Comments by wallanon (page 18)

"I'm screwed for the unforeseeable future. Until she leaves town for a few days this summer." That's not how geolocation works. It doesn't matter at all where she is it matters where your device is. She can track you from the moon. Fucking hell why ask a question that's completely not about the problem you're trying to solve? Rick Dugan is MIA but if he was around he'd tell you to grow some balls. Even so I digress. To solve your track my balls problem, make a friend you can actually trust to keep your phone while you're off fucking around. Tell them never to answer it, but if you're future ex-wife is blowing up your phone to send a text message that you're in a meeting and to fuck off. I'm half joking by the way, but the half that's typing is dead fucking serious lol.

Learn how to smile without looking like Jack Nicholson in the Shining and you'll do fine.

"But, I did have one fav who asked me to do dances with her first, so I wouldn't smell like a hundred sluts by the time I got around to her." Lol. A dancer plopped down next to me last night who smelled like 50 Shades of Sluts all by her damn self. We didn't get dances.

"what do you do about the Find My Friends (or find my device) app, or a car that reports its location through an app?" Tell that bitch no? I don't need a woman badly enough to put up with that shit. Plus anyone I'd get with now has to be okay with "wallanon" because it's too much of a hassle to keep it all separate. At least with how I've handled things since the pandemic. One of the girls I've started seeing is dropping hints like she wants off the market and (most likely stupidly) I'm not 100% opposed to the idea. Aside from being hot she's kidless, educated, and the right age. And I'm also not entirely convinced she's isn't more gay than bi lol. It's totally arbitrary, but the thing I'm most on the fence about is a well done but very large tattoo that's unhideable in a nice gown.

"Eh. It feels like I'm undressing a barbie doll. Less excitement of unwrapping a toy. More creepy for excitedly wanting to perv on a toy." There was a lot going on in this post lol. For me it depends on how complicated the outfit is. Sometimes I enjoy taking an outfit off if it looks really hot or if I bought it for her. I'll sometimes pick up something crotchless just so I don't have to bother lol. An awkward moment is discovering a girl has never worn nice lingerie and has no idea how to put it on properly. One particularly annoying time was when I gave an outfit to a girl who had a hot body (crazy hot) that I'd already shown to another girl but she didn't wear that day. Not only did I hear about it for weeks at least, but the girl who got it put it on wrong and I was trying to stay in the moment while cringing on the inside. The alternative was "sorry let's start over because it's taking too long to get your tits out"...

" Her reply was "why should I change just for you?" She's quite popular so clearly she doesn't need my pittance of LD fees." A few years later if she's still there remind her of that when she wipes the perfume off before your vip trip.

In every era of recorded human history people are there. You're making a valid point, but I'm trying to get laid today and distracted so thank goodness the world's oldest profession is also a constant lol.

If stripperlover777 isn't a bot I hope they're using ChatGPT to generate all this stuff spamming up the boards. It's like those reviews that go way overboard because someone forgot being first in a race no one else is running doesn't matter. In any case, at least the posts are on topic if too "stylized" for my tastes. Maybe this is how the youth troll these days...

Mighty Quinn has been around a while. Need to add you on the 20 year tuscler thread. The only time I run into an issue is when I'm trying to find a dancer at a new club beause she asked me to drop by. This week (yeah my new years resolution is already dead lol) I showed up and didn't know her new name, so was trying to describe her to other dancers who were like "no one fitting that description works here" lol. Luckily she walked out from vip and I recognized her ass immediately, but couldn't get her attention because the only name I could think to use was her actual name lol. The dancer I was sitting with was nice enough to go find her in the dressing room because it was close to closing time, but trailed her to the table just to make sure I hadn't picked the wrong ass and we actually knew each other...

