Reviews by wallanon

Another reviewer already gave a great local’s perspective on how the club got here and what it’s about. I’d been to Mickey’s back when it was open, but not enough to miss it when it…

Little Darlings Seattle. Basement Club. Surprisingly it's a black club. They were having a twerking contest when I showed up. Mostly black girls one mixed girl one latina. Maybe a kind of latina, but almost…

Arrived here on a Sunday in late afternoon. Parking isn’t great here, so I ended up parking in the parking lot next door on the corner. $15 but I kept the keys so I chalked…

So LA traffic sucks tremendous amounts of ass. This is well known. So what happens when you are on the wrong side of town during rush hour? Go to the nearest strip club, of course.…

As described to me by one of the dancers, Jimmy’s Lounge is basically a titty bar that stays open late. Period. Not the best-looking dancers, but a lot of them. Some dancer I didn’t get…

Mocha. That girl is sassy. And fun. Wore glasses. We were chit chatting about random crap, and I was drinking the beer they had on special. Something that had orange in the name I think.…

Birmingham, Alabama. Natasha kind of looked like Lisa Marie Presley in her prime if Lisa Marie had huge tits and was built like a brick shithouse. That’s a good thing. Na-TOSH-a, not Na-TASH-a. Remember that.…

This is a belated review from Summer. I’m a busy dude and Follies has 1,000+ reviews, so what’s the rush? Last time I saw Follies was on a nightshift, and while I wasn’t unimpressed I…

Got here around shift change on a Tuesday. Gentleman Jack(slash) was kind enough to join me, so I got the run down on the club from one of TUSCL’s finest. Thanks. So here’s the way…

Oh no no no no no no no don't go. Heh. Parked on the street just outside the parking lot fence. There is a little bit of sidewalk that can be parked in before the…

When a club is named Coliseum, at least to me there is a little something that comes along with that name. For example, I saw a club called Pantheon a couple of days before walking…

Surprise! This club doesn't suck. Renton, Washington. Near Seattle. This club looks pretty nice. Very nice looking main stage, and it kind of reminds me of Treasures in Las Vegas with the dual staircase leading…

This place was a little off the beaten path, but close enough to the main road for me to detour on my Tour of 8 Mile. This place has a pretty good grasp of branding,…

There was no reason to buy the cheapest drink they had, so I was in and out of this place in under 5 minutes. Had the exact opposite experience here than I had at the…

Kayla was a waitress I remember from my visit. Cutie pie. Liked her a lot. Steve the manager on duty was cool. Was on top of things and made sure I was well taken care…

This place was just okay. The club's probably going to be on the outs for a while from the look of things. It really didn't have anything going on at all, other than snippy waitresses…

Hit Boomers after midnight. Asia was a thin young dancer with bright red hair. Dancing along with many other dancers on the main stage in mesh with her snatch showing. Dances could be done away…

Actually a nice looking place. Black club. The bar was off to the right when I walked in, and the main dance floor was off to the left. There was a some separation there, but…

This place is a little disgusting. Like you go to take a piss and notice a sink full of stale brown vomit disgusting. Maybe it was diarrhea. Wasn’t going to inspect it to figure out…

Little Rock, Arkansas. Not known for having decent strip clubs, but I left here pleasantly surprised. People hate on Paper Moons, but I tend to like them and will look for them if I’m in…

Unassuming on the outside and laid back on the inside, this club is the place the locals seem to say is the place to be. I’ll go with the recommendation that this is a club…

The place didn’t look like much from the outside. Didn’t look like much from the inside, either, but not a dive. The walls were done up in black with some accent lights highlighting the space.…

This place was pretty much zombieland when I walked in. It was so dark inside I couldn’t see anything before my eyes adjusted. Thought I was the only customer, but there was one other guy…

Dancing Bare. You walk into an adult bookstore, and the entrance to the strip club is at the back left. The manager is watching the store, and will take a $10 cover charge before you…

Bossier City, Louisiana. Near Shreveport. Got here late. 30 minutes ‘til close kind of late. Exterior was decent, and I had no reservations about walking into the club at that hour. No cover. First thing I…