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11 years ago
^^^
BTW, newbie hottie described above did actually get me to LDK. Atypical, but something about a LD from such seemingly wholesome girl elicited the LDK my bros.
Who knows...maybe the wholesome girl next door stuff was an act. Don't know and don't care. 'Twas fun and that's what it is all about!
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11 years ago
In reality my clubbing is more low key than the majority of my fellow pervs. Fun as it is to contemplate finding the deep throatIng BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP queen who does OTC for a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay I am actually married and just restrict activities to ITC.
So I've never asked. I have had girls volunteer a "I'm not a whore" or "I don't see guys OTC". Most surprising was a girl that said she didn't do OTC and had recently been asked if she worked outside the club. She said she thought he was asking if she had another job and that she replied "yes" only to discover what he really wanted a few minutes later. I think it was a true story. She seemed new to the game. Hot girl (probably a 9) and fun to talk to, but definitely not a girl to win the hearts of TUSCLers.
Who know what has gone on with her. Hopefully not a slide into drugs and other self destructive behavior.
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11 years ago
^^^
Why wasn't it good luck to find a deep throat BBBJCIMWS queen? Sounds pretty good to me!
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11 years ago
Thanks TxVegas bro.
C'mon folks. Post similar links if you've got 'em. Nothin' better than a hot bodypainted babe. 'Cept of course a hot body painted babe suckin' yo' dick. Fuck yeah!
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11 years ago
I think "Prince What's-his-face" would be good.
Or maybe Juice. If the UK put King Juice I on the throne they could once again regain a leadership position in the world. And the would have a PM putting through some stupid "opt in" for computer porn shit. No...computer porn would be mandatory under King Juice I. Fuck yeah!!!
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11 years ago
'Tis binary thinking that limits Cambydude and his txtittytard sock puppet. Yes, 'tis clear that they share a single mind (and not much of one at that).
Txtittytard proclaims that he has no interest in me while at the same time reiterating his o so boring question. This behavior manifested by a handle that was clearly intended to troll. Ain't dat rich. Then the original, Monsieur Camby, comes forth with yet another screed. Of course my posts are inconsistent in style; a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
Expand your mind Camby/txtittytard!!! Stop simply kissing the ass of the "senior TUSCLers". They don't want that sort of adoration. No...thine eyes must be opened by the sublime poetry written by our prophet...JUICE!
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11 years ago
True dat Stax. I see where you're coming from and I did not consider myself an open fan...no dude...I viewed myself John the Baptist for the prophet Juice. For Juice did write of signs and portents of the coming utopia. Free weed and a strip club on ev'ry corner my brother
So yeah bro...the real Juice crew needs to convince Juicebro to go back to his old school shizzle! I think the dude NEEDS to get back to completing the gospel of Juice.
Hopefully he is off having a vision and will return with the location of the nearest wormhole connecting earth to the fouth planet of Groombridge 1618. The have some wicked ass strip clubs on Groombridge my brother. Just have to be careful to keep your breathing mask on 'cos o' the carbon monoxide in the air. Nut Juice don't need no fucking mask. For the Groombridge aliens have transformed him into our prophet!
Juice on my brothers...Juice on indeed!
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11 years ago
Perhaps you should read what I write more carefully ol' txtittytard. Your reading comprehension appears to be comparable to your ability to spell ol' Snoop Lion's former alias. Or your knowledge of comics.
Have you considered possibility #3, that both Juice and I have embedded sophisticated messages in our posts, akin to the Bible code, that provide sure fire investment info. We trade this info and rake in the big bucks. We're just daring folks like you to crack our code!
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11 years ago
*shove
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11 years ago
@gmd... I still say Jestie is either totally fucked up by religion, a closet case, or both. Anybody who is putting their nose that far into other people's sex lives is actually into whatever they are so judgemental about.
And the chick-fil-a dude...I bet he has a full on gimp mask and pays rent boys $1000s of his fried chicken money to spank him hard and give him sloppy rimjobbies. When he feels extra naughty he buys a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and asks them to show a drumstick up his ass. Just think Jestie... That could be YOU pleasuring your chick-fil-a hero!!!