You've already learned something helpful, and that is buying throwaway clothes if you can keep spare clothes somewhere like a gym or at work. Some of the less aware strippers layer on the scents and that stuff just doesn't come out of clothes fast enough. The girls don't care about what you're wearing so long as it's clean and doesn't stink. Other stuff: - A travel steamer can help you with that, but it's better to have other clothes if you're into grinding with perfumy dancers. - If you use a bar soap at home stop that immediately and use body wash. Keep the same body wash you use in a small travel container somewhere you can access it whereever you are. Half an ounce should do. If you have a stripper scent emergency it's better to smell like you than her. Just learn how long it takes or how much wiping you need to do to "age" it so it doesn't smell like you just took a shower. - Pick girls who don't smell like a Macy's perfume counter lol. - Scentless wipes can help, but that's more like break glass in case if emergency. - Smelly takeout food or a slip up at the gas pump are your options of last resort. Back when I cared if I could smell the girl before she got close to me she was sent away immediately. Others I would invite to sit beside me and casually check for perfume before I decided to let them on me. If I cared about speaking with them ever again I'd tell them they had on too much perfume for my tastes when I asked them to go. The ones who understood their market would seek me out the next time sans perfume.

"I just don't even see how this is news worthy" 1. Decline of civilization because everyone is overstimulated by too much information 2. People are nosy, escapist, and seek novelty 3. News is entertainment not education 4. News was never objective only exclusive 5. Anyone can publish now so the actual press is competing with idiots to survive Her mugshot looked better than the other photos the internet dug up, but she's definitely something a high school kid would've gotten props for bagging. My high school science teacher was way hotter than this but her husband had her knocked up all time lol.

"I am scared to click I don't want virus that breaks my phone forces me to buy new one no thanks" She's not scared of slicing dudes open like Sweeney Todd but gets nervous because Muddy can't post a link lol. Anyhow, if I'd had the body for it I'd have had no problem getting blown and paid by a bunch of attention starved women no problem. That could've funded all my bad habits. Actually I only have one bad habit and but it's a doozy...

Has stripperlover777 always been a bot?

So with steve23000 and mike710 we're up to 7. The Magnificent Seven of 20 plus'ers are: shadowcat ArtCollege shailynn DandyDan nj_pete steve3000 mike710 Who else is still loitering in the parking lot?

If TUSCL is still around in 10 years caseyx and CMI can dust this topic off...

And here I thought Muddy was about to break the first rule of Fight Club...

This is why you should seriously just walk out of the club if there's a problem. It doesn't matter who's in the right. It matters that it's time to leave.

I googled "black T-shirt girl" and if the Google doesn't know then it's just better to ask. What's that?

"Gotta wonder if he really was getting dressed or if the poor girl was on top of him at the time." Let's just tell the story that way. None of that Corleone falling over in the garden stuff.

I prefer my brain unexploded and will choose to believe you later, thanks. Lol

I thought the clubs in Baton Rouge were underrated, but that was pre-COVID. New Orleans used to be great for clubs, but in more recent years I thought it was mostly hype. I think Mississippi in general is a pass. I've only done the Nashville and Memphis clubs in Tennessee. The girls seemed to like the Nashville clubs but they weren't really my speed. Memphis I throw in with MS as places to avoid. The only Alabama clubs I've seen that I like are around Huntsville. There's enough money there for the clubs to stock up on decent talent. There's plenty of others here who can speak to Georgia and the Carolinas.

Was FONDL Friend Of Naked Dancing Ladies or Fan Of Naked Dancing Ladies? I did this from memory so it might be neither.

DandyDan and nj_pete are still holding things down for old guard. And then there were five. nj_pete didn't know this, but his writing style is among those I modeled mine after when I first started posting reviews way back when.

"I don't mind sloppy seconds." Dude I don't have a friend in the world where I'm ok with his jizz on me. That's even in the unlikely event I'm doing the same girl at the same time. Hell, I wouldn't even want my jizz touching his if we came on the same face. I got boundaries lol. Strangers are whatever. What I don't know might hurt me but there's no one to blame. Monger logic is undefeated lol.

"Side note - I know of a guy who recently left his wife here in America to move to Thailand and married a prostitute. Still trying to wrap my head around that one." I thought you were married lol.