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9 months ago
And here I thought Muddy was about to break the first rule of Fight Club...
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9 months ago
This is why you should seriously just walk out of the club if there's a problem. It doesn't matter who's in the right. It matters that it's time to leave.
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9 months ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I googled "black T-shirt girl" and if the Google doesn't know then it's just better to ask. What's that?
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9 months ago
"Gotta wonder if he really was getting dressed or if the poor girl was on top of him at the time."
Let's just tell the story that way. None of that Corleone falling over in the garden stuff.
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9 months ago
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rickthelionStraight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
I prefer my brain unexploded and will choose to believe you later, thanks. Lol
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9 months ago
I thought the clubs in Baton Rouge were underrated, but that was pre-COVID. New Orleans used to be great for clubs, but in more recent years I thought it was mostly hype. I think Mississippi in general is a pass. I've only done the Nashville and Memphis clubs in Tennessee. The girls seemed to like the Nashville clubs but they weren't really my speed. Memphis I throw in with MS as places to avoid. The only Alabama clubs I've seen that I like are around Huntsville. There's enough money there for the clubs to stock up on decent talent. There's plenty of others here who can speak to Georgia and the Carolinas.
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9 months ago
Was FONDL Friend Of Naked Dancing Ladies or Fan Of Naked Dancing Ladies? I did this from memory so it might be neither.
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9 months ago
DandyDan and nj_pete are still holding things down for old guard. And then there were five.
nj_pete didn't know this, but his writing style is among those I modeled mine after when I first started posting reviews way back when.
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9 months ago
"I don't mind sloppy seconds."
Dude I don't have a friend in the world where I'm ok with his jizz on me. That's even in the unlikely event I'm doing the same girl at the same time. Hell, I wouldn't even want my jizz touching his if we came on the same face. I got boundaries lol.
Strangers are whatever. What I don't know might hurt me but there's no one to blame. Monger logic is undefeated lol.
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9 months ago
"Side note - I know of a guy who recently left his wife here in America to move to Thailand and married a prostitute. Still trying to wrap my head around that one."
I thought you were married lol.
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9 months ago
I'll be honest about it, and if I had my druthers I'd club with at least a wingman most of the time. Or be the wingman. I get bored and tired of turning girls away. But it needs to be a guy who's got his club shit together, especially at a road club. Depending on how many days I have in town my approach to clubbing can vary and it helps if the other dudes around can adapt.
Before I'd be fine with a random dancer sitting and chatting, but am only really good with it now if she's a girl or waitress I know well who's legit killing time, a dancer who says she's good on bank for her shift, or one I'm going to spend decent money on. Over the years I've been that guy who walked out with too much cash because a dancer never walked over, so try to make sure other dudes get a look if they've been sitting a while. Even now I'll only make the effort to talk with a dancer who doesn't come over first if I'll be in town long enough for it to matter. Used to be I'd try and redeem a visit with at least one lapdance but now I don't care. What's one more dance after thousands and thousands?
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9 months ago
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rickthelionStraight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Is Snerzy an actual thing? And did I actually just type that? On a different note, did anyone see rickthelion as being the last troll standing on TUSCL? We should've taken bets on that.
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9 months ago
I've said before I started on TUSCL in my 20's and that was about 20 years ago. Spent my first money on strippers in my teens because clubs in my town didn't card (and didn't care) back then. I'd say the age range for women I find genuinely attractive is 20's to 50's.
18 to 20 year olds are usually a no fly zone for me because they can't drink and aren't that interesting to talk with unless I'm setting things up to get in their panties. And at this point unless I somehow lose my mind and want to keep them around it's not fair or fun to mess with women at that age. I don't need the drama.
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9 months ago
It's an interesting post and I'm not going to do any research on it, but a simple reply is to say there are many customs people accept that have questionable origins. I don't usually tip dancers but don't make a big deal out of it if they ask. I'm not a person who tips big in general (I do tip food service workers) and for dancers I base it on what my goals are.
There was a situation where I went into a VIP prepared to tip $100 on top of what we'd already agreed to do, but found out in the middle that she was on her period so the entertainment wasn't quite was I was expecting (minimally a full nude show). She got less than that (without any discussion on it) but still got a tip because I want to keep things on good terms. When I first walked in she said she was about to do a room then didn't because of something the guy said (knowing the girl it probably wasn't no thanks) so I'm ok putting in a little extra to get what I'm looking for. I'm getting down to my last couple years doing all this hobby stuff anyway.
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9 months ago
Dougster was a poster a lot of people had an issue with, and then some claimed another user who showed up was Dougster under a new name.
DougS I don't really remember, but there's been plenty of quality contributors who weren't posting about topics or clubs I was paying attention to. When I looked the account up his stomping ground was Midwest and he was a Hip Hugger and Brad's Brass Flamingo guy in their heyday.
