Reviews by wallanon

Club Rouge was the second of two clubs recommended to me by a fellow TUSCLer. The first one was Casa Diablo, which I'd seen already and was only $12 and a stiff neck into the…

This is reputed to be the best club in Portland. I only saw seven clubs on my quick trip through town, and it was the best of seven. For me stopping in on a Tuesday…

Bikini Bar. The building is nondescript from the outside. If it wasn't for the “headlights” sign in red I might have driven right by it. Saw another review that said the metal detector wasn’t working.…

Raleigh isn't a great town for strip clubs. It's not really a good town for strip clubs. The club with the best mileage is Amnesia, but most people reading this wouldn't be comfortable there. Other…

I keep forgetting to review this place. Probably because I keep forgetting I was ever there. If you're driving down the highway (think it's I-95) out in the sticks of North Carolina, you might see…

Another from the archives. I'm going to do something I usually don't do for reviews, but what are the odds many TUSCLers will ever set foot in this place? Kinda like in real estate…

This place deserves a review since it had the best looking girls in town, and was the only place I hit more than once during my stay. So there was the club that kept…

Dusting this one off from the archives, since the euro clubs don't have that many reviews. Was in Bucharest on business, and this was the first club I hit that night. Hadn't really planned…

This is the kind of club I really wanted to hate. I got dinged for $10 by the valet after parking my own car. Then was hit with a $5 charge on the way inside.…

One of the few clubs in Austin where I didn't feel like mailing in the review. I actually liked this club. Would go back. The main stage was backed by a video screen, which was…

Not much going on here. Didn't make a good impression on the outside. Won't say too many things bad about the club, it just wasn't that great when I was there. Was approached by a…

This club is an example of why TUSCL shouldn't be considered bulletproof. Landing Strip is overrated. It's not a bad club, it's just not on the same level as clubs it is rated as highly…

Bit of a dive. Around 20 customers on a Tuesday afternoon. No real lookers, but the talent level wasn't a negative. Holes in the ceiling? The DJ was a little distracting since his booth was…

Another lackluster visit to another lackluster Austin club. Very average. Yawn. Two stages going. Perfect 10 had the nicest looking group of dancers working, with Rick's a distant second among the three clubs all within half…

Quite overrated. This place must have a charm that escaped me. I was there on dayshift, but not that early. Most of the customers were in a higher level area marked VIP, and I didn't…

Had nice appointments in the club, but the lines of sight were pretty funky. There were only a few places to sit that gave a good view of all the stages. The girls rotated around…

This place will make many a customer uncomfortable. I didn't stay that long. The place was packed when I got there at around 2 in the morning. Had been to other clubs, and was really…

I've been to this club a few times. For Austin it was pretty good. Was not really that enthusiastic about the club scene in town. Surprisingly, San Antonio is a better option for strip clubs.…

I'm going to give this club a pass. Got there about the time they opened during the noon hour, and right around the time one of the dancers walked in look in street clothes. She…

I looked at some of the other reviews before writing this, so my experience doesn't seem to be the norm. However, if it's a bad time for your club to be open then maybe it…

For whatever reason, I decided to visit the French Quarter around noon for lunch. The place has strip clubs, so if they were there and open I walked in. Most of them weren't. This place…

I've been reading about how Player's Club has gone way down hill. From it's peak? Sure, it's been a little off since its greatest generation aged out or moved on. But it sounded like the…

Last time I was in Carolina I thought the clubs were fine. Those where the clubs in Fayetteville and Charlotte. The clubs in Raleigh and Durham weren't terrible but weren't that good. They still aren't.…

I'll start off by saying this is a club to avoid unless you fit a very specific demographic. Reminds me of the house clubs in DC. I was there late on a Saturday, mainly so…

The second I saw this club I remembered it and it took me doubling back to actually walk in. The place is actually not a total dump, but it looks pretty sketchy from the outside.…