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11 years ago
No Slick... Family Circus is too hardcore for tittyfag. He saw the Miller "All Star Famly Circus" and got all freaked out when Jeffy said "I'm the goddamn Jeffman" to Dolly.
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11 years ago
So jester-twit... I take it you think homosexuality is sinful. Is sodomizing shot 19 year old stripper sinful? From my perspective that is just good clean fun. Fuck yeah!
I bet Jestie is a total closet case. You so want to be straight but just can. I can see you sitting in pervert row trying to imagine yourself fucking the strippers. But you keep imagining Justin Bieber's face on the girls. Its sad.
Just give in to sin Jestiedude. Most of us on this board dig chicks. But it is ok to dig dudes. Find some dude you can give big sloppy rimjobs to. You'll be happier.
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11 years ago
Bang-dude... Was your buddy Juice?
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11 years ago
So... Tittyfag-dude, which comics are you into? I'm betting you dig the Archie comics!
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11 years ago
@cj. -- wow! That is one classy place. Sounds like it is only the strippers that lack the bathroom. Most of the places I go to have no bathrooms AT ALL. Folks just piss and shit wherever.
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11 years ago
And a few more...
xhamster.com/photos/gallery/1289593/joxser_goes_to_world_cup.html
Although there are some groovy pussy spreads in the previous collection, this takes it too another level. Nothin' better than hot bodypainted girls showing pussy and asshole. Well... 'cept hot bodypainted girls willing to let you fuck 'em up the pussy and ass.
Well... I guess it is really "nothin' better than hot girls that will let you fuck 'em". Fuck yeah bros!
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11 years ago
Def did mikeydude.
Pretty friggin' cool. I love some of that older DC comics stuff. Both Superman and Batman were suck dicks! Funny as hell!
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11 years ago
How about "it ain't really a fight"
Juice does his shit and Shadow does his. They have different styles my brothers. Shadow spanked Juice for shitty reviews. OK...cool. Juice my brother, stick to bein' a whacked out, fried chicken eatin', cucumber afficionado and motherfuckin' PROPHET OF DA LAWD! Mr. Kat seems to restrict his activities to this plane of existence and has not reported sticking a cucumber up any stripper's ass. I'm ok wit' dat...dude does what he wants to. Shouldn't we all roll dat way?
But really folks...reviews are heterogeneous. Doesn't mean you shouldn't call folks out if you don't like their reviews. If somebody posts here and you don't like a review, flag the review and call 'em out. But remember that some proportion of the reviews are fiction. And use some goddamned common sense when you read reviews!
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11 years ago
Bang dude... You did bareback with a lot lizard? WTF?
Don't worry 'bout the cops bro. You just better hope that parts don't start fallin' off. You probably picked up herpes simplex IX.
Hell, did you look closely at the lizard crotch? I bet she had some super-crabs that don't actually need pubes to survive (trust me bro...we've been putting strong directional selection on crabs...we're gonna get super-crabs). Do you have super-crabs bro?
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11 years ago
Bro... Tell her you want to be in the friend with benefits zone. It could work!
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11 years ago
Testify curiouskitty... Testify!
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11 years ago
Juicebro. You should be really careful not to reveal your clubbing patterns. Cambydude clearly loves you. A delude stalker like that is DANGEROUS my brother. He has manufactured an elaborate scenario in which you are his lover. I don't know what Camby would do if he tracked you down, but it won't be pretty.
Protect yourself bro. If you have a problem light the zipman signal. I'll bring the Martian and the rest of the Justice League to help you out. Fortunately Camby is just a douchebag, not a real threat like Lex Luthor or Gorilla Grodd. But I still would want to face that crazed perv without backup!
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11 years ago
Wait a second. The plaintiff, Chris Sevier, is a lawyer (albeit an inactive one due to mental infirmity). Didn't Cambydude claim to be a lawyer?
Camby...I'm really sorry I've made fun of you. I didn't realize how many problems you were having in your life. But you should help yourself out and stear clear of this site. There are links to camgirls (and more if you don't turn the ads off). Those links cannot be good for your Internet sex addiction.
Good luck getting better...our prayers are with you. You can lick this addiction!
And if you can't lick some stripper pussy. She'll let you if you pay enough.
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11 years ago
@ CJ. Which one was Beavis and which was Butt-head?