Reviews by wallanon

So going back years I have not been a fan of the Scores brand. It's not on the people who work at the club, it's more the premium you know you're going to pay just…

Secrets is on the corner of one block. Sharky's is on the next block one way, and Sparky's is on the next block the other way. I've been to both, but not on this trip.…

Sugar's is a popular club in San Antonio. I get why it's popular. The dancers tend to be among the better looking in town, and give a good stage show and grind in the lap.…

There is some consistency that you find with the name Rick's Cabaret. That is a good thing, and having a decent brand identity can also be a good thing. Between a typical Rick's and a…

I'd like to tell you about all the girls I saw, and did I see a few. The hostess, the bartender, and even the DJ. All girls. The DJ was kind of an unfriendly type,…

This place is not really one to recommend for the ambiance, but if you put some time in you will find some good points. The $7 beer I bought was not one of them. When…

So this place used to be called the Wild Zebra. I never went there under its old name because it always sounded terrible. Got tired of the Palace, and this place is on the other…

If I give a straight up review, it's a place to avoid. In some towns this is the type of spot you end up in because there aren't other options to get the clubbing experience…

Follies is one of the most talked about clubs on the boards, mainly because it's the home club of one of the most prolific posters in the TUSCL forums. I had been to Atlanta clubs…

This is the best club overall in town. At least during the day. I've been there a couple of times at night, but mostly day shift. When I want an experience that's laid back and…

I was driving down I-10 on a business trip and saw a billboard for a strip club off the next exit. Spur of the moment, I said if the club was right off the exit…

By now I know which clubs I like around San Antonio, and when in town that's where I go. But I also get bored, so I added XTC and a couple of other clubs to…

There is nothing particularly wrong with Palace Mens Club. It just isn't my type of place. It is a little bright with the lighting, unusually bright for a strip club. There is one stage, and…

This club is close to the airport, basically a couple of blocks away with a quick drive up the "frontage road" that runs along the Interstate loop. I like the club, but not that much.…

There have been a lot of clubs I've been to in the past few years I haven't managed to review. Lots of unfinished reviews, including for this place. I get to San Antonio from time…

This site has seen a few upgrades since I was writing reviews from time to time. According to the note up at the top of the review form, the last time I wrote a review…

In the red light district this is probably your best option if you're buying. And...this is what started the whole fiasco. I knew there was a red light district in town,…

Mysteriously cheaper than the other clubs with comparable girls. But why question? This club wasn't on my list. But after crossing two canals on foot and the place I was looking…

A nice little stop across the river from most of the clubs. They'll get on stage here. At Maxim they actually served me a drink! And they let me buy girls a drink!…

Place is built into a strip mall but with all the signs you won't miss it. Never thought I'd type this, but the only drawback to this place was the guy at the front…

I've sped past this club a number of times and never gone in. It's fenced in and located in the middle of a poorly lit industrial area. But since it's easy to get…

Switzerland is secretly a country full of sex maniacs. I don't have definitive proof, but I do have listings for dozens if not hundreds of massage and modeling houses that turned up while I…

This place had bad news written all over it, even though it was the friendliest club I went to all night. By bad news, I mean a double wide Russian bouncer guarding a locked…

A tiny takeout place across and up the street from The Buddhist. I was the only guy in the club other than the one there to be the muscle. Did I mention it…

I haven't really seen that many of the LA clubs considering how many there are, but the clubs in that city are so spread out you can't really cover it unless you live nearby or…