Comments by zipman68

Merry Christmas and may God bless you Juicebro! You eat all the frickin' Colonel's best and fuck as many hoes as y'all can fo' da holidaze! Peace out!

Happy holidays Dougsta. You def be cray cray with your obsession with me but even the cray cray deserve happy holidays. I'll give y'all a gift...I genuinely am not posting that much except for checking in occasionally to stir you up. I'd tell you that all of your suspected zippy aliases aren't me but y'all wouldn't believe me. So I'll just say that *some* of the accounts you suspect of being me definitely aren't me. I think I've trolled you too well, since you now see my hands in everybody that trolls you. I apologize for that. Perhaps not feeling pressured to go nuts every time that you see an account you suspect of being me will allow you to relax! Peace out dude...

And Dougster (+ Dougster aliases), it's Xmas dude. I'm doing a quick post under a flag of truce. Just mellow yourself and don't ruin things for others. Maybe confine your explosion to this thread! Peace dude!

I love dem Daisy Dukes! L-U-V dem! WEEEE-YAWWW!!!

As for me, I'm trying to live on nothin' but Starburst jelly beans! My feces look like a frickin' rainbow!!! (Disclaimer for the too literal minded: this is a joke; do not try to live on nothing but Starburst jelly beans; the all jelly bean diet will lead to hallucinations, an urge to post with the handle "Dougster", and death)

True. I think Joe eats well. Needs all that fiber. I hear that he eats colon blow cereal!

Kinda sad. I'll have an actual date, thank you very much! Maybe Doogie will go to the club on New Years...if he leaves his parent's basement!

Wow! Titles have character limits on TUSCL. Who'd a thunk? Oh well, the title sez enuff!

I miss Joe's shit posts. I should probably focus on them rather that pokin' Doogie wit' my rapier wit! But then again, gettin' DoogieDumbass' goat is fun fun fun!!!

Oh yeah... Jester dude, y'all do realize that I'm just makin' this shizzle up to get Doogie's goat. No need to get yo' knickers in a twist!

Ding.. Ding.. Ding!! A Kewpie doll for the gawkin' dude and a Bon Jovi toothpick for the guy with the dirty ass! But I was testin' Doogie. Guess he didn't read 'bout the Mexican-American war in his 1977 World Book encyclopedia's. BOOM!!! Zippycup wins again!

Don't know what I'm talkin' 'bout smart guy? Just as I thought... You know, when you thought your parents said you had "ass burgers" you misunderstood them! BOOOOM!!! Zippycup wins again!

Ooooo... Doogie, they won't let you use chopsticks in the reeducation camp. They'll make you use yo' hands to eat yo' gruel!

No shit Sherlock! Did you just get through your parents' World Book encyclopedias? Obviously, you weren't smart enough to infer that my answer to 1848 question, which is mind-numbingly stooooopid BTW, is "NO!" I am calling it right here and now - no revolution! The fat uneducated hicks that voted for Trump are happy. The Hillary voters are too cowardly to really change the country. So who will change America... The Chinese! Xie Xie President Xi!

They're coming here Doogie! And they're pissed! 'specially since your hero pissed them off by taking a call from the Taiwanese president!

I'm taking notes about you Doogie. As a future leader of the glorious fifth column that will welcome our liberators from across the sea I will ask that you be treated nicely when we send you away for reeducation. But not too nicely. It's not like an idiot like you has any actual skills other than pretending to understand finance. I think we may be able to teach you to dig latrines or sweep floors though!

Doogie, you silly little man. Get out of your parent's basement and see the evidence. Trump will sell America out to Russian oligarchs. I'm expecting a law requiring all sexy American's to suck Russian oligarch dick to be passed before the end of 2017. Then our liberator, President Xi, will march the PLA Army into the heart of Russia to destroy our evil Russian overlords. At the same time he'll send the PLA Navy across the Pacific and liberate America! Xie Xie President Xi! American democracy sux! Chinese democracy rox!

Florida is wackier than planet Italua V!

Oh, she drives a "Cadillac Esplanade" does she? If she's a flurman-job givin' slut from Italua IV I bet "the Esplanade" is actually the name of her UFO.

BTW, which planet in the Italua star system is she from? I hear the females on Italua IV will rub their upper flurman on males from any planet. Ask her for a flurman job! But watch out. The vagina of an Italua V female is lined with 20,000 razor-sharp teeth! Do not fuck an Italua V chick!

She's part Italuan? Coo-el!

Marry that chick and spend the rest o' your days playing X-box and arranging "dates" between her and older, distinguished gentlemen.

Qapla' Erection dude...Qapla'

Wow...twentyfive dude, that is a badass takedown o' skidude. But don't worry, skidude doesn't actually make enough to be paying federal income taxes. He jes' wants to have an excuse to whine. Like this: "I'm skidude an da libural gummint wants muh hard earned money. An' the gummint shul take its hands off my medicare! Gummint Medicare is stooooopid! waaa...waaa...waaaa!" You have to talk to skidude in language he understands. Like this: Hey ski dude 6-oh-9...you're damn right it's good that Trump won. I heard that Obama wanted to pass a constitutional amendment stating that ISHTAR needs a sequel. Of course those damn far left liberals want to remake the worst movie evah! They hate 'murica! Trump wants to change the word "Ishtar" to "Green Berets" and make every character a CGI version of John Wayne! Now that be 'murica

Psst...don't be tellin' DoogieDumbass 'bout the malware...if he clicks on da malware site maybe it'll stop 'im from a-trollin'