smell my cologne & lust for sex with me Touch - dancer must touch, grope, fondle, stroke me Taste - dancer must be willing to taste me if she BBBJs with me WHAT??? IT'S ALL ABOUT ME..... ISN'T IT??? LOL :-)~
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    17 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Kicked Out of a Strip Club
    Been ordered to leave Platinum Plus in Memphis one evening last year. I was in their VIP room with a hot young college student (dancer-8.5) with my cock out and her grinding on me in a backward position (non-insertion). We were both into the dance and forgot to watch out for the roving security guy. Suddenly a flashlight shined on us and the dancer was told to go to the office. I was told that I had to leave the club and never to come back. I never saw the dancer again, as I, of course, would return and return and return back to the club. I was a good source of money for the club and dancers, so they weren't going to make my outting perminent.
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    17 years ago
    harrydave
    New Jersey
    What Types of Clubs Do You Prefer?
    My preference is: 1) Strip Club - casual attire; TVs; mix of dancers; LD area/VIP/champaigne room. 2) Tittie Bar - topless/binkin; drinking/chatting; no high pressure; seperate LD area away from main club. 3) Hellhole - usually topless club with a variety of extras available; usually high pressure expected; keep visual of drugs & cons. 4) Gentlemans Club - last, only because I feel uneasy (maybe too broke); really great looking (10) dancers could intimidate me easily; don't care for silicone, like all natural, the way God made them. NEW TYPE - 5) Bordello with a Strip Club Front - a bar; a stage (with no dancers on); riff raff type customers; 2 to 3 dancers (5s) sitting at bar waiting for the bait & tackle; a couple of semi-private cubicles with two chairs in them; OH MY GOD! I JUST DESCRIBED DIVA'S IN KOKOMO!!!
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    17 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Are strippers good in bed?
    casualguy - Can a girl have 3 orgasms in only 15 to 20 minutes? Yes, definately! Just ask evilcyn. Not that I gave them to her, mind you. Licks
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    17 years ago
    yndy
    Maryland
    Group says it has signatures to force vote on [Ohio] strip club law
    I agree totally on your viewpoints harrydave! I don't believe clubs fester prostitution or drugs in general. Sure, some dancers are on drugs, but a lot aren't. As far as prostitution, dancers are in a controlled environment (the club), safe from attacks and harmful men. If these clubs start closing down, where are some of the dancers going to go, especially those who have no work background other than dancing? Prostitution, yes, some may stray along those lines. Escort service girls, yes there also. So, in my eyes, taking these dancers out of a controlled environment, will in fact, increase prostitution on the streets. Most of the dancers from closed clubs will either venture off to other states for similar jobs, or attempt new careers in low paying jobs, or just go on welfare if they meet requirements.
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    17 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Rank the 5 senses for enjoying a lapdance.
    My preference?? TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH ! ! ! ! ! !
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    17 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    What to take on a beaver hunt?
    Good luck, good hunting! Will be awaiting your number of kills from this safari!