What to take on a beaver hunt?

I am leaving in the morning for my monthly Safari. I made out a list and checked it twice.

Curve and Right Guard 2)Strawberry bubble bath 3)New CD player. That crack whore from 3 months ago broke my other one. 4 CD's for the girls. This months selection "Blood Sweat & Tears" 5)Funny adult cartoons and pictures. 6)Fried chicken and my own special bean salad. 7)Boose and mix. 8)condoms (5) 9)Viagra and Cialis. No Levitra. Free samples ran out. 10)Perfume for the birthday girl.
3 bags of candy, Treasures and Dove. 12)3 adult oriented t-shits. 13)3 nylon short pants with easy access up the leg.
Recharged cell phone 15)cigarettes 16.GPS set for destination but not really needed. The truck knows the way. 17)got email from the hotel today confirming my reservation. 18)Check up at the DRs. office today. Blood pressure 130/70.
One last thing. Lots of money. Lots of money. Lots of money.

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ThisOldManPlayed1

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18 years ago

Good luck, good hunting! Will be awaiting your number of kills from this safari!

casualguy

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18 years ago

Did you bring some beaver traps? You don't want those critters getting away. Lol.

shadowcat

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18 years ago

Review submitted 5 minutes ago and already published. Yes I had fun.

chandler

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18 years ago

Beaver traps? See #19.

casualguy

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18 years ago

Sounds like shadowcat is da man. He didn't need beaver traps, he used his bare hands. Glad to hear you're hunting trip went well.

It sounds like you found plenty of beaver eager to eat some of the green leafy stuff you brought.

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