Comments by wallanon (page 17)

Denver used to be a great, great town for strip clubs. I suspect it's still is pretty good but not as obvious on how to get things done.

And yeah sometimes it's just about posture and um, experience? When some girls are still in their perky phase they're packing serious heat up top that you can't really appreciate until they're topless. And then...glorious.

gmd is bringing us all down. I thought we were about the fantasy here lol

"Also, if I’m always having to wait for certain girls to finish with other customers, then I know that dancer is probably not someone I want to spend time with anyway." I don't overthink it. Some girls you just need to have a little time with to see what the vibe is like. Popular dancers are popular for a reason, so if I have time to wait and think it's worth it I'll wait. I do that less and less now, but it happens.

"Of course I'll flag down a hot girl and immediately get dances, but no way I'm going to spend money to attract mechanical, transactional bitches." It's not one or the other. When I club I'm having to look at my time there versus anything else I need to be doing. My preference in a new club is to draw out as many girls as possible as quickly as I can to focus on the ones I think are most promising. I don't lose anything by chatting up a few extra girls if I'm on my game and not wasting their time or mine. You can't flag down a hot dancer you don't see because she's not on floor, and I don't usually have an hour to spare just to see which girls are in the stage rotation.

"Sometimes, I get dances from dancers I don't want to because I have turned down so many. You need to demonstrate that you have money and you are there to spend it on dances, or dancers will ignore you because they think you have no money or are just there to gawk." If I'm in a new club where there is no effort going on, I'll often pick the first available acceptable dancer to tip and dance with so the dancers on shift know I have money. I'll do this so that the dancers in back also get a heads up that there's money on the floor.

Not actually just for a room fee, even in Vegas. I think the biggest room fee I've ever done is between $200 and $300. During a tour of a club on Bourbon Street they had high priced rooms upstairs I'd have considered if they had a girl dressed who I wanted to take there. The club had just opened so they only had one dancer on the floor, and she wasn't playing. But I've done a lot of rooms in years where I drank a lot more, so it's possible I'm just forgetting. The "almost did" time I do remember was a club moment that changed my whole perspective on the Hobby. I'd been stuck in a low contact town for a while, but getting some results at a club that had gorgeous women. Some of them went the extra mile in full view of the cameras, but not many. Almost none. After getting a little frustrated I decided to finally pull the trigger on a room upstairs that was $500 or $600 just to get in (from what was being said in the club). I was taken to the manager and was told the room was members only. This was a club I'd been in enough to be recognized and had already been asked a few times if I wanted a membership. Long story short, the manager sent the girl away and said some thing like they'd been watching what I'd been doing in the rooms and I should've become a member a while ago. It's why they kept asking. Then I got offered a pretty sweet deal on a membership but was about to leave town lol. When I got back to my regular town I quickly picked up a membership at my favorite club there. It made a difference. TL;DR - It was not a exactly a low contact club, but you needed to know the special knock. They only tell you how to knock when they decide it's time.

The strippers I've met named Tiny were in fact petite. Let us know what you find.

And I'm sure it's just a coincidence that I was PinkSugarDoll's last dance before deciding to leave the business entirely. Completely unrelated lol.

"I hope and think we’ll meet again." I hope so, too. If anybody gets a chance to meet PSD while she's traveling you're in for a treat. Memorable to say the least, and for me it was great to spend time with someone who could engage on every level. Thanks to PSD for putting up with all of us and being a great contributor on TUSCL. It should go without saying if she's coming to a town near you circle it on your calendar.

Maybe it helps if she brings outfits that make her feel sexy? She's obviously not going to be in them the whole time, but dancers who I know around that age seem really focused on how they look literally at all times.

Ok I much prefer not to wade into things that have nothing to do with me (so sorry) but if it's going to get personal can that stuff stay off the public forum? Even if we're going to fight let's try to keep it "bro code" approved.

"The DMV/Baltimore is still superior to the options in NYC Metro, and maybe even LA." Maybe NYC, even though Long Island is a little underrated. On LA I'm gonna hafta disagree with you there, sir. There's a lot of clubs in LA and from the high-end to the dives there was fun to be had my last time through...but then again I haven't been there since the pandemic so maybe it is all balls now. But pre-pandemic LA stomped pre-pandemic Baltimore Metro for the strip club scene so I'd be surprised if it flipped. And I like the Baltimore/DMV clubs, but they're a shadow of what they were 10 to 20 years ago. Most major cities are like that now.

"Don’t feel like writing any more reviews.." I'm kinda there, too, but it's because the things I notice about clubs aren't that helpful to noobs and if I talk about what actually happened then I'm basically telling clubs who I am unless I sit on a review a while. Even then if it's a club I frequent I'm basically telling them who I am, so yeah. And in between is all the other stuff I don't care about like how much it cost to get in, whatever it is I paid for a drink to nurse so they'd stop asking me, what color the carpet was and whatever the diehards think I need to remember to prove I was there. Most times all I remember clearly anymore is which dancers I'm most likely to bang, and that's not going in a review because noobs lol.

