Augusta's Hottest Corndog Show

This club was the second and final stop in Augusta because there are only two clubs. It is around the corner from Discotheque, just off a main street. The emcee/bouncer was manning the door, and gave a respectful and professional greeting. He then proceeded to undo a positive first impression by implying violence toward any customers who touched the dancers inappropriately. I was already at the bar, but didn't have a drink in my hand before the DJ started rambling and was already thinking about leaving.

The main bar was directly across from the entrance and took up a ton of space in the club. The dance stage was crammed in between the door wall and the bar, and was so close you could could almost put your feet on it while sitting at the bar. The stage was also table height, so you were looking down at the dancer from the bar. That wasn’t necessarily a bad thing, just trying to provide a visual. The dancer on stage went by Itty Bitty. She wasn’t itty bitty, but she had a hot body. Hair dyed was dyed red. Was tempted to pick up a table dance just because, but after the DJ had to say something random about bodily harm for touching the dancers I just said what's the point? The bartenders were both female, and the better one was busy moving between multiple customers at the other end of the bar.

The bartender closest to me seemed a little rude and standoffish. She was much more interested in downing a sizable corndog in a comically, unintentionally erotic way than getting me a drink. But it was erotic like imagining what what a female competitive hot dog eating champion could do to a guy's cock. So it wasn't that sexy, but was something to do while waiting for her to finish inhaling her meal on a stick in between talking (with a mouth full of food) to some pandering regulars. While this intricate display of good old-fashioned small townery was happening, there was still a dancer rolling around on stage completely naked. The show wasn't that terrible, but wasn't great and only 1 or 2 guys were near the stage tipping. The stage was a long wooden runway that somewhat resembled a game table (like for shuffleboard or table hockey). Since having a fully nude stripper writhing to music would be my vote for best use of a shuffleboard, there wasn’t anything obviously wrong with that. Just a little ghetto.