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3 years ago
"He passed away years ago, but I still hold a grudge."
Does jack still have a dead person on ignore?
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3 years ago
Did someone really just make an account in 2021 to reply to a five year old thread from 2016? Hi EdViga, have you met the TUSCLer who claims to be the king of lapdances? What's funny is TheeOSU's comment could have been from yesterday.
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3 years ago
Here it is. It's posted on the club discussion board. The club listing says Pure Gold Raleigh, but it's the one in Cary. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=76338
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3 years ago
This just got talked about a few weeks ago. I'll see if I can dig it up...
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3 years ago
"I only take cash"
Good call.
"first time for all of us"
Let's see. This is what I would say to a younger guy, but it never hurts walk through the basics again. Look out for each other. Try to stay with it enough so at least one of you remembers what happens. If you take pictures and video, try to keep in mind who else is around. Don't post anything online until you are sober. And maybe not at all. If you haven't had "the talk" with your friends about what stays in the group, think about doing that.
This is going to sound silly, but don't fight over a stripper. Not with a friend. Not with anybody. Don't go hunting for sex, but don't be scared to let a dancer push limits so long as you both agree to what's happening. Create a good memory. My buddies and I still crack ourselves up about the old club days when the wives, kids, and nu-friends aren't around.
Have fun. And ditto what CMI said. Let us know how it goes.
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3 years ago
Have your friends been in clubs before, or is it a new thing for everyone? It's really hard to screw up a club visit if you A) take enough money to have fun and B) don't cross management. All the advice you're getting about how to behave is B. If your friends know the lay of the land and you trust them, just go with the flow and follow their lead.
Friendly advice. If it's your first time do not let your friends get you up on stage for a lapdance. That rarely ends well.
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3 years ago
"Funny thing is my weed dealer is now an Opthamologist, my ex-girlfriend a medical doctor and one of my frat buddies a District Attorney."
Not really. Some people choose to grow up. Good for those who can find success and contentment in life.
I might be living my best year now, but I'll have to see how it turns out. If it wins I'll bump the thread. Otherwise it's probably something around 2000 or 2001.
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3 years ago
"Police said Rivera-Diaz showed no remorse and acted shocked he was being arrested for child neglect."
Nothing else to really say other than the guy is a scumbag. Kids don't get to choose who their parents are.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
"This group isn't really about strip clubs."
Actually it is. But somehow it's more interesting for many TUSCLers to put labels on each other and bicker instead of appreciating that people from so many different walks of life all found their way here to talk about their hobby. Just like anything else in life, there's good and bad that comes with the experience on the boards.
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3 years ago
Good on the TUSCLers who were around and helped this guy besmitty find his way down in TJ.
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3 years ago
You should put that in a bonus question. Would blahblah hold your hand before or after she stabs you? Or carry one off like a trophy. Would that count as holding it?
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Here's what I find interesting about the AOC vitriol on the TUSCL boards. I just glance at it because I find most of the politics of the forum members to be tedious, because I find most politics to be tedious. We have years and years of strip club customer posts on TUSCL looking the other way on beliefs dancers hold because they're walking, talking glory holes with interchangeable faces. That's not diminishing dancers, who are among my favorite people because even the lousy ones understand things about humanity that most others don't. It's the reality of what's underneath the widely varying quality of expression here.
Yet for this random elected person it's not possible to say she's bangable so long as she doesn't talk? Obviously some people aren't going to find her attractive, but a room full of horndogs that keep screaming they won't even consider a dip because they hates her so much is a little zany.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Do you know how you know you're hot? You can Google your initials and the word "hot" and bunch o' pics of you looking hot fall out.
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3 years ago
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I know we shouldn't feed the trolls, but that was pretty funny.
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3 years ago
"Just when I thought “man I’m bored today” there’s obviously at least one person more bored than me. Someone searching for furniture to have sex on, with a goat."
Shailynn wrote this on the other thread so all I need to do now is LOL.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Thanks to goldmongerATL's link my device is probably going to get hacked any second, but yeah AOC's a hottie.
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3 years ago
Thanks for that, CMI. I was trying to make a funny in another thread but then couldn't remember what that account was called.
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3 years ago
This thread is great. Bump.
"I apologize as I’m not familiar with your texting slang. I have no idea what you mean by “ FRMOS”."
LOL
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3 years ago
Wasn't there a troll account Ghostofalucard for a while? Did I imagine this?
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3 years ago
There's about three threads I've written replies on and not posted in the past few minutes. This one I just have to day something about. If a woman is straddling your head there's at least one way that doesn't have her asshole by your nose. Anything that's involving an ass that's been sitting on the same well used club furniture I've been sitting on ITC is a game time decision.
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3 years ago
So is the club suing the town?
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3 years ago
Whatever happens don't forget to share. This sounds like it's going to be epic.
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3 years ago
"Plus, Only One Nut, but I do remember a video being taken. Too drunk or roofied for second nut. 1 1/2 hours trying. I do not have a copy of video yet, even when I do get a copy it still won’t be worth it."
How do you not have the video? Or how does someone not you have you on video that you haven't seen?
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3 years ago
Disgusted face. That is all.