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Strippers who smoke at work or on the job

flipcup
Washington
Maybe this is just me but when a girl sits on my lap right after shes smoked I find it completely disgusting and a big turn off. As a non-smoker the last thing I want to do is give you $$ of my hard earned dollars while you, "the human ashtray" grind on me and make me vomit in my mouth. Do us a favor and QUIT! You'll smell better, maintain those good looks a lot longer, and best of all customers like me might buy a dance from you.

I figure that your paying $7-8 per pack, not getting paid, and hurting your looks. Its completely backwards that you smoke especially at work. Get some gum or a patch.

I've noticed some girls try to cover up or freshen up after smoking. IT doesn't work. One time a girl came up to me after smoking and she had used Listerine after her smoke break. Her and her breath smelled like smoke covered in Listerine.

Sorry for the rant. I was at a club recently and this really nice girl wanted me to get a dance and she smelled like she just smoked a pack of Lucky's. YUCK! I felt bad.

Anyone else out there with me on this one?

28 comments

  • dalex
    12 years ago
    ... you do know we're talking about strippers, right?

  • motorhead
    12 years ago
    Yes, I'm am with you on this one. Well, sort of....

    I've been going to clubs for a long time (a really long time) and I decided I have to learn to put up with a few things I hate if I want the company of naked women:


    •smoking
    •tattoos
    •piercings
    •loud music


  • DandyDan
    12 years ago
    That all sounds nice in theory but as a practical matter, you're never going to get any of them to quit. While I think it's a negative, it's not such a negative that I won't tolerate one who smokes.
  • Ermita_Nights
    12 years ago
    Sniff before you buy.
  • farmerart
    12 years ago
    Close to being a deal breaker for me but my sense of smell has been compromised by 45 years of oil patch crap up my nostrils. Even so I will shun a dancer whose smoke aura penetrates my defences.
  • cnyknight
    12 years ago
    i agree, i dont smoke either and hate the smell but its a fact of stripclub life
  • rickdugan
    12 years ago
    I don't know too many dancers who do not smoke. I don't know flip, but if you want to enjoy the full range of dancer flesh available then you may need to toughen up a bit. If it is something that you just cannot get over, then you will just have to seek out that small % of dancers who do not smoke, though be forewarned that even some of the non-tobacco users still use weed.
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    12 years ago
    (Non-smoker here)

    ... in a perfect world the question "Do you smoke after sex?" would be answered by a sweet young thing looking under the covers, then smiling back at you with the word "YES!" And she would still have minty fresh breath along with her devilish smile ;-)

    Unfortunately I agree that the aura of smoke goes with the kind of gal who would peel their clothes off for random dirty old men and then go in the back room with strangers (again mostly older guys) and perform sexual acts for ca$h. Its part of that risk taking thing, not to mention the whole oral fixation- hey, remember if your at an extras club the cigarette isn't the only thing she's had in her mouth today that you wouldn't want in YOURS ;-) Yup, buzz kill but its a fact- and the orally fixated cigarette as phallic object thing is part of why some guys still have a smoking fetish and surgeon general be damned, there are still amateur porn galleries devoted to girls who smoke. Go figure!

    One guys turn off, another guys passion. I'm just happy that more and more clubs are smoke free
  • Clubber
    12 years ago
    Not a fan of smoking, however I do smoke cigars. You might be surprised how many dancers are interested in cigars and will spend time with you having one.
  • magicrat
    12 years ago
    Clubber....just don't go clubbing with Shadowcat and smoke cigars! Just kidding...he admittedly doesn't like them but has given me the ok to smoke one in his presence a couple times.
  • EarlTee
    12 years ago
    Not too long ago the air in clubs was thick with smoke from dancers and PLs. I hate smoke but I love tits, so I put up with it. A somewhat stinky dancer is a big improvement.
  • Clubber
    12 years ago
    magic,

