You told your MOTHER?!

I've had dinner with my ATF and her mother several times. She's absolutely convinced that we're sleeping together, as is the rest of my ATF's family (which isn't true) - to their way of thinking that's the only way I would be interested in spending time with her daughter. And she doesn't care at all.

Don't judge someone else's relationship with their mother according to how you get along with yours. Some girls have more of a sister or best friend relationship with their mother than they do a typical mother-daughter relationship. Especially if they're fairly close in age, as is often the case with strippers.

I met my ATF's grandmother, who raised her from the age of 5. At the time we met, my ATF was in the process of becoming my live-in girlfriend. I am twice my girlfriend's age. Grandma was polite and nothing more. Now, almost 3 years later, Grandma is still skeptical of the whole arrangement. Fortunately, Grandma is not one of those confidantes to my girlfriend, but rather was the ogre who abused her and made her miserable. So we're fine with the distant relationship, and it probably will never get better, because some people just can't comprehend a healthy relationship between a man and a woman separated by 28 years. Sometimes I wonder about it, but not much!

I used to joke with a former ATF of mine that she must have been calling my Mom and talking about me behind my back, since she kept saying things to me that my Mom had said in the past. It was kind of kill-joy actually...I doubt many guys want to think about their Moms while getting a LD.

Looking the Mom (of the girl that you're obviously fucking) in the eye is always a tuffy with me. I'm always thinking, "Do you know the dirty things that your good, lil girl does and says with me when we're alone...or in a roomfull of people?" I once had an ex-gf of mine grab my crotch in front of her Mom and I almost freaked. :)

That "new one" could simply be a new (and arguably very clever) variation of what I call Super Stripper Shit, however it might just be something else, hard to tell. I am convinced, (at least in the northeast USA) that strippers seeing relatively large declines in income - effectively being forced into a Darwinian survival of the fittest mode -are developing extremely clever methods and techiques to reel in and hold onto regular type customers

Doug - You got it MADE man! Hell, now that her mom knows what kind of lover you are, she's gonna' want some of that shit from you!!!! LOL In case her mom doesn't, tell her you have a really good friend (MMMMEEEE) who will give her the FUCK of her lifetime!

Well, if her Mom still looks hot too, that bodes well for the future... ;)

I used to have a fave who was on bad terms with her mother but whose grandmother indulged her in all her excesses. She lived just around the block and would babysit her young son while we rocked the night away. Her grandmother's phone was the number I would call whenever her latest cell phone had been disconnected. Grandma recognized me when I called, although I never knew how much she knew about me, and I never met her in person.

I'm with Bones, go for it man. She can be your MILF. Then you can tell your ATF that you and her mother have been talking about her.

Of course you may or may not know, I have no idea if you're talking about a mother my age or if you're talking about someone that could be in the senior citizens home.

A few year's back, I was introduced to a dancer's grandmother whom I mistook for her older sister. She was one fine looking woman and had definetly passed on the good looks gene through the generations. Turns out grandma was 46. Daughter was 32(an escort) and stripper was 18...And that's all I'm gonna say about that...lol

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know. God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson. Heaven holds a place for those who pray, Hey, hey, hey

Get the Graduate and learn man learn!

The mother, as it turns out, is three months YOUNGER than me (46). I have NO idea what her mother looks like, but I do know that according to daughter (29), both her parents are "pot heads".

No thanks... I'll stick with the daughter, no matter what the mother looks like...

LOL@JayADay - Good one my man, good one!

Come on Doug..... take that big leap and improve you sex life..... with family incest! ROFLMFAO!!!!

I am doing the math here and figuring that grandma had her child at 14 years old. Right?

Who Hoo Barely Legal Grannys! Thats an interesting movie right there.

Book Guy

I did the same math adn got both Grandma and her mom had their daughters at 14. 46-32-18. My question was, did the dancer have a 4 year old?

Book Guy - I think you hit on something with your math.

Now, my guess is that Grandma conceived in one of the earliest strip clubs in America.

BG...Actually, the stripper claimed she was a virgin-- she gave a pretty good blowjob though...lol.

If her blowjobs are good enough, she wouldn't ever have to have sex if she didn't want to, and she could keep her virginity as long as she wished. :)

I was thinking along the topics of "you told your mother", don't tell anyone but I just told my mother I'm probably staying home tonight, but I'm turning off my ringer to stop the politicians from waking me up in the morning. I just changed my mind, I'm going out. A few flakes of snow aren't going to stop me. What's the saying, "damn the torpedoes!" Hopefully I'm not going slipping and sliding tonight. It's currently snowing at my house which is like a once in a blue moon event as far as my mother is concerned. I was more concerned with temps expected to be around 20 with a wind chill much colder by morning. But for now, the snow is tapering off and it's still above freezing. Would you stay home?

If I think the roads are going to bad (and they can get pretty bad around here), I stay home...the naked women will be there on some other day...no need to break my neck to see them right away IMO. How far did you need to go?

I waited, the weather cleared up. But I did go out. one hour up the road. another hour back. There's nothing where I live at. Went club hopping like normal. Next weekend there could be a big snow or ice storm if the current pattern keeps up. Then I'll stay home. I do remember I once drove 100 miles in a big snowstorm in NC when I was a college student. Several inches of snow on the road and my car was sucking up the snow and throwing it so high behind me I couldn't tell what was behind me. I noticed the left hand lane was a few inches deeper than the right lane. I did all that, then found out the University canceled the change day they had scheduled after I arrived. bummer. That car was an old clunker, I wouldn't put my current car through that much risk.

There was a large section of road with black ice, maybe several hundred feet. A truck recently put some sand and maybe salt on it though. No problem at all.

Then while visiting my mothers house tonight, I could have slipped and fell on some black ice on her back patio. A patch of ice you couldn't see unless you looked straight at it with the light at the right angle. Then her garbage can lid was frozen solid. I hit it and got it open. Her house was more hazardous than the road last night. Guess I'm not used to everthing being so cold, except it isn't as bad as up north. You guys can keep your minus temperature readings. The lakes and ponds here haven't frozen over for many years.

We all do stupid things when we're in college...I think it's almost required. On my way driving home for Xmas break from Altoona, PA through central/eastern PA and thru northern NJ (down I-80 mostly), I drove through a near blizzard with a rooster tail of snow kicking up from the back wheels of my Camaro. It always seems that no matter when our Xmas break started (and they kept moving it around and changing the length of it)...I was always driving through a snow or ice storm. It was "fun". I did so many 180s and 360s+ in that car it was insane...what a piece of junk it was too...