I only got to the Brass Flamingo once (not in its heyday) and could see what the fuss was about.
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9 months ago
Maybe rawhide missed all the discussions about blahblahs fondness for knives. But shot that shot lol.
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9 months ago
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
How dare the UW coaches decide to fuck hookers? In Houston? This is an outrage.
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9 months ago
I went to Mitzi's once because I was trying to finish a list but don't really remember it.
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9 months ago
Also wondering about this lol. Sounds a little crazy, although I remember in Europe there was a restaurant I went to with some coworkers and strippers basically walked in off the street and started performing at our table. If only I'd been at the peak of my powers then...
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9 months ago
I always thought you'd been here longer than me, minnow. And azdd I think I was just pretending all you Arizona guys didn't have things so good back then lol. I'd be completely broke if I was able to spend more time in Phoenix, Seattle, or Detroit way back when. The San Diego and San Francisco scenes were already in steep decline by the time I had cash to spend but there were still good times to be had.
I don't think so had an account on Z-bone but did read it, unless I had to make a login to read. Going back even further, besides Subraman (and kinda me) do we still have anyone around from the usenet days on ASS-C? I wasn't wallanon back then and actually don't remember my old handle anymore lol, but I was only really lurking back in those days.
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9 months ago
"I look at those early reviews, it’s so bad."
Better is relative and it's ok for things to improve over time. There's a lot of feedback that's been given over time (that founder has been very responsive to) that's helped shape this place. The reviews are longer now and the expectations are higher, and generally speaking need to meet a more restrictive criteria to get posted. That's generally ok, but a lot of the details are cribbed from other reviews now so a lot of it is window dressing.
If an experienced club goer walks into a club, declares it shit for time they're in the place, I'm fine with a short review if they can explain what the problem was. Sometimes a club is just having a bad day or a down shift. If someone is writing reviews about the same club over and over I'm also fine with them not rehashing their same description over and over (or copy pasting it for the diehards).
Casuals are writing reviews for free access and to try and share something useful in exchange for the access. For most people it's not a contest, but I'm ok with the people who put in extra effort so long as they keep in mind other people aren't as invested.
"When founder put in review grading that was the best thing he ever did."
A lot of what drove the community voting for reviews was people complaining about the amount of time it took to get reviews published, and for a vocal minority it was about quality. Some reviews were bad but a lot of them were ok and had useful details. That's really the bottom line. I'm ok with the voting system and like being able to comment on reviews as I vote, but I don't vote on them that often because others have that covered.
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9 months ago
I used to also talk shit about not being the old dude in the club, but I'm aware that I'm not that young guy with the jokes anymore. I'd like to say that I'm still in a grey area, but there's no grey when a baby stripper and I cross paths lol.
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9 months ago
shailynn there's one. ArtCollege gets his chip in a few months so let's count that. He'll get to 20 before me. Book Guy I thought was still posting once in a while. Lots of guys are over 10 years at this point so that's saying something.
"I got to admit it’s sort of odd to think about 2004 as two decades ago."
It's pretty crazy when I start to think about what I was into back then in my 20s and how much more there was to see and do lol. And I'd already done a ton of shit in the hobby even then. Just saw things differently in those days. It's not how time works, but it would've been fun to have some of the old TUSCL conversations over again with what I know now.
"That’s why I try to have as much fun as I can I’m well aware of that clock."
Dude shadowcat's in his 80s and still getting down. Keep your game face on and the good times will be there. But to your point I'm definitely enjoying all the moments as they come because I know how things are with each girl can and will change. I was just looking the other day at a couple of pictures from the last time I hung out with my first ATF (who I still know many years later) and lemme tell you time is right up there with death and taxes lol.
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9 months ago
If there's a dancer with same pasties on for two months I'm running the other way. That's worse than getting a face full of another guy's spit residue when she doesn't wipe off between customers. Maybe. On second thought it's a tie.
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9 months ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
There's one former dancer I've bought gifts for. Christmas, birthday, whatnot. And I don't really even remember how it started, but I've been seeing this girl for years now (like back when this thread was new). Small gifts and I've covered a few bills for her but she doesn't really ask for things. She's bought me small gifts. I suppose we're friends by now lol.
For other dancers I've bought outfits and sometimes shoes. Those all got put to good use, and as someone else said it's basically around the same cost as a few lapdances. When I look at how much to spend on dancers basically everything turns into comps for lapdances, vip sessions, or hookups with other girls. I've definitely done the Sally's asking for this much but that's 2 or 3 Suzies head math lol.
I don't count drinks, meals, random amusement expenses and hotel rooms. That's just the cost of doing business.