What Did I Expect a 4:30 in the Morning?

Got here very late. They were still charging a cover. $10 cover charge at a little past 4 in the morning. Yes. That's ballsy.

Walked in and the place was bare. If there has been a decent vibe going on, that was a party I'd missed. What kind of establishment is empty at 4:30 in the morning on a Friday/Saturday? Kidding, of course. This was my last night in town, so it didn't really matter if the club was going to be dead I decided it was worth a look. I had driven here from Pony, so naturally it was a going to be a drop off since Pony is the highest rated and best club in town.

Did I mention this place was dead? So I walked in to take a quick look around. Open stages so the dancers could dance if they wanted to (or not). Mostly not. There was one dancer on stage in the middle of club basically dancing for herself. Good for her, I thought. That was Jessica. She was new. Blonde and curvy. Tipped her a dollar just because. She was really, really pressing for a dance. She was new, though, and I didn’t want to finish my night breaking in a new dancer.