Comments by ThisOldManPlayed1 (page 2)

Forgot to finish my last thread. So, my suggestion is that unless you run into one very HOT dancer possessing ALL the skills you ever dreamed about, go with the "lower mainteance" dancers for savings. Like <arbeeguy> said, there are plenty of fish in the pond, and that ESPECIALLY is true during our economic crunch. Just wait and see if MILEAGE doesn't increase with some dancers when the economic is on a downward turn. I've seen it already!

Like 'arbeeguy', I've had only one "high maintenance" dancer, actually she was my first ATF years ago. She was also a part-time escort. This is where her high maintenance skills kicked in, although I never opted for escort service with her. A TUSCL friend of mine did, after introducing her to him. He told me all about it. He virtually got what he paid for, but she tried pumping him for a higher tip. She came in handy to me, as I could call her cell and tell her I would be stopping by the club on a certain day. She only danced once or twice a week at most. Everytime I called her, she would show up. She knew I was good for at least a hundred. And besides all that, her "oral" skills were perfect, as she could deep-throat like the "Ivory Snow baby!"

Cream DeMint - 2 nuts 1 pipe ooops.... sorry, thinking of something else! :-)

Please keep this topic active until we decide to have WG open a BLOG on it. If we do, she can transpose the information into her blob via cut and paste by opening TUSCL up under another window. Thanks.

I totally agree with you 'snowtime'. I also can see group therapy in certain discussions. Although I usually have to pop a No-Doze tablet before reading BG's lengthy threads, I do enjoy them and his honesty. I suppose if I kept off the "adult" websites awhile, I might get over my sleep deprivation problem! LOL A special thanks to FONDL for opening this topic up and thanks to everyone who posted a thread. One of the more interesting discussion topics. Keep 'er UP & get 'er DONE!

LOL@JayADay - Told ya! Care to get explicit with the cir-CUM-stances?

I'm all American also when it "cums" to dancers. Is it true an Asian slit is sideways?

Hey WG.... you mistaked me for Book Guy on your last thread! But, I forgive you and always will! We need happy faces available on the discussion board. OK, English Grammer I: COCK, PRICK, ROD, SHAFT, PIPE, (no penis-those are on babies), MEAT, DONG, WILLIE, MR HAPPY, SLURPIE (I just made that one up) PUSS, PUSSY, CUNT, PIE (can't say hair pie, as everyone seems to shave now), KITTY, SNATCH, HOME (home? oh, Happy's home LOL)

Book Guy - I think you hit on something with your math. Now, my guess is that Grandma conceived in one of the earliest strip clubs in America.

See here? Snowtime's dancer used his 'shirt tails' for concealment. I was speaking of 'shirt tail' concealment (for us lappers) in another topc. Your smarter and long time dancers know how to use our shirt tails of conceal also. Of course, it would be really handy if extras dancers would wear outfits having a long nightgown draped over her. THAT conceals EVERYTHING. JayADay - WTG guy! Any hints as to where the club is you speak of?????? I remember one time receiving a BBBJ at the bar (while sitting on a stool) from a black dancer at Tunica Cabaret, while the bartender was in the back collecting stock. The DJ called the dancer's name for her to get on stage. She popped her head upward above the bar top and looked at him. The DJ, knowing who was sitting beside her.... laughed and said "Never mind!" LOL

I don't know Bro. Might make for interesting reading and a few laughs. I could start my own consultant business and offer my services on the lowest rated clubs. Now, get your mind out of the gutter people! I'm talking about suggesting how they could improve their business and charging them a fee. Let's see........ $00.00 plus $00.00 ============ oh my.... $00.00! Forget it!

Hey, Bobbyl - watch who you're calling a "greasy slime-ball"! I always use a de-greaser before clubbing! LOL A slime-ball...... probably! LOL No, I know exactlly where you're coming from on that aspect Bobbyl. I hear it all the time from dancers, how disgusting it is for them to even do LDs for them. Thanks for posting that thread. Stay safe. McBones

We have a VOLUNTEER for doing a continuous BLOG. See new Discussion Topic on ROB Listing. Thank you. McBones

We need a "VOLUNTEER" to open and continue a BLOG on ROBs. They would have to be subject to receiving emails with the data and updating the BLOG. No thanks, I decline!

I've used plastic and still do, but ONLY in clubs I trust like 'evilcyn's' Bugsy's and my regular club Exotic Pearl. Other than those clubs, I don't trust any others.

