Buzzzzzzz

21 comments

• wondergrl5

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  17 years ago

  umm are thet hiring? LOL
  
  honestly I thought that was illegal. Although Im not sure what the laws are in you area.
• David9999

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  17 years ago

  as i've mentioned in the other thread in regards to dancers joking etc, a few weeks back there was a very attractive young dancer (once in awhile I get dances from her) - and she had this mini-vibrator that she was using (and would pretend it wasn't there) as part of her dance soliticition, she would shake your hand with it. Not sure if and how she's uses it in private dances
• chitownlawyer

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  17 years ago

  Why on Earth would it be illegal? I assume it was being used as a "personal massager", "great for relieving the pain of sore muscles"...just like it says on the box.
  
  Some people have dirty minds...
• DougS

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  17 years ago

  Chitown: Yeah, no doubt that was what it was being used for. Of course, when looking at the couple from where the sound was coming, there was nothing visible...
• wondergrl5

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  17 years ago

  Chitownlawyer- Guilty as charged!!!!!! Ive got a dirty mind and Im proud of it LOL
  
  A personal massager huh? excuse me my muscles need some tending to hee hee
• David9999

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  17 years ago

  Mostly bible belt states with Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Indiana, Virginia, and Louisiana I believe all make it (supposedly) illegal in some form, generally the sale, if not the use, and also Texas still technically illegal, except when customers claim educational use. Also, some of the prostitution statutes in some states list orgasms in the context of money being exchanged as a prohibited sex act regardless of the cause.
• yndy

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  17 years ago

  last summer, my favorite (now on maternity leave) said she'd try it if i brought one in. bc i had to smuggle it in, i bought a very small one. we tried it, but unfortunately, this model didn't do much of anything for her, so it was a failed, if fun, experiment.
  
  the reason this even came up was our previous failed, but immensely fun, attempt to give her an O via another method.
  
  my current fav has orgasmed several times, as have a few others a few years ago. i really love it!!! others?
• shadowcat

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  17 years ago

  David: As fucked up as Georgia is you can still buy a dildo here.
• Book Guy

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  17 years ago

  Whatever and everything else is legal in New Orleans, as far as I can tell. I think I recall that in Mississippi, any item which is designed to touch the genitalia is illegal (makes me wonder about how they get underwear ...).
  
• chitownlawyer

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  17 years ago

  A horribly non-PC joke from the '70s:
  
  Did you hear about the inventor who was half-Japanese and half-Polish?
  
  He invented a miniaturized vibrator!!!
• ThisOldManPlayed1

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  17 years ago

  I did have a FAV dancer at Tunica Cabaret that would bring in her short battery operated vibrator and use it on herself while alone. Occasionally, she would pull it out and start using it while we were setting waiting for the first song of a LD. She would then immediately put it away and use her own acquired vibrator! :-)
  
  I believe it is consider unusual for a dancer to use a 'pokey stick' inside the club area, but not unusual having one handy in the dressing room for her and her friends??
• casualguy

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  17 years ago

  Those are some really fucked up people in some states banning personal products like that. I guess they think it would also be ok to dictate sexual positions as well if you gave them enough encouragement. ie , make it illegal to do it doggie style. Whose minds are in the gutter? The elected officials of those states that banned products like that and put similiar sexual laws on the books.
  
  If I ever invent a time machine, I may think about changing the sexual history of the US by trying to change what books they put in the bible and put something in like BJ's are a gift from God. Hey, if some other religion can claim they will have lots of virgins upon their death, it could have happened to other religions. People will believe anything if the founding fathers of a religion said it was so.
  Ok, I've had my litte rant about some elected officials and so called church people who believe they should impose their values on everybody around them. hmmm, radical Muslims and southern christians may be more alike than I though.
  
  I've never heard any buzzing in a club at all but the music is always too loud to hardly even hear conversation.
• Book Guy

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  17 years ago

  Yeah, readily available BJs would solve a lot of problems. Make it a sin not to give them, or a suggestion for "natural, church-sanctioned" means of birth control, or something. I hear that at some high schools nowadays, the girls are considered "required" to give them to the boys in certain contexts. Though I don't really like the idea of girls being required at any time to do things boys benefit from, without a certain type of fair return pay-back (maybe the boys should have to eat pussy? something ...), I do think I would really have liked to have been involved in those high schools as a student. Sounds like a lot more fun -- a lot more sexual SANITY -- than what I experienced, the hysterical screwed-up typical North American coming-of-age rituals that just make everyone miserable. And given the current levels of unwanted teen pregnancy and unhappiness among all the participants of both genders, I can't say that it's working.
  
• ThisOldManPlayed1

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  17 years ago

  casualguy - You ever see the movie "The Devil and Miss Jones"? Talk about mixing sex and religion! It's a classic.
  
  I personally think high schools should start incorporating required classes such as "Sexual Arousal" or "Sexual Intimacy". This way, our future dancers will have acquired some training when providing extras. Is this too much to ask?
• lopaw

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  17 years ago

  I've occasionally had dancers (that I got to know abit) use pocket rockets on me, or on themselves. No penetration, tho. Just external stimulation.
  You mean to tell me that this is unusual in a club?
  I'm so sheltered.
• David9999

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  17 years ago

  I know of 2 different dancers from different clubs (non-ATFs) who both say they use a vibrator in their cars while driving
• arbeeguy

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  17 years ago

  For whatever it is worth, the name of the movie is "The Devil In Miss Jones", starring Georgina Spelvin and Harry Reems, came out in 1973.
  
  Would love to see that movie again. Gosh it has been 35 years. It was right at the beginning of the "Open Porn Movie Revolution" in this country. I think watching a porn movie is a lot more fun than fiddling around with a vibrator.
• wondergrl5

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  17 years ago

  Damn it my batteries are dead!
• ThisOldManPlayed1

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  17 years ago

  For whatever it is worth, thank you "arbeeguy"! I realized that I 'miss quoted' the movie title after I clicked "Post It".
• harrydave

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  17 years ago

  So maybe the guy involved in the buzzing was Gary Shandling. Obtuse movie reference. First one to name it gets a Hitachi Magic Wand, the Cadillac of vibrators...0 to Orgasm in 60 seconds.
• MisterGuy

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  17 years ago

  An ex-gf of mine could do it with one of those things in about 45 secs. :)