Exceeded My Very Low Expectations

I had very, very low expectations for the is club. All of them were exceeded. Sometimes I think that people buy way too much into rumors on whether a town is good or bad for strip clubs. From time to time I end up near Augusta heading other places, and finally said what the hell and stopped over to see the two clubs left in town. Are they worth going out of your way for? Probably not, unless you just want to see something different. Are they the worst clubs ever? Far from it.

The setup for Discotheque is pretty basic. When you first walk in there will be one or two door girls sitting off to the left at high top tables. I think it was $5 to get in. The drink special was rail liquor, and I got straight vodka because the waitress said I had to buy a drink. The drink smelled like acid and tasted like machine lubricant, so it just sat there in front of me until I put it on a tray when the waitress walked by. They have a full bar, so I'm not saying their drinks are shit but whatever they were pouring on the drink special wasn't great. So far I was down $10 and not really seeing much to be anything but indifferent about. The waitress I mistook for a dancer, so it was funny (on the inside) when she was being so insistent about whether I was getting a drink. There was also a waitress on her first day who was obviously a waitress, so it took a moment to figure out why the older curvy brunette gal I thought was a dancer on the prowl was asking about drinks. When I walked in, I took a sit over in the far corner away from the bar back behind the door girls.

There is one large square main stage that is eye level when seated with no pole, and several smaller stages (maybe 5?) around the main floor closer to the walls. My first thought was it was strange that such a small club had so many side stages, but eventually I realized that those were the stages used for "private dances" that everyone could see. I noticed a blonde dancer who was on the tall side but still cute was dancing for a couple, and when I saw another dancer walk a guy over to one of the mini stages it registered that's what was going on. The dances on all stages were nude, so customers were getting good close looks at all the goods but there was zero touching going on.