Reviews

This was the first club I hit on my tour of 8 mile. Decided to drive East to West since I was on that side of town. So all that meant really is that I…

Part 1: Wall tries to park a car... After seeing an assortment of clubs ranging from pretty good to stuff I scrape off my shoe bad, finally got here. Tried to park around the side so…

Parked a couple of blocks over and walked up to the club. This nutty thing about Detroit clubs is several of them insisted on doing valet parking. This club didn’t, so that was an automatic…

Another reviewer already gave a great local’s perspective on how the club got here and what it’s about. I’d been to Mickey’s back when it was open, but not enough to miss it when it…

Little Darlings Seattle. Basement Club. Surprisingly it's a black club. They were having a twerking contest when I showed up. Mostly black girls one mixed girl one latina. Maybe a kind of latina, but almost…

Arrived here on a Sunday in late afternoon. Parking isn’t great here, so I ended up parking in the parking lot next door on the corner. $15 but I kept the keys so I chalked…

So LA traffic sucks tremendous amounts of ass. This is well known. So what happens when you are on the wrong side of town during rush hour? Go to the nearest strip club, of course.…

As described to me by one of the dancers, Jimmy’s Lounge is basically a titty bar that stays open late. Period. Not the best-looking dancers, but a lot of them. Some dancer I didn’t get…

Mocha. That girl is sassy. And fun. Wore glasses. We were chit chatting about random crap, and I was drinking the beer they had on special. Something that had orange in the name I think.…

Birmingham, Alabama. Natasha kind of looked like Lisa Marie Presley in her prime if Lisa Marie had huge tits and was built like a brick shithouse. That’s a good thing. Na-TOSH-a, not Na-TASH-a. Remember that.…

This is a belated review from Summer. I’m a busy dude and Follies has 1,000+ reviews, so what’s the rush? Last time I saw Follies was on a nightshift, and while I wasn’t unimpressed I…

Got here around shift change on a Tuesday. Gentleman Jack(slash) was kind enough to join me, so I got the run down on the club from one of TUSCL’s finest. Thanks. So here’s the way…