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9 months ago
I'm still fine with using my real fake name. It's funny how many people I've never spoken with know it now when I walk into a local club. The COVID Stripper Diaspora is still a thing lol.
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9 months ago
I'm pretty sure I've been there, but it was years ago. Can't remember the exact road trip, but none of the clubs around Mobile weren't that great. The Huntsville clubs up in Northern AL are actually decent and the Birmingham clubs in Central AL had hot talent but not much action ITC when I was there.
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9 months ago
Thanks to the power of the internet I realize now I didn't give enough credit when she was in peak form. But she's definitely maintained the hotness. Not quite Liz Hurley and Salma Hayek levels of magic, but I'd wager she's had less work done.
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9 months ago
It's good for people to have goals.
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9 months ago
Lol. When I clubbed with my friends in college we definitely talked after but the rules were no sloppy seconds and never, ever go to the VIP at the same time.
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9 months ago
There's not a one size fits all answer here. If you're stalking a dancer don't stalk lol.
If I want to know if a dancer is in I'll ask at the door when I walk in. Those are clubs where I know the dancers and the staff has seen me around. If they've seen me around then they know the dancers are OK with me being told they're working to get money. I don't usually tell dancers I'm coming in ahead of time because I'm easily sidetracked. The last time I did the girl got totally drunk and had to leave early, but a hot dancer I'd been avoiding was there and glued herself to my lap. That story ended well so no complaints.
At places where I'm not known I probably wouldn't know the dancers well enough to ask for them anyway. I stopped reading reviews to pick out dancers try years ago, but if a dancer is mentioned over and over again I might listen out for her name. A funny thing happened the other day where a dancer I reached out to because I was in town did a "where are u?" so I showed up and she was nowhere to be found.
I really wanted to bang this dancer so I gave her about a half an hour to write back after I showed up, then asked the door girl if Buffy was around. One of the door guys literally stuck his head through the cashier window to yell at her "you can't tell him that!". She probably remembered I'd dropped a managers pass when I walked in (night cover is over $30 bucks so I actually kept the ones for this club) so she glanced over in the guy's direction and said quietly "I think she is". And she was. Just doing a vip room when I walked in.
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9 months ago
There's a dancer I'm a fan of who has a little underarm bo issue. Not horrible, but she's not a big perfume or deodorant person. It turns out I like the way she stinks so it isn't a problem for me, but both times I've done a vip with her I've noticed it. When I saw her otc I didn't smell the bo, so it's probably a stage dance thing where she doesn't prioritize freshening up after she's on stage. The dancer in question is a bit of a free spirit, so I should probably just be glad she's not rocking hairy pits.
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9 months ago
Don't press. I forgot that one last week to awkwardly hilarious results, but the misstep directly led to much better results than if I'd gotten what I thought I wanted.
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9 months ago
Sure.
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9 months ago
nicespice: "And I took that personally..."
bigbootyliker: "nothing is work if it's not paid." - except volunteer work. I also thought paid sex worker was a little redundant because they have common words for the unpaid ones, but why not dust off the old troll button once in a while?
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9 months ago
Lol. rattdog walked right into that one.
Sex Worker is a category. Escort and Stripper are sub-categories of Sex Worker. People can be in multiple categories at the same time, so your girl who spends most of her time as an Escort can strip as a side gig or the other way around. Most strippers I know who also work as escorts meet their clients at the club or via referrals.
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9 months ago
There was exactly one comment on the news article, which said, "Why would apply to a strip club if you didn't want to be surrounded by women selling their bodies?"
j.m.w from Houston is all of us.
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9 months ago
You've written some recent reviews and the details are there if you have vip status. If you can't find a way to get laid in Philly or Jersey on your own when you have all of tuscl to draw from just turn in your monger card. Or at least learn how PMs work lol.
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9 months ago
"Bar As Shabby As The Girls" is the review I think you're referring to. Let's just say for the sake of conversation that all the dancers are in fact fugly except for one, then you did single out everyone in reverse. But it's a review site and that's what you saw, so write it up the way you'd like.
Much worse has been written about dancers in a review here, and by name, but it's easy to see how dancers putting their bodies out there to earn money could take offense. The comment put on your review also wasn't that harsh. It stated a fact in less than flattering terms, and clearly stung enough for you to post about it here seeking reassurance.
You wrote some jokes, she had a joke of her own, and not everyone found them funny. All in a day's work in the land of tuscl.
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9 months ago
"If I'm in a town that does pasties, I have to really want some boob action to start messing around with goo. Otherwise I just go with the flow."
It's always fun to read my own words years later on a topic. Some of these younger dancers are layering on the paint like it's an art school project. If you don't want them messed with just don't show them lol. But since I'm stuck in club purgatory right now I've just learned to appreciate the taste of latex. Eventually the tongue gets to what it wants... but the better dancers just use stickers so they can pick and choose who gets the nips
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9 months ago
Those are more like hidden bonuses Santiago lol. Don't spoil the ending.
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9 months ago
There isn't really a club in Baltimore I'd consider a must visit anymore. For tourists the Ritz is at Fells Point and has free street parking nearby, but it's only open at night. The girls are mid-range but you'll get decent strip club experience. I tried it earlier this year and it was about $10 to get in I think on a Tuesday. On dayshift the club you'll want to try is either Penthouse Club in downtown or GGC on the outskirts. Both clubs have free parking and low or no cover during the day. Girls are better than other clubs in the area and you can get decent grind for not a lot of money. PHC has stupidly high lapdance prices ($40 a song) so if you have enough for a vip room upstairs just do that. Fantasies is ok but generic. It has some gems and the vip can be worth it. Other than PHC I spend most of my time at clubs in the county now when in town.
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10 months ago
"remember nicespice was 18 for 10 years"
Isn't she still 18?
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10 months ago
"Do u people collect anything besides porn?"
Not really. I wouldn't say it's worth much but took a little time and money to put together.
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10 months ago
"It may be misogynistic, but it seems like, if they are in the extras business, they should bring the tools."
I'd only use their rubbers if I don't have one (or they insist) and the one they show is a brand I'm OK with. It's been years since I ran into a girl who insisted on using hers (and she had a very specific reason that made as much sense as anything does in a club). I don't really do ITC anymore unless it's the only option for something I really want.
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10 months ago
I guess links on the site work differently now. You get the idea.
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10 months ago
I think it's called an assjob. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+job
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10 months ago
Go with that you think you can handle. Your risk tolerance can change over time. Just start with rubbers if it's on your mind that much
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10 months ago
"What's the upshot?"
It's basically the same as ours. He's getting to bang the same girl you like to bang. Different reasons. And it's not necessarily better on the other side. Unless you're a wannabe pimp, would you want to be the guy at home while your girl's out catching dicks so she can have her own money on the side?
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10 months ago
Did PuddyTat69 used to be somebody else?