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xpando
5 years ago
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Destroying the SC shitter
I think only once and under extreme gastric distress.

Normally I only use the stalls for removing the used cover and a quick alcohol wipe…
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xpando
5 years ago
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Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd Inkster, MI 48141
First visit to Henry's.
I have been enjoying the scene in Detroit for 20+ years but this was my first trip here.

I stopped at Bogart's and it…
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xpando
5 years ago
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Curious my friends on how to get bargain bin gangbang rates
Ironically, while at the Criket the other day ( spelled that way) when I mentioned to a dancer that I work with Indian gentlemen,…
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xpando
5 years ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Surprising Results
Just got my "card" so I stopped in at the Flower Bowl on my way few blocks west of the club and picked…
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xpando
6 years ago
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Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
Go in with low expectations and you won'
It has been a while since I had visited Bogie's. I couldn't find anyone to interest me at the Criket, so I decided…
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xpando
6 years ago
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Gotta do what you gotta do to move business
Anyone ever get a dance from "former" stripper Sunrise Lee?
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xpando
6 years ago
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" I don't agree with you ! "
I say it all the fucking time. Almost everyone is an idiot in some manner and this phrase is well needed in these times.…
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xpando
6 years ago
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POPEYES VS KFC
Popeyes. Although when KFC had spicy chicken it was quite good. but still not like Popeyes.

Also i really like thier Dirty Rice. Yes it…
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xpando
6 years ago
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The Deal Breaker
Calls me "Honey" or Hun
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xpando
6 years ago
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L1 service?
We could start using opposites code:

"Total air from a complete skank with pancake floppies. Left completly unsatisfied. I won't be back. "
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xpando
6 years ago
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Ruthless Crackdown on AMPs, San Jose California, total warefare
KKKalifornia. The Dictatorship of the Democrats. There is no relationship or transaction so small, or private that the government supremacist nannies will refrain from…
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xpando
6 years ago
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The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174
Drive By Afternoon
It was late afternoon on a Saturday. It was chilly but dry and as the time was changed, it was already getting dark. was…
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xpando
6 years ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
The Criket is starting to look real good
You have been through the all the basic details before: Self parking, really no smoking in the club area (room in the back for…
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xpando
7 years ago
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Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
When You Get Down To It, Bogarts Is A Nasty Hole.
Anything you want is on the menu at Bogarts. On the other hand, ewww.

I really prefer girls on heroin to any other drug.…
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xpando
7 years ago
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Comments are closed for this discussion
I hate it when comments are closed and I can't post!
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xpando
7 years ago
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The Platinum Plus chain has been sold to Deja Vu.
I also once had a "Platinum Plus" Visa card, which I thought was very funny.
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xpando
7 years ago
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The Platinum Plus chain has been sold to Deja Vu.
Frontage Rd. That always cracked me up when I went there.
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xpando
7 years ago
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Review editing?
You remembered her name?
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xpando
7 years ago
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Is it safe?
Its the right time if you want dancers at their drunkest.

And dancers in panic-pay-the-"rent" mode
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xpando
7 years ago
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Saddest thing you have ever seen at a SC?
I watched a Detroit Lions game in a SC once.
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xpando
7 years ago
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This new gen of dancers
I love the Criket in Detroit but sometimes I come in and it is so thick with the thicks that I have my own…
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xpando
8 years ago
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Don't they know that wearing perfume is a "No no"? Can't go home to the wife sme
I like some perfumes. Chanel No. 5 especially.
The rule should be no perfumes for day shift. Night shift, dancers call.
I have declined company…
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xpando
8 years ago
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What Foods Do You Consider An Aphrodisiac?
A slice of lime prepared with ice, gin, and tonic water.
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xpando
8 years ago
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What's the 1999 MBOT of SCs today?
That is an unfair question. I was there about that time frame and there is nothing today that I know that is anything like…
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xpando
8 years ago
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Playhouse Club
13201 Middlebelt Rd Romulus, MI 48174
A Visit to the old stomping grounds.
The Playhouse used to be my favorite club. But in recent years it began to suck (not in the good way) and then closed…
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