Reviews

First things first, the people who post reviews on TUSCL need to get a grip on themselves. This club is nowhere near as bad as people would have readers believe. Some of the reviews this…

$20 entry fee at 1:30-ish am on a Sunday. I almost walked away, but figured what the hey and paid it. Nice mileage for $1s and $2s stageside full nude. This place had several hot…

My expectations were guarded about this club. HiLiter had been gobs of fun, but still a bit of a letdown (it would have been better in its heyday I’m sure).

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The club was easy to find. Had plenty of parking on a Friday day shift. No cover. The club was nice on the inside. It was actually the nicest of the 5 clubs I saw…

Club was easy to find, but the parking lot is right off an intersection so it's a bit of a funky turn. The entrance is a little strange, too. There isn't a lobby, per se…

"I believe that bear was wearing people's clothes."

• Josh Faraday (The Magnificent 7)

9:30 pm. On a Monday. I'm going to skip to the end because I have too many reviews to write to spend a…

Luna was the dancer on stage when I sat down in a stageside couch. Brunette cutie, responded to tips but was all business. She was followed up by a redhead with tats and glasses who's…

This club is in Laval, just North of Montreal island. There’s a huge sign. You can’t miss it, which is the only reason I went here since it wasn’t on TUSCL at the time. I…

This club is in a nondescript building in an industrial part of town. I almost drove by it even with a GPS. The parking lot is small, but it was mid-afternoon on a Friday so…

This club was the second and final stop in Augusta because there are only two clubs. It is around the corner from Discotheque, just off a main street. The emcee/bouncer was manning the door, and…

I had very, very low expectations for the is club. All of them were exceeded. Sometimes I think that people buy way too much into rumors on whether a town is good or bad for…

Dj Thought He Was The Star Of The Show. Fuck That Guy. Cost His Dancers $$$.

Memphis, Tennessee. Saffron was a black dancer who was friendly, tall and pretty. Kimber was a veteran blonde dancer. She…