Comments by ThisOldManPlayed1 (page 3)

MG - No way MG! These clubs ain't got whores........... do they? You have a very valid point sir! I've "cum" across this situation as Columbia PP. There is one dancer in particular that would RAT on any other dancer for 'naughtiness' and my brother and I and a few more know who this ROB bitch is! As far as my club, most of the other dancers know my FAV and I do 2fers, but don't know I pay the single LD price for them. The clug staff helps keep this under the counter, so to speak.

FONDL - Good idea sir! Thank you. I'll use that line on my next visit. MG - You're too kind sir! Since I have so F*C*I*G time on my hands, my twisted and perverted mind begins to wander! Thanks for the comps. But, you are right on the Gentleman part....................... I always say "Ma'am" before I fuck 'em! LOL I used to buy my FAV a body shot, and have another dancer lick it off her stomach and abs. That shit has ceased! I now buy her a body shot and she licks if off my stomach and abs. No shit! We use the satelite stage near the bar so we don't cause too much attention.

Doug - You got it MADE man! Hell, now that her mom knows what kind of lover you are, she's gonna' want some of that shit from you!!!! LOL In case her mom doesn't, tell her you have a really good friend (MMMMEEEE) who will give her the FUCK of her lifetime!

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I was going to start a discussion topic titled "Buy Me A Drink", but SuperDude's topic is close enough and very similar. I've been going to my regular club here for some time now, anywhere from once to twice a week. As regular as I am and they know me as a regular and make me feel at home, some of the dancers (not all of them) still ask me to buy them a drink. I only buy drinks for my one FAV, and that's not all that often when I do. The club drinks range from $10 on up at my club. I know the dancers make $4 per $10 drink. They don't have a quota to have purchased for them. My question is, why don't they try and push LDs more than drinks, and make a higher profit? They get $20 per LD, the house $10, a rip off for the girls. But, like my brother Shadowcat, as a regular, all my LDs are 2fers, where they are announced or not. His are a bit cheaper. :-) I know one thing for sure, if you visit Kentucky clubs, BE READY, as ALL the clubs really push the girls to get drinks bought for them. The thing I hate most about club owners is (and I know they have to make a profit), why the hell do they have to use the dancers to push their liquior profits up? Leave that up to the bartenders and waitress. Leave the dancers alone to make their own living, as they already have so many damn payouts!!!! :-(

Welcome back brother. I almost got in my car Sunday to drive down there, but wasn't sure how long you were there for. Your B/D dance will be late. Good to have you back, even "drained"! LOL

Oh my, yes! Doug is a "sharpie"! However, I have yet to meet the young man. LOL

SuperDude - Got the thongs (purple ones worn out), buat no velcro tabs. Good idea though!

Doug - I think it is normal for dancers not to get jealous of customers. At most, I think dancers may get mad at other dancers, for thing like stealing customers away, etc. But, as far as jealous in comparing looks, naw. Looks can be made up by mileage!!! LOL

Like Bobbyl says.... "I need to fuck them!" However..... many times Mr Happy can't distinguish between soft hot wet pussy lips and a soft hot wet pair of mouth lips!!

OMG! I find myself BLOGGING away with poems! What the hell has gotten into me?????

George Burns said on his 95th birthday: "Being 95 is like playing pool with a wet noodle!" - - - - - GIVE ME FOREPLAY!!!!

My favorite UTUBE video is ANY that shows SKIN of a WOMAN!!!

Is there a presidential election coming up? Christ! I just gotta' spend less time in my SC!

I don't think dancers think 'not wearing underwear' is perverted Doug. I think most of them understand that we want to get as close 'to the skin feeling' as possible. It can be embarrassing after a HOT LD, walking out into the main club with Mr Happy pushing out in one of the pants legs. I have a cure for that. Place the tip of Mr Happy in your trouser's waistband (less noticeable) and wear a long tapered shirt to cover him. Noone will notice, until they grab for "him"! Works for me fine. One down side.... while sitting in a comfortable club chair and a dancer surprisingly gropes you.... the "packaged" jewels are out of the package and limping somewhere between the right leg and left leg. At least, when wearing briefs, the "jewels" are easily located (where they should be) and can appear to be "bulging?". I went commando during my mini field trip, club hopping and driving. I'm glad I did when I hit those clubs, as I provided easy access for the dancers. However, I always worry about getting stopped for speeding, getting frisked, or having an accident where I may be unconcience(sp), and found in an ER (with NO DRAWERS!!!) YIKES!!! LOL Uncle Bones advice: When going COMMANDO, always carry (at least in the car) a pair of underwear to have handy. Use the "cruise control" feature on your car when putting them back on! :-)

Sorry to hear about the "stood up" part of the OTC. That had to be dis-heartening! At least you were fortunate to attend the AVN awards...... at least as guests! Would have been better to attend those awards as a recipient! LOL

I have conversations with other customers in my regular club all the time. Actually, since I spend a lot of time there, I feel like part of the family, just not getting paid. I will promote (word of mouth) my FAV dancers to others, try & help them out. Sometimes, I get (THINGS?) back for doing that!! :-)~ Other than that, there are some other regulars that come in and we say "hi" and maybe exchange some general comments.

Now THAT is sexy FONDL! I've probably seen that costume in movies, but not real life. Where have I been hiding? Another FAV of mine is the 'cheerleader' outfit, something similar to Dallas Cowboys.

For whatever it is worth, thank you "arbeeguy"! I realized that I 'miss quoted' the movie title after I clicked "Post It".

Take it easy arbeeguy. Sometimes it's difficult thinking of new topics to discuss. We hae to rehash old topics.

I can only express my opinion on this question based on my recent mini road trip and attendance at my regular club. - - - My regular club is continuously slow, but I believe that is based on customers being charged $30 for a single LD. (since I'm a regular, all my LDs are 2fers for that price) The club announces 2fer specials on the hour every hour and all night Tuesday. Most customers will wait for the announced 2fers. As far as the road trip, the afternoons were light, but the evenings filled later in the evening. Seems like folks are entering the clubs later and later.

Happy Birthday Shadowcat! I have no doubt in my mind that YOU will have FUN as usual with all them sexy young things looking for candy and CDs. Foreplay is a requirement for me, as far as leading up to something special. I need warmed up at my old age! However, like many, a little bit of stick-shifting to get 'EM up and running is always fun. My goal is always to try and obtain the whole (hole?) enchilada, which I was successful with a couple of times on my recent mini-road trip. Escapades posted in my blog section. Happy lapping to all you headed to the infamous Columbia PP. Drive safe. McBones

No problem at all FONDL. I'd be right in your shoes in your situation. It's just good to have the "secret you" posting and emailing us.

FONDL has a very valid point. Dancers are going to get less in tips in my opinion. Those of us who did not have problems with tipping a $10 here and a $10 there during the 30 minutes, are either going to be tipping 'fivers' or nothing at all. One of the two times I visited BBF, I spent more than $50 in their VIP room. After having to pay $100 for the VIP, I ain't gonna' be flippin' "tens" or "fives"! The dancer will just have to perform well for me, if she wants a 30 minute VIP repeat.

casualguy - You ever see the movie "The Devil and Miss Jones"? Talk about mixing sex and religion! It's a classic. I personally think high schools should start incorporating required classes such as "Sexual Arousal" or "Sexual Intimacy". This way, our future dancers will have acquired some training when providing extras. Is this too much to ask?