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9 years ago
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The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174
Its been a long time old friend
Its been a long time since I'd visited the strip. Since before the remodeling several years ago at least. But I saw a billboard…
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xpando
9 years ago
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The Terms we use and the good times we share
That is really cool Juice.
But just so you know, long before there was TUSCL, there are ASS-C. I can't be the only one…
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9 years ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
The cricket is not very consistent, but it is reliable.
The Silver Cricket is easy to get too, from I-94 eastbound, exit at Ecorse Rd (next exit past the airport), a quick left on…
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10 years ago
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Flight Club
29709 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
After a long time not visiting...
After a long time not visiting the 747, as it was once called back in the day, for some stupid stoner reason I thought…
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10 years ago
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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
I have started to spend more...
I have started to spend more visits at the Cricket and for several reasons:

The drive is only four minutes longer then to the…
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11 years ago
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The Strange Gift of a Salmon
Guys who fish are a strange lot.
He needs to buy a smoker.
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11 years ago
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Flight Club
29709 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
Friday night and I am driving...
Friday night and I am driving near the airport.
I think to myself; "OK, I guess the flight club is it."
I was hesitant.…
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11 years ago
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BT's Executive Club
14417 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48126
The Toy Chest was empty, so...
The Toy Chest was empty, so I headed over to BT's. What the hey.

I haven't been here to BT's in many years. And I…
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11 years ago
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Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club
18728 Ford Rd Detroit, MI 48228
I have come here on and...
I have come here on and off for years. It is fairly convenient after a sporting event.

Ford road is very busy. Westbound from…
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xpando
12 years ago
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Wingman?
Wouldn't work. I lost interest fast and never seem to want to hang around in the club once I get a satisfactory dance.
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xpando
12 years ago
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Judge judy sucks
I would look at the security monitor to see if my car had been broken into yet, sigh, and say to myself it's just…
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13 years ago
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Chics Cabaret
10255 East Fwy Houston, TX 77029
The club is easily accessible by...
The club is easily accessible by the Mercury exit off I-10. Smallish building. No valet or visible outside security.
Cover and drinks were fairly inexpensive.…
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13 years ago
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This Struck Me As Hilarious
Platinum Plus Greenville is on Frontage Rd.
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13 years ago
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Newbie questions: touching conundrum. (dancers opinions welcomed)
My research also shows that strippers don't like to be randomly touched and groped. They do like to be deliberately touched and groped.…
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13 years ago
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I'm guessing this is the first...
I remember the Playhouse having ads on cable 5 or 6 years ago.
I believe the cable company is alloted slots to run it's…
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13 years ago
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Dream Girls
980 John A Papalas Dr Lincoln Park, MI 48146
I am sad to say that...
I am sad to say that have stopped in on several occasions over the last few months both day and night shifts and my…
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13 years ago
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Do strippers get off on grinding on patrons hard d!cks?
I doubt it but I have met a few who were great at pretending.
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13 years ago
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stripper was a co workers mom ?
Just the opposite.
I went to a club and found the daughter of a woman I of a coworker dancing. She was 19 and I…
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13 years ago
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Detroit Vs. Paris
Detroit: 30 minute drive
Paris: 30 minute drive + 7 hour airplane ride.
Winner: Detroit
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13 years ago
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LD ETIQUETTE
I don't even like it when they talk to me during a dance.
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13 years ago
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La Chambre
14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
I have been here a few...
I have been here a few times, had a few good times, and keep checking back every once in a while.

The club is…
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13 years ago
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Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
I stopped by on the way...
I stopped by on the way to the airport to catch the end of the Lions game.

My gin and tonic was strong but…
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xpando
13 years ago
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Bush Part 2
I might be tempted to try it but my wife would wonder WTF?
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xpando
14 years ago
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Politically Incorrect
Q. What is the first thing a woman should do when she comes home from the battered woman's shelter?

A. The dishes if she knows…
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14 years ago
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Did a bill board ever intice you to a satrip club?
Trademarks? Thats seems like a pretty big loophole.

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