They're all just too fat!
Book Guy
I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Tuesday, July 23, 2024 11:16 PM
Is this a new thing? Am I going crazy? I have been to about six clubs in the last three weeks or so, and I can generalize, that there really are VERY FEW dancers who are not simply TOO FAT to be dancing.
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Let's not get crazy here. Is there any dude here who hasn't had a moment where they've thought "I don't really want to fuck her but I'd let her suck my dick"...?
@funonthaside In my experience fat chicks give the worst head because they just think "go to town, get all messy, technique doesn't matter." Professional chicks give the best head because they have a professional level of skill, and also are more generally professional about maintaining their bodies, IME.
BTW I won't try to prove you wrong because I'd have to engage in one or another sort of experiment, none of which seem palatable to me.
Its due to all the good looking normal bodied dancers aging out and quitting dancing. The 20+ year olds now are fat as hell. Mainly because of the "Body positve" movement which promotes being a big fat pig and a lot of simp guys who buy into it and start having a liking for fat slobs.
It also has a lot to do with these girls now trying to act black and that means having these fat hippo thighs and cellulite. Its a certain disgusting body style promoted by rap music and these youth basically have no standards so this is what you get. Fat slobs thinking they are hot shit. Reality is they are disgusting.
Good looking, in shape women is where I spend money in clubs, if I go to a club and its all fat bitches then I'm ducking out.
Granted there are some customers who actually prefer the "curvy" or even obese dancers, but not me and I suspect not the majority of customers. Most of the recent reviews on TUSCL often note that the few spinners available seem to get the majority of the business. And I can't count the number of recent reviewers who have said they walked in a club and soon headed for the exit when the only dancers available were overweight. So yes, Book Guy , I would certainly agree with your observations.
But Funonthaside is also probably correct that fat chicks give the best head. I am just not sure how guys get/stay aroused by them.
Judging by the smash or pass type threads around here, there is a strong lean towards thicker girls. Many even prefer the ones I'd call fat. I see similar outcomes in the club, the slim girls don't get the attention the bigger ones do. It works for me, since there are less folks to out bid.
"You look like her!"
"Fuck you!"
I've always liked girls with a fuller figure (not BBW), rather than the skeletons I see at so many places.
@wallanon - I've thought that about many girls. I can lay back and close my eyes.
Nope, not just his area.
Way too many fatties dancing in my area too.
I don't try to justify this feeling. I certainly don't express it. I don't really claim it's rational or something I'm allowed to propagate onto other people. I'm just saying, this is the first thing that automatically pops into my head.
So, among the (approx.) 100 dancers I've seen in the last month, I guess the following. 90 are as heavy as Alexis Texas, or heavier.
So that's fully 90% who are not just in the "unappealing to me personally" zone, but also in the "automatically disgusting to me" zone. And even if I'm generous, and re-jigger my numbers, I can't really get that number down below 80% or MAYBE 75%. So, really, literally 3 in 4 are I'm not interested, and in fat utterly "I would prefer that you not be in the club when I am in the club."
Maybe they're doing a bad job with their "style" and they could improve if they changed something in fashion or makeup or something. I doubt it. I honestly think all humans who are 20 years old should look like track stars. If you have time to do high school sports you shouldn't have any excess body weight.
They take on that personality and even try to speak in ghetto slang and say "bro" too. Doesnt help all the tattoos these hoes have now, these nasty ass thigh tattoos. But guys are so thirsty now they will accept it and that is why it has incrementally gotten out of hand and we get what we have now....fat slobs as dancers. Guys have to demand better and stop simping.
Stated simply, the strip club business is down. Less clubs, less customers and less dancers. You can argue cause and effect of Only Fans or Lizzo lol but the reality is there are less girls and that fact alone equates to less quality. Somehow, I always manage to find someone or someones to fill my needs.
Most dancers have a full blown case of GPS and feel PL’s are so desperate they will pay for pussy no matter how low the standard.
Seems dancers would rather twerk to the ghetto crowd for a handful of singles from the make it rain dudes than be classy and height / weight proportionate which would appeal to older affluent gentlemen.
To me Christy Canyon is the PERFECT body type. God I would fuck that all day. Healthy meat on all that. Yeah I don’t want Whoopi Goldberg either but I do need some curves. Some of yall are looking for Auschwitz level thin.
but then there's guys like me, who are in a huge minority. we are just not into spinners or average built girls. case in point: years back friend and i went to titillations iin nj. it's a club 100% consisting of spinners/average body types. i left the bar area where my friend was at and went to the pool tables for the next hour. i felt strong revulsion for those girls, even for those with the 8-9 faces.
if i'm ever hanging out with one of you guys and the girl that you consider to be a pig comes up to you just say nah go to him-point to me. yeah if the face and body are at the levels virgo peridot ,bebe rexha or haleigh cox i'll be more than happy to explore.
