The Final Countdown
Hello, men, it has been a while.
So long, in fact, that I have not danced in a club in over a year. I *accidentally* got a really good job, whoopsie. Now I have very little free time to travel and where I live just doesn’t have very good options for dancing without driving a pretty good ways.
The next year to 18 months is going to be the end of it for me, and I feel pretty sad. I look at the girls around me that I’ve known for a really long time and I’m just about the last one standing, which is kinda what happens with this job anyway. One of my really good friends is a very famous p0rnstar and even she got fat this year, 🫤🫤 getting older when you’re expected to stay extremely beautiful is hard!
I read a thread on Stripper Web once that was about “what do you miss the most once you stopped dancing?” Man, the stuff on that page just broke my heart. One day I’ll tell you my answers, even now I think about how it’s been a whole lifetime of dancing for me and I have memories that are OLD lol. I have nostalgic moments, and songs that remind me of great times that I’ve had. I have come out of this job (almost!) with a heathy mental state, a good financial situation, I’m tough and smart, I paid for and completed college twice, and it’s been a pretty good time for me. I only mention that because a lot of guys here talk down on dancers like they’re fucked up losers, junkies, and sluts. I’m none of those things, and I’ve been at this a while.
The last person I gave a dance to was Wallanon. I had a great time, he was a gentleman and I also enjoyed myself. I hope and think we’ll meet again.💕
But if you see me say on here I’m coming to your city, it may be the last time.
Wish me luck!
So long, in fact, that I have not danced in a club in over a year. I *accidentally* got a really good job, whoopsie. Now I have very little free time to travel and where I live just doesn’t have very good options for dancing without driving a pretty good ways.
The next year to 18 months is going to be the end of it for me, and I feel pretty sad. I look at the girls around me that I’ve known for a really long time and I’m just about the last one standing, which is kinda what happens with this job anyway. One of my really good friends is a very famous p0rnstar and even she got fat this year, 🫤🫤 getting older when you’re expected to stay extremely beautiful is hard!
I read a thread on Stripper Web once that was about “what do you miss the most once you stopped dancing?” Man, the stuff on that page just broke my heart. One day I’ll tell you my answers, even now I think about how it’s been a whole lifetime of dancing for me and I have memories that are OLD lol. I have nostalgic moments, and songs that remind me of great times that I’ve had. I have come out of this job (almost!) with a heathy mental state, a good financial situation, I’m tough and smart, I paid for and completed college twice, and it’s been a pretty good time for me. I only mention that because a lot of guys here talk down on dancers like they’re fucked up losers, junkies, and sluts. I’m none of those things, and I’ve been at this a while.
The last person I gave a dance to was Wallanon. I had a great time, he was a gentleman and I also enjoyed myself. I hope and think we’ll meet again.💕
But if you see me say on here I’m coming to your city, it may be the last time.
Wish me luck!
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Tis unfortunate that some men talk down re dancers.
Lucky Wallanon
Also, wallanon is a lucky bastard.
Modeling has ….changed…. since I first started doing it. I did it before bc it was fun! And, not everyone could do it (including photographers), you had to be gorgeous, nothing was just amateur, and, you got paid! Idc about onlyfans and making $3 off a subscription, especially for the time investment required, that people expect the *most* for little money, and that your content is shareable and out there forever. Pass.
I prolly will go to St. Louis most, possibly Dallas, possibly NC, possibly Phoenix. And I heard of a weird small town in Indiana that I want to try.
Thank you for your kind comments, it’s really nice to hear that from you. ❤️
P. S. Wallanon is a good guy
You might be able to make at least decent side money on OF even with PG content, if you tied in your interest in cars. The big money seems to be in being both gorgeous and relatable. Desperate women from poor countries will always end up with the guys who want max raunch for the buck. I've read there are a lot of guys that will pay a high subscription if you respond to their (frequent) DMs fairly quickly. But, the only way to do it is creepy, you have to hire chatters to pretend to be you and respond to them.
But regarding OF—I have a marketing degree, if I wanted to make money there I feel it is within my grasp—what you described of how to be good at it, I want nothing to do with any of that. I am not desperate or from a poor country and in my own experiences with social media and working ITC I have been asked many times for max raunch for the buck. This type of person who solicits that is not discriminating. 🙃🙃
Zero interest in OF, I do not care what the potential is for me, zero interest, I don’t want to do the things you have to do to make money on OF. The end.
