You told your MOTHER?!
DougS
Florida
Okay... this is a new one on me. What would you think, if during a discussion with a fav of yours, that she mentions she had a chat with her mother about you?!
This is coming from a fav, that is seriously contending to overtake my ATF. And yes, that's my ATF who once looked like she was going to give me reason to "retire" from my avocation and make her my lifetime ATF.
It seems that during their talk, she told her mother all about me, including how old I am (just three months older than her mother, who wasn't too thrilled to hear that), what type of music I listen to - even what song I told her daughter made me think of her (Next Contestant by Nickelback). If that weren't enough, she told her that we'd OTCed twice, and even told her what we'd DONE together. (if I ever actually meet her, I don't think I could look that woman in the eye)
This is coming from a fav, that is seriously contending to overtake my ATF. And yes, that's my ATF who once looked like she was going to give me reason to "retire" from my avocation and make her my lifetime ATF.
It seems that during their talk, she told her mother all about me, including how old I am (just three months older than her mother, who wasn't too thrilled to hear that), what type of music I listen to - even what song I told her daughter made me think of her (Next Contestant by Nickelback). If that weren't enough, she told her that we'd OTCed twice, and even told her what we'd DONE together. (if I ever actually meet her, I don't think I could look that woman in the eye)
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Don't judge someone else's relationship with their mother according to how you get along with yours. Some girls have more of a sister or best friend relationship with their mother than they do a typical mother-daughter relationship. Especially if they're fairly close in age, as is often the case with strippers.
Looking the Mom (of the girl that you're obviously fucking) in the eye is always a tuffy with me. I'm always thinking, "Do you know the dirty things that your good, lil girl does and says with me when we're alone...or in a roomfull of people?" I once had an ex-gf of mine grab my crotch in front of her Mom and I almost freaked. :)
Of course you may or may not know, I have no idea if you're talking about a mother my age or if you're talking about someone that could be in the senior citizens home.
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No thanks... I'll stick with the daughter, no matter what the mother looks like...
Come on Doug..... take that big leap and improve you sex life..... with family incest!
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I did the same math adn got both Grandma and her mom had their daughters at 14. 46-32-18. My question was, did the dancer have a 4 year old?
Now, my guess is that Grandma conceived in one of the earliest strip clubs in America.
I do remember I once drove 100 miles in a big snowstorm in NC when I was a college student. Several inches of snow on the road and my car was sucking up the snow and throwing it so high behind me I couldn't tell what was behind me. I noticed the left hand lane was a few inches deeper than the right lane. I did all that, then found out the University canceled the change day they had scheduled after I arrived. bummer. That car was an old clunker, I wouldn't put my current car through that much risk.
Then while visiting my mothers house tonight, I could have slipped and fell on some black ice on her back patio. A patch of ice you couldn't see unless you looked straight at it with the light at the right angle. Then her garbage can lid was frozen solid. I hit it and got it open. Her house was more hazardous than the road last night. Guess I'm not used to everthing being so cold, except it isn't as bad as up north. You guys can keep your minus temperature readings. The lakes and ponds here haven't frozen over for many years.