Reviews by wallanon
Submit a ReviewThe Bodyshop
11313 Maryland Avenue
Beltsville MD 20705
Classic Name, Somewhat Lame
I've been to a few clubs named Body Shop. They're not a chain, it's just one of those names that seems like a good one for a club I guess. I was there on a…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Assbestos)
Scarlett’s San Antonio
2023 Sable Ln
San Antonio, TX 78217
Too Many Hotheads, Avoid Unless You Like That Sort of Thing
PSA: Early morning on Thursday, August 27 at around 3:15am there was a shooting here. You can Google it, and a sample headline is "Security guard shoots man who fired AK-47 at XTC Cabaret, police…
5 commentslast: 11 mos ago(wallanon)
Players Club
4000 N PanAm Expy
San Antonio, TX 78219
Playboy Club: New Paradise Like the Old Paradise
There's a part of me that wanted to write a more detailed review, since the club is technically a new club. But the reality is the club doesn't really rate a deluxe review. It is…
Capisce Gentlemen's Club
9504 Perrin Beitel Rd
San Antonio, TX 78217
Day Before The Bars Shut Down Again, On With The Show...
Except for there was no show. This is one of the clubs I hadn't seen since the reopening after the COVID shutdown. So all of the bars (and that probably means strip clubs) in Texas…
Monte Carlo Adult Nightclub
2831 Northwest Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78230
Monte Carlo is a Solid Club for What It is. Know Before You Go.
TL;DR - If BYOB After Hours Strip Clubs are Your Thing, Have a Look. Watch Your Back. Post COVID lockdown in June 2020. No masks required at the time of visit. May have changed.
CURB…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(DrkChocolate)
San Antonio Men's Club
8244 Interchange Pkwy
San Antonio, TX 78218
That's More Like It. Past the Awkward Phase of Reopening.
Went by on a weeknight to see if anything had changed with the reopen. Girls were mostly tied up with customers, but would find their way over if you caught their attention. Club has been…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Osobear)
Sugar's
2731 Northwest Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78230
The Vibe at Sugar's is Closest to Pre-COVID in San Antonio
I've been here a few times since the reopen. The first time I walked in was the Saturday after they reopened, which would have been May the 23rd. The last time I went was sometime…
Perfect Ten
111 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, Texas 78216
Post-COVID: Not Perfect, but Worth a Look
Sunday afternoon. Club had been open for a couple of days. $5 cover. Something happened before they checked my id and took the cover charge. Think it was a temp check, but it's a little…
The Palace Gentlemen's Club
2482 NE Interstate 410 Loop
San Antonio, TX 78217
Post-COVID: Palace Is Open. Basically a Bikini Bar at the Moment.
Showed up on a Sunday. The club had been open for a couple of days. $10 cover and a touchless temperature check. Waitstaff and the doorgirl had masks on. Other staff did not. There was…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(wallanon)
All Stars
9440 Interstate 10 West
San Antonio, TX 78229
Saturday Night No-No
Parking lot not that full. $11 cover on night shift. Touchless temperature check with the forehead gun. No mask requirement for customers or staff. Red headed door girl had one on, but it didn't look…
Tiffany's Cabaret
8736 Wurzbach Rd
San Antonio, TX 78240
After COVID-19: Just a Decent Place to Go for Drinks and Eye Candy
Tiffany's hasn't been a place to go for thrills for a while now, but it's good for semi-cheap drinks and $5 lapdances that are better than $5 lapdances should be. That was pre-COVID-19. Now at…
Rick's Cabaret San Antonio
5418 Brewster St
San Antonio, TX 78233
Club is Open for Business. Limited But Put its Best Foot Forward.
Rick's reopened for night shift on Friday, May 22nd. A lot of places in Texas reopened on Friday, but San Antonio didn't really announce it that widely so word wasn't really getting around. Got there…
San Antonio Men's Club
8244 Interchange Pkwy
San Antonio, TX 78218
Club is Open for Business. Business is Different for Now.
Mens Club is one of the larger clubs in San Antonio. When operating normally it's one of the two best clubs in town (best if you look at it one way, next best if you…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Ted1982)
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
TL;DR - This Visit to Penthouse Club Sucked.
It's been a while since I've gotten to write a good old fashioned negative review. This club used to be a Scores way back when. I didn't like it. Now it's a Penthouse Club, and…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Specialj)
Players Club
821 North Point Rd
Baltimore, MD 21237
Remembering What Was, Accepting What Is
The fundamental things I liked about this club are still there. Full nude stage dances. Pussy inches away while stage tipping on women you actually want to have that close to you. $30 hands on…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(zero100)
Showcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, MD 20705
Showcase Is as Showcase Was - Dated, but Reliable
I parked in the lot alongside of the club inside the fence. Really early or really late there will typically be spaces in there. If you've ever spent time at Showcase, walking into this club…
Capisce Gentlemen's Club
9504 Perrin Beitel Rd
San Antonio, TX 78217
Spicy Babes Rides Again after Recovering from the Emergency Room!
This club is the latest incarnation of the club which was last good when it was called Babes, and last decent when it was called Spice. When the club was called Emergency Room, someone was…
Kingdom
1417 St Laurent Blvd
Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S8
Canada
Tagged with a Higher Door Charge for Not Speaking French. OK Besides.
If there was one club in and around Montreal that could be called upscale, King’s Cabaret was it. Much like the other downtown strip clubs, this place is a glorified bar but had some nice…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Electronman)
King Henry VIII
13443 Crenshaw Blvd
Hawthorne, CA 90250
Club Was Just OK, But Found a Dancer I Liked
This club is at the corner of Crenshaw and West 135th Street in South Los Angeles. That’s around locales such as Hawthorne, Garndena, and Compton. If you’re down there trolling for strip clubs, just be…
Doric
1350 Rue Saint-Joseph
LeMoyne, QC J4P 3M5
Canada
Can a Club Simultaneously Feel Like a Biker Bar and Old Western Saloon?
I have found the answer to a trivia question no one would ever want to ask, and that answer is Club Doric. Don’t know the drink prices because I never made it to the bar.…
Bar Salon Le Vegas
2326 Boulevard Marie-Victorin, Longueuil, QC J4G 1B4, Canada*
Speak French or Prepare to be Ignored
This is the only club I didn’t really feel comfortable in at all while in Montreal. I’d imagine this would have been the scenario if I had pressed further into Laval than Pink Paradise (R.I.P.)…
Le Vignoble
2100 Avenue Mario
Brossard, QC J4Y 1T1
The Club is in the Basement. This is an Important Detail.
Drove by this club for the first time on a Sunday during the day, on my way out towards Marieville. I drove right by the club on the first pass because it looks like someone’s…
Cabaret Les Amazones
6820 Rue Saint-Jacques
Montréal, QC H4B 1V3
Out of Towners Avoid. It’s a Locals Only Place.
I’m not going to spend a lot of time on this club. If all you’re looking for is a cheap good times in dance booths, maybe give this place a go. Otherwise avoid.
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