Comments by EarlTee (page 11)

It was my "Finding Jesus in G-Strings" sermon that did me in.

I lost my job as a Lutheran pastor because of my clubbing.

I think it was about 10 years ago that Phoenix clubs started putting in VIP rooms. Before that, all dances were at your table, out in the open. A hand up the leg of your shorts (or a phone number) was the best you could hope for. Woth VIPs... much better.

I don't care about DFK. I want BJ. Call me strange.

Perhaps people were looking at this guy, but not put of lust, jealousy, or anger. Perhaps this guy is just a Big Dorque.

More scrolling? Oh, my aching finger!

I'm reporting that shit to HR.

So it's you and me tonite Juice. http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/jews-box/27418107/

Or TUSCL.

I don't that shit. My technique is so bad! Maybe that's why I spend Friday night on TUSVL.

Master who?

What is "jacking off"?

What Doc said.

Best discussion thread ever.

Just for the record, Velveeta is not cheese but a pasteurized prepared cheese product.

I hate it when they just lie there.

According to the CDC, 29% of strippers have STIs that can be communicated by mouth-to-penis contact , and the transmission rate through such contact is .12%. Therefore, the probability of catching something that way is .29 x .0012 = .000348 or about 1 in 2873. That's why I stopped getting BBBJs from strippers after my 2872nd one.

I bet the Bears too. Fuckers didn't even show up!

Praise Jebus!

I would lay Layla and Lacey.

I just paid an entry fee of $200 to a hot stripper.

What's a condom?

You could go at 1:59 am.

Poor OP got his thread hijacked. The answer to "Witch Club Should I Go too?" is: Take the Thyme to Reed the revues and then PM reviewers or Post hear again if You STILL half questions.

In "Diary of an Angry Stripper" (see links in the discussion about that) I just read: "After several years of stripping, I’ve discovered there are a few times when you can count on not making as much money as you’d make on an average night. Here’s a handful of those times.... "1) The first of the month, and the second, and the third. The beginning of the month is bad because every broke ho who works at the club is in there trying to make her rent at the last second, and the laws of supply and demand kick in. Too much supply, not enough demand, and you’ve got a bunch of guys happy that they have the pick of the litter, but a bunch of girls who leave at the end of the night wondering what they’re going to tell their landlords."