So you're going to get two basic kinds of replies on this, guys who'll show up and try to help you and dudes who'll ridicule you and challenge you to level up. Maybe you'll even find some people agreeing with you, but I wouldn't be one of them. I just got done writing today about how there's too much "you're an idiot" happening on the boards, so instead I'll ask what your comps are what do you think is wrong? It sounds like the problem is you can't just walk into a club now and fall into a pussy if you trip. What do you consider to be high mileage?

"it seems participation in the site goes a long way more than just seniority." In a way I see that sentiment as good thing, because it implies inclusiveness in a forum that's often accused of being unwelcoming. But I don't necessarily agree with it. The people who've been around the longest don't usually talk about it, which is why I thought to ask. And other than Mighty Quinn all the 20 year guys have usernames I recognized right away. MQ hasn't really been on the boards much and clubs in a part of the country I don't get to much so that's why. On the participation front, there's a difference between participating and contributing. Some people can mistake always having something to say for having something worth saying. My preference is breadth and depth over volume. One complaint I see over and over again is the TUSCL board has run out of hobby topics to talk about, when most dudes here are probably lurking and never going to dive deep enough to swim beneath the surface level on the boards. How many ways can even the most verbose among us write about the customer 101 basics, yet another strip club visit, or "I got laid this week"? A lot of the best conversations happen off the boards in PMs and other channels, but in all seriousness some of you guys (especially the noobs) should be asking more meaningful questions that will help you in this hobby while some of the old guard is still here and inclined to help out. I'd vote for a forum of people who aren't friends but have interesting conversations any day over a bunch of dudes kissing each other's asses laughing at the same tired stories and jokes. I've made friends here, so I'm not saying there isn't value in that. However, in almost two decades of reading here there only seems to be two default modes of discussion in most threads ("yes I agree" or "you're an idiot") on the boards. We're better than that and the Hobby is supposed to be fun.

"The bitchiness of her attitude just was getting worse and worse. and she always seem to be so untrusting." I don't want to make this about Jascoi, but it's known for this type of behavior to be a clumsy and fucking annoying cover up for the accuser's cheating (or desire to cheat, get out of the relationship, etc). Truly miserable people tend to have an external locus of control, which means even if you help them out of their mental rut for a time eventually you'll be needing to constantly reaffirm them (or become the one they blame when they find the next thing to catastrophize about and you're tired of carrying their shit around).

This shouldn't need to be said, but smelling like you just took a bath in rubbing alcohol probably isn't going to help you either. But if you're in a jam and it's summertime rub your skin down with scentless wipes and then drive around on a hot day without the AC. The heat and your sweat will get rid of the alcohol smell on your skin. If you don't use scentless wipes and smell like aloe or some other shit then that's a you issue.

"People saying “leave that bitch” don’t realize it’s not always that simple." Not one person on this thread told the OP to leave his wife. That marriage doesn't sound like it's going through make it because of the age we live in, but he's a grown man and can decide what he wants. Dude asked half a question about smelling like another woman, somebody brought up something from their own situation about tracking which got a response, and then the OP came back and said he had the same problem. It's easier to have a conversation when the story isn't changing with every new post. To generalize this, when you've got an unreasonable partner who's constantly on you and accusing you of being unfaithful you should consider what's going on inside their heads.

"Girls LOVE when you say "nah...not with you, but could you run an errand for me and send over another girl?". Try it ... let us know how it works out for you. :-)" This happened the other night. Went to a club looking for a dancer I used to know when she was a baby stripper who's back in town. When I finally spotted her I was too far away to casually get her attention, so the dancer sitting with me offered to get her in the locker room. And there wasn't even a fight lol. It's so much better when I don't have to ask.

Yes. There was a beautiful dancer who was over 6 ft tall and 200+ pounds. Gorgeous but just a big human being. I tried to politely take a pass, but was convinced by a "if you don't like the dance it's free" and tits that were as big as my head. The dance was insanely good and if I still wasn't in my ITC-only phase that would've been an epic OTC challenge.

"Unless of course you see an endless supply of threesomes as a realistic possibility" I'm wallanon. Of course I see an endless supply of threesomes as a realistic possibility...

How did you find this video lol?

"LOL no license, just bribe us" Just some good ol boys, never meanin' no harm lol

"All of those solutions would require hard work and sacrifice, but not enough people are willing to make the hard decisions. Our current path, as a species, is unsustainable." Probably. But berating people on a titty bar website for lacking social responsibility is like barking at a dog.