I would dabble at SCs when I was married, but just for the excitement of seeing young beautiful girls, and didn't even think of the mileage or extras thing. However, about 6 months after my wife passed in 2004, I was still experiencing depression, lonliness, and grief. I found SCs to help, especially in the lonliness area. I would also use SCs as a sexual outlet, only because I didn't want to get emotionally attached to another woman, and I still feel that way today. Don't get me wrong, I date women, but emtionally keep them afar. This is probably how I got to No. 1 on the TUSCL charts. I started REALLY enjoying the SCs and playfulness of young, middle-aged HOT dancers and felt safe from the emotional attachment. I'm adDICKed and probably will be so until I become <bug bait>! LOL BTW, I absolutely have no quams about any other TUSCLer exceeding my TUSCL stats. Have at it! LOL

OK, I've had it! My good buddy ClevelandTom had a recent encounter with a ROB at Amber's Cabaret. Read his review. He didn't let the ROB get away with her crap either! WTG CT! CLUB: Amber's Cabaret LOCATION: Cleveland, OH DANCER: Jamine MO: Inflates LD price after the fact; Inflates LD count after the fact. COUNTER MEASURE: Ask dancers their LD prices; Tell them you want a 'certain number' of dances, and for them to let you know when there finished. CLUB: Platinum Plus LOCATION: Columbia, SC DANCER: Adrian aka Alexis MO: Rats on other dancers for who provide excessive mileage. COUNTER MEASURE: Learn to identify her and keep an eye out on her at ALL times! Now, you are welcome to contribute to this listing. Sorry I FOOKED up my first attempt. Nimble mind..... nimble fingers!

The BIG mistake you made Doug, and I think you found this out, was that you were too damned honest with the possible future ATF! Of course, as you know, I am aware of additional information concerning these circumstances Honesty hurts sometimes and there are good times and places to be honest with people, but NOT NECESSARILY a strip club. The current ATF and possible future ATF may have found out about you seeing the both of them, maybe not. Which ever one you want to hang with, you'd better make a choice soon, or you just may be out a couple of ATFs altogether. Good luck my friend! Uncle Bones

I'll have to agree with you on the 'two types' of mileage. I'd probably call them VIP/LD mileage and OPEN CLUB mileage. But, PUBLIC & PRIVATE mileage is also fine, once explained. Recently: Regular club (Exotic Pearl) with FAV (kind of ATF) dancer. In the LD, anything goes & has been done! In the open club (public), outside kitty petting (always initiated by her). And this is a very well lit club too, unlike the CAE PP. In The Past: Regular club then (Tunica Cabaret)(closed) with any FAV afternoon dancer. Never used their VIP Room, as during the very slow early afternoons, noone was there but me, and I'd get full service in any of the upper couch areas against either side wall. That was one hell of a very dark club, thank goodness!! Geez I sure miss those girls!!!

LOL@JayADay - Good one my man, good one! Come on Doug..... take that big leap and improve you sex life..... with family incest! ROFLMFAO!!!!

At my usual club, I have become good friends with one of the DJs. I bought him a "shot" tonight. The rest of the evening, whenever I gave him the 'high sign', that I was going in the back to get LDs, he would always play the 4 and 5 minute songs for me. It works like a charm!

MG - Naw, death is inevitable, but thank goodness I have my dad's genes, longevity has always been on the male side of my family, unless I get "FOOKED" to death! LOL I was just at the my club tonight and finally got a couple 2fers from this 21 year old 'spinner' waitress. As usual, I was going COMMANDO. She finally got to meet Mr Happy & found out what FRICTION was. LOL When we came out from the LD area, another FAV dancer of mine saw me and noticed Mr Happy protruding outward a bit. She came up and grabbed hold of him, and asked me when it was her turn to play with him. This night turned out to be costly than I had hoped! That's the downside of going COMMANDO!

Yeah Bro, I knew it was Adrian-Alexa (two timing dual named BITCH that she is)! One way to fix her when you and I visit is that I'll offer her $1000 to blow me. When she begins, you sneak up and take a snapshot of her doing it! Awwwwww, yes, revenge is so sweet!!!

LMFAO@BookGuy - Man after my own means......... accept if she had a girlfriend with us us, I'd politely ask the girlfriend to please clean her face off with her tongue!!! :-) Oh what the hell! Let 'em do the "splooge" thing!!!

We were born without underwear. Eventually we went to diapers. And then we go to REAL undwear. AAAAANNNNDDDDD toward the end, we go from REAL underwear back to diapers, and eventually without underwear! (provided we get coffined NUDE or torched NUDE) Anyway, another feature I like about not wearing underwear in a club is that sometimes after a hot LD, Mr Happy is still about 95% 'excited' when I walk back into the club area. Occasionally, another dancer will 'notice' the slight "tent" in one of my pants legs and grab hold of 'him'. This sometimes leads to another LD with the be'holder'!