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12 years ago