What is club coyote….
She said she goes to Evansville, IN, and I really know nothing about it besides that it’s a shorter drive than STL by a lot, and probably very cheap house fee, too.
My job now—I work in automotive, can you believe it?? I don’t wrench though. I work in a superstore type dealership and I do logistics, inventory (as in vehicle inventory), I manage all the lower support people and I do all the titling. It is very busy and fast paced and I love it.❤️
Also I have done my own brakes for about the last 5 years.
And, I bought a Nismo Juke for my daily car, it is the weirdest car ever. And I hate it. Lol.
Does anyone remember that club in like…Mobile maybe? Or Montgomery? The Candy Store? That looked like a total shithole on the outside? Club Coyote looks like the same as that club. VERY PROMISING. But no, that was not where I was planning on working.
Candy store closed I actually tried to go a couple weeks ago.
One thing PSD just cause you leaving dancing don’t mean you can’t still bs around on here on TUSCL. But fuck it just follow the fun I’m sure dancing was a good time looks like fun job in all honesty as long you avoid ghetto bullshit, now time for a new chapter soon wish you luck in that.
I think not every dancer gets along swell with the PL’s on her but I never heard a PL on here say a cross word about PSD. Definitely one of the good ones. Although full disclosure PSD’s line “Gauc is extra” triggers my cheap bargain bin Dave Ramsey listening ass lol. Yeah I admit it fuck it but hey then again I’m in other dugout.
One question, what was the best strip club you ever worked at would you say?
Congrats on things going well, and hope that final tour ends up being awesome!
Now that I am not dancing I have anxiety very, very little. So that part of dancing is not fun.
It’s also expensive to be a dancer, all the beauty things you do are pretty big money and unfortunately I’ve not changed my ways about those things 😬 but it makes me happy to feel good about myself, just being honest.
My ultimate strip club list, in no order:
Sapphire
Penthouse on Bourbon
Stars in Beaverton (RIP)
Penthouse Tampa
Stilettos in Harlingen/Brownsville
Honorable mention for both Penthouse and Diamond in STL
Honorable mention for lil ole’ Secrets in Fayetteville 💕
Places I worked that I made a lot of money but didn’t necessarily like:
Buck’s Fort Worth (very hard work for $20)
Men’s Club Charlotte (so many no-touch rules)
Kittens Seattle (the grossest shit hole I have been in)
Places that can fuck the fuck right off:
Houston and Austin 🖕
Mons 🖕 SUPER overrated
Myrtle Beach 🖕
And, I was very lucky to work in the club I worked at in Seattle for so many years, DJV in Tacoma. The customers were very good to me and I was able to go to college and give myself a very good life because of that club. ❤️
Fuck the fuck right off. 🖕
A couple of dancers I met, who bounce between clubs, danced at Club Coyote. They liked it OK (but not enough to stop bouncing).
Another fav was thinking about dancing in Evansville. She called all the clubs there. She thought the club fees and cut from the dances was high.
If I, a dancer from Seattle—where the club makes it’s money off of house fees because there’s no alcohol served, where the house fee is $160-$180–if I, a dancer from Seattle, am saying the house fee is high, the damn house fee IS HIGH.
The house fees in cheetah clubs are unreasonable.
I hope so, too. If anybody gets a chance to meet PSD while she's traveling you're in for a treat. Memorable to say the least, and for me it was great to spend time with someone who could engage on every level.
Thanks to PSD for putting up with all of us and being a great contributor on TUSCL. It should go without saying if she's coming to a town near you circle it on your calendar.
Their house fee was whatever % of anything under $400 and less as you made more but they taxed you before you got any money in your pocket, they charged you for regular dances and they charged you for rooms then they took a percentage after that. I don’t remember the specifics but you can go read my review on Thee Doll House at Myrtle if you want to know. It was a hustle for sure.
In the south it is also a thing where they want to keep track of your dances and you owe the dj 20% of what you earn. Absolutely not. I worked at a place like that ONCE and I tipped the DJ $20 because the contract said $20 or 20%. I figured that meant if you don’t make $100, you tip 20%. They confronted me at the door and said you need to pay him, I said, I will not be doing that, goodbye.
You can also easily owe a high house fee if you like to start your shift late at night, during prime time. I like to start early and leave early so that never affected me. ☺️
Phx!