    As I recall, the first time I met sc, I asked if it was ok to smoke one in PP. He said smoking wasn't allowed and also not enforced. So I did and all was well. A Dazzling experience on that trip.
  • jester214
    12 years ago
    What clubber said.
  • shadowcat
    12 years ago
    Clubber & magicrat - A dancer told me that if your dick was as big as your cigar, she might be intersted. :)
  • Clubber
    12 years ago
    sc,

    Take a good look at shadow! :)
  • newmark
    12 years ago
    I am with EarlTee. I hate smoke but love tits. If I have an option, I will take the non-smoker. If not, I'll settle for the smoker, as long as she is smoking tobacco and not weed.
  • Papi_Chulo
    12 years ago
    Nonsmoker here also and hate the smell of cigs.

    What bothers me more than a dancer smoking is when you are sitting next to another customer who is just smoking up a storm and you are having to inhale that shit b/c there may not be another seat in the busy club.

    I recall being very happy when I lived in Dallas and smoking was banned in all indoor establishments - in the mid-2000s or so.
  • sharkhunter
    12 years ago
    I don't like smoky clubs either but I don't want to stay home either. Cigar smoke stinks like crazy in my opinion and I've heard dancers say so. I prefer well ventilated clubs. At least that aspect seems to have improved. A little bit of regular smoke doesn't bother me nearly as much as cigar smoke. Finding dancers who don't smoke might be like looking for a needle in a haystack. I probably don't notice smoke on people in a smoky club because I'm already desensitized to it in a smoky club. When I get home I have to take a shower and get the clothes washed because smokes reeks off of every surface exposed to the stink. I even wear a different jacket because the smoke stink will stay on the jacket for a few days.

    However if I don't smell smoke or am not desensitized due to it, I smell all kinds of other disgusting smells on people everywhere. Perfumes can be overpowering. I often need to be at least 8 feet away from most people not to smell something outside of smoky clubs. Some people I need to be at least 15 feet away. Maybe I'm part vampire. I had a weird dream one time where something was telling me that animals could detect your scent and tell if you were a meat eater or not. I was told not to be around predatory animals without eating meat.
  • crazyjoe
    12 years ago
    If a hot dancer lights up just tell her to put that out because she is already smokin
  • crazyjoe
    12 years ago
    If sniff before you buy doesn't work then try scratch and sniff before you buy
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    12 years ago
    I concur with Motorhead. I don't like dancers who smoke or who have tats, but I'll tolerate a little of either. My four major faves don't smoke and don't have tats, either. I like it that way. Those are among the reasons I've been a regular of those four girls for five to nine years, now.

    Fortunately, the two states I've lived in (CA and WA) since I started club-going have prohibited indoor smoking. Occasionally, a dancer will come up to me who had been outside, smoking on her break, and then covered the smoke breath with Altoids. That seems to work fairly well, but I can still detect the odor of cigarette smoke.
  • smokeshopjoe
    12 years ago
    Shockingly as my name implies I did work at a smoke shop so to me Couldn't give a fuck. In fact I would prefer smoke to the smell of something in between 10 year old girl playing with perfume and 80 year old lady who cant tell how much she has put on anymore.
  • Tiredtraveler
    12 years ago
    I agree with Dalex!
  • gatorfan
    12 years ago
    Legalize weed
  • crazyjoe
    12 years ago
    Come to Colorado gator
  • Estafador
    12 years ago
    I wear a medical mask when shit like that gets overpowering. Fortunately didn't need to embaress myself in the club doing that. I'm sure I will in the future
  • georgmicrodong
    12 years ago
    I think you're severely limiting your selection of strippers. You're perfectly within your rights to do so, of course. Just seems a bit silly to me.

    Non-smoker here, too. Guess 30 years has just aclimatized me to it.
  • lopaw
    12 years ago
    IMHO it's something that you just have to anticipate and accept. Many strippers smoke....I won't miss out on a possibly great LD session because of a smoky smell. I used to be very adamant about not dancing with chimneys, but I've let up on that considerably when I've seen some of the LD's they gave others.
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