newmark

Three and a half is the perfect time. Don't try before then. You will appear overly anxious. Don't wait until the fourth song is…

Saggy

Were the naked women having sex in the unlicensed kitchen?

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I guess it depends on the club. Sometimes it results in lower mileage, but at other places, nobody cares.

It all depends on which pole she is using.

My favorite trick is called hide the pole.

I am a big fan.

I generally only report on the details of the parking, layout, etc if I found them different from previous reviews.

They aren't trying to legislate morality, CG. They are grabbing for a slice of the pie.

The particles were actually moving faster than the speed of Farmerart's big dick.

I'm still going with shill.

It is pretty simple:

She will fuck me = 10
She will only suck me = 9
She will only do a hand job = 8
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Maybe they are going to take Chris Rock's advice and dump the idea of gun control in favor of bullet control.

I feel okay posting…

I wouldn't pay extra but wouldn't be grossed out either. I will have to look into the bodily fluids thing. For some reason I…

The feeling of cum in pants is wet and sticky.

Lame and doesn't even feel good.

I think we were fucked before Obama took office, and we'll still be fucked when he leaves office. We may as well go get…

He wasn't fooling anybody before he came out.

I am with EarlTee. I hate smoke but love tits. If I have an option, I will take the non-smoker. If not, I'll settle…

Ding ding ding! Jackslash nailed it.

Pussy smells much better than SPAM

WWPMI, you can get $10 dances during the day in at least one Las Vegas club, Cheetah's. I have had them. They are worth…

I would love to, but I am too concerned about smells (alcohol, smoke, pot, perfume, etc) and stains (makeup, lipstick, glitter, etc).

OMG I think I just had the best orgasm of my life. Was it you leaving or you calling me an ass? We may…

TF is that you are a shill. If a new user comes on a website and posts links to a commercial site, they are…