+1 on this. Fewer girls to choose from does make it less likely the particular combination of looks, style, and vibe you're into will be in the club when you arrive. Some days I think I'd rather just pick up and try another town than go back to the same old clubs where I live.
These days it seems fairly common for clubs to have multiple dancers with noticeable hang bellies. Unless I’m losing my memory, that would have been almost unheard of before the 2020s.
This is one of those threads where pictures would really help. Or we would need to be in the club together and you’d have to point out to me what you consider fat
Mostly dropped out the scene for a couple of decades and didn’t visit often enough to notice any trends.
Started going more often again the last couple years and can say the average weight of the dancers has gone up a lot. Not to say I can’t still find slim dancers but now a good night means about half the dancers are that type rather than 95%. A bad night might mean 0-2 thin ones and I’m probably not going to be returning to a bad night club any time soon.
My personal tastes lean more Pawgish, I'm willing to have a 5% - 10% fudge factor on weights if other factors line up. I like some "substance" but not too much.
All that said I never have a hard time finding a dancer that appeals to me. There’s always a few trim ones out there.
when i get that desperate i guess i'll close my eyes.
These girls are too fat:
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These are too skinny,
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These are what I'd call thicker, not of interest to me but not what I'd call fat.
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These are what I'd like, but a lot of people will say are too small:
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Not saying any are or aren't pretty, or have nice tits/assess/whatever, simply "is she skinny, fat, or in between"
Me personally, as a spinner fan, I love the girls on your "too skinny" list. I also really like the girls on your list of what you like. Definitely do not like the girls in the "too fat" or "thicker" categories.
To @bookguy's original question, I agree with @captainfun that this is just part of the nationwide trend towards obesity. People are fatter, strippers are gonna be fatter too.
just say NO to fatties!
Nia Bleu on the right day if I was in the right mood I'd smash, at least ITC. Probably not OTC so I can deny it ever happened. Little Dragon I'd also smash (no caveat). Elizabeth Skylar I'd also probably do if she looks more like her hot photos than not photos.
Abby Rose I'd smash, smash, smash...and anyone who's seen my ATF would immediately call bullshit if I said anything different lol. They're basically body doubles except for the ATF is a lil hotter and her skin is less sun-kissed. Hell one of those photos even kinda looks like her in the face.
Out of Dolfans preferred group I've had women who look like all four, but Jade Maris probably the only one I'd put in my lineup. The other three remind me too much of other people...
I like your thicker category, but I would also get dances from all the other categories besides the first one
The second one, Eva, has a crackho physique…
So, presuming (it's worthy of discussion, but for now, just presume) that Dolfan's categories are correct. Over the last year, I have seen approximately 100 dancers, of which I estimate were
(a) 2% (one or two dancers, "too skinny")
(b) 5% (three to five dancers, "what I like")
(c) 20% ("thicker")
(d) 20% ("too fat")
and I add
(e) 54% (remainder, fatter than "too fat", all of them larger than any of Dolfan's pictures).
First category might try to eat me, and the second category I'd force feed a cheeseburger.
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I'm on the beach, not in the club, but I see a lot of GLP-1 candidates out there today. MILFs replaced by fat cows. Fuck, why did I sell my Eli Lilly stock?
In the south Florida strip clubs I frequent I see maybe
10% too skinny
10% my preferred size
65% thicker than I like
15% too fat
If I go to the right club, like at Cheetah Pompano specifically, I don't think I've ever seen a fat girl. Maybe 25% are too thick, 60% are my preferred size, and 15% are too skinny. If I go to the wrong club, Porthole or Pink for example, 40% are fat, 50 thick and then 5 and 5 for too skinny and just right. Totally pulling #'s out of my ass, just making the point that it varies by club.
Outside of the strip club, in the wild so to speak, I see probably 40% or more too fat, 50% or more too thick, and an even split between my preferred size and too skinny. for the rest.
One of my college girlfriends was built like Clara Trinity (all 90lbs of her) but she had a different looking face. When I was really getting into it sometimes I thought I could feel her frame flex a little when I had all my weight on her. Ngl it was a little gross but kinda hot at the same time.
(That motto seems to hold up considering all the PH reviews on here from apparently happy customers.)
WTF no no no no noooooooo don't do this. Keep some self respect. Do not chase women (civilians for dates; or strippers for lappers etc.) who are unappealing to your own preferences, especially not out of a sense of desperation. You will NOT be having a better life by making sure you have less of what you want. Talk about lowering your self-esteem!