Comments by snowtime

I cannot stand Rap/Hip hop music. Undoubtedly that is because I am a 74 year old white gut that grew up on the Beatles and The Beach Boys. Since I still enjoy going to strip clubs I have no choice but to tolerate today's music.

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Motörhead and Drewcareypnw are 100% spot on . The Democrats in 2016 and yesterday quite possibly ran the ONLY two candidates who might not defeat Trump. How stupid can they be? Let's face it, about 40% of the country is going to vote Democratic no matter what, and an equal amount will do the same for the Republican side . That leaves 20% in the middle who will always decide the election . I am part of that Independent middle group and did not vote for either candidate this year because I thought both were bad for the country. However many in the middle had to choose between Hillary/Kamalla and Trump. For more than half, Trump was the lesser of two evils and that pushed him to a very improbable victory both times. Joe Biden ( at least 4 years ago ) was slightly more acceptable to the Independent voter and he eeked out a narrow win over Trump. Like Trump or hate him, Trump has so many negatives (mostly his arrogance) that any centrist Democrat ( like a Bill Clinton) would have crushed Trump by attracting a huge portion of the Independent voters. When the Democrats saw the Biden ship sink after the debate, the party elite quickly rammed Kamala down everyone's throat. Fearing they might lose the Black vote (which they would not) they went with Harris without even considering a moderate and easily electable candidate. The Democratic party's stupidity is beyond my comprehension. Since they didn't learn from their mistake in 2016, I doubt that they will learn from yesterday either. I fully suspect that they will roll out Kamalla again in 2028 and see their party lose to JD or whoever the Republicans throw out. They certainly deserve the result that should be obvious to most people.

I remember when I was in my 60's and my fellow Tuscl member Shadowcat was early 70's. At the time I wondered if I would still be active at that age.Well, I turned 74 in October and last week spent 3 hours I two clubs in Florida (reviews soon). The only things that prevent me from going more often are the rising lap dance prices and my limited time to travel to clubs. For most of my strip clubbing career, lap dances were $10. Now, the clubs I like charge $30 . Even with all the inflation, the increase seems hard to justify.

Thanks for the dancer perspective, something we don't get a lot of on TUSCL. I prefer full nude, no alcohol. Full nude with alcohol is fine, but I am not interested in drinking and the alcohol clubs obviously have more unacceptable behavior by some customers. At my old age I prefer a club that does not offer alcohol.

Landing strip or neatly trimmed triangle would be my preference, but bald is fine too. As others have said, the overall body type is more important to me in choosing a dancer. If a dancer is cute and petite (my preference) she will get my money, regardless of the hair situation.

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Not a big music guy, mostly listen to sports or sports talk. I don't know albums well enough to list, but my 3 artists would be: Cinderella Billy Joel Beatles

Eastcoaster, I hope you are right about the afternoon still having high mileage dances in $30 area. . Since I usually go during the day I that would be much easier on my wallet. I don't think I mentioned it , but the night time songs in the lapdance area seemed much shorter than I remember during the day. And I have also had good times at Doll House, but did not go this trip because only a few cars in the lot on Friday night indicated to me that the talent might be lacking. But I agree with you that the mileage at DH is always high. Just wish they could attract and keep some cute spinners.

The abundance of heavy/fat dancers is one of the reasons I have dramatically reduced my strip club visits in the last 10 years. When I first started going to strip clubs many years ago almost all of the dancers had nice fit bodies. Now that is becoming a rarity. Guess most of the fit ones have moved on to Only Fans and similar sites. Granted there are some customers who actually prefer the "curvy" or even obese dancers, but not me and I suspect not the majority of customers. Most of the recent reviews on TUSCL often note that the few spinners available seem to get the majority of the business. And I can't count the number of recent reviewers who have said they walked in a club and soon headed for the exit when the only dancers available were overweight. So yes, Book Guy , I would certainly agree with your observations. But Funonthaside is also probably correct that fat chicks give the best head. I am just not sure how guys get/stay aroused by them.

I am also 73 and wonder about when I will stop going to strip clubs. Because the type of dancer I like ,white spinners, has been rapidly declining in the last decade (only fans, web cams maybe?) I rarely go anymore although the desire is still there and the equipment (mostly) still works after prostate surgery. Also with dance prices and VIP prices escalating, I have a hard time justifying the $10/ minute I am paying these girls. I am not wealthy, but can afford the $30 dances, it just seems like I realize how long it took to earn $30 and that decreases my desire to participate. I actually think most of these dancers would make as much or more money if lap dances returned to the $10 range. Seems like dancers in Atlanta at Vivide, Hip Hugger in Kokomo, and others are constantly busy with $10 dances while at other clubs, the dancers constantly complain about no one getting lap dances. It's pretty simple economics, but the strip club world seems to ignore it. So in answer to the question posted, I have no plans to quit at 73, but certainly am much more selective about my strip club visits. As long as Shadowcat keeps going strong in his early 80's, I figure the rest of us can hang on for a while longer.

Agree with most that tit sucking is not an extra, especially in eyes of most TUSCL members. In my opinion extras start with HJ. Anything less than HJ should be considered part of lapdance at any decent club. Stick shifting should also be a non extra at a decent high mileage club.

5 decades. Maybe 10 states.

I bring in a wallet with the $20 and up bills. One ID (drivers license) and no credit cards. Never used or plan to use credit card in club. Also have a roll of $1 and $5 bills in my front pocket for drinks and stage tipping. I do bring my phone in to use when no acceptable dancers are available.

I am all for including the brothels and lingerie shops. If you don't want to read those reviews, don't do it. Based on earlier comments , It looks like a lot of us like the opportunity to read them. Especially for people who travel to areas with poor strip clubs, a lingerie place or brothel might be a welcome alternative.

I also paid $50 at Mustang Ranch in the 70's so that must have been the going rate then. It was pre AIDS but I seem to remember a cover was involved. Haven't been back since then and would never pay the prices ($1000 up) talked about in current reviews.

Congrats on the 300 reviews. Quite impressive. And "thanks" from one who probably read all 300 of them.

I had the same problem several weeks ago. I finally gave up when nothing happened when I hit submit button. I am also old and not good with tech stuff. Don't guess there is a way to retrieve the draft review. At some point I will rewrite it, but is much easier to do when the visit is fresh on mind.

Shadowcat: Glad to see you back in action. Would be interested to see if you get the same mileage as before on the floor dances. Hopefully you will report on those on your next visit whether that's later this week or next week.

Excellent review. I hope this club catches on as I live reasonably close to it. This club has had many names over the years including 24K you mentioned. It started out as a gay club ("Sweet Gum" or something like that) with stage shows by female impersonators. That is why they had the tiered seating, more of a theater atmosphere rather than club at that time.

9 straight dances for an 82 year old that was in the hospital a few weeks ago. You are still THE man.

Your review seems 100% accurate from everything I hear and read. Especially like your very appropriate comment that CL is where you buy your Buddy a dance for revenge, not a gift. I live about 5 miles away and haven’t been back in 50 years. I don’t think much has changed. Most on TUSCL would not consider this what they think of as a strip club.

Thanks for the update, Bubba. Hope Shadow is back in action soon.

Sorry to hear about that. Hope you get well soon. Vivide crew will be expecting you back soon. Hope that happens quickly.

I rarely make comments, but for a first review, yours is about as good as it gets.