2 rounds with pretty girls is going to make me a regular here

This is my first shot at doing a review, so hopefully I will be as comprehensive and informative as some of the legends here. The club is located off of a industrial neighborhood corner, fairly easy to find. The parking lot was plenty large, had no trouble finding parking. Me and a friend drove from Orlando after he suggested we go to a strip club, but I told him I refused to drop a single dollar in Orlando as it is worthless. We arrived after midnight, maybe 12:45 am. Went in, bouncer checked our ID, no frisk or love tap. Paid $15, I'm assuming it goes up after 11, especially on a Saturday night. The door girl gave me a $5 in change, no singles, so I didn't tip as I hadn't swapped to singles yet.

The layout has been discussed, but as you enter, immediately in front of you is the men's bathroom. Clean, no troll, no problem. As you walk to your left, there is a small bar all the way in the back (mandatory 1 drink per monger, $7 non-alcoholic "beer" on Saturday night). To the right is a large stage where the girls are dancing, with some chairs around it for the girls to show off the goods. To the left is a raised area that I assume can be closed off for people who buy tables, but at this time there was just a mix of girls on their phones and customers watching the stage or with a girl on their lap.

Me and my friend sat down with our backs to the bar, facing the stage and entrance. Probably within 4-5 minutes had a girl come by and sit on my lap. Exchanged the usual pleasantries, talked for a second, she asked if I wanted a dance. I had never been here before, but I always pretend like I have because hustler girls will smell a newbie and take advantage of them (like they did my friend, more on that later). Dances are $25 in the "Red Room" as I've seen it called here, but I'm unclear on the different zones. I think the Red Rooms are the VIP, and just dances are somewhere else. I told her not right now, I just got here and want to look around, and she was very gracious, no pushy at all. I really like that. There was a SOLID mix of every race. 5-8 Cuban girls (all enhanced), 4-6 AA girls, 3-4 white girls. There were a few girls with regulars, but by my count there were maybe 20-25 girls total, about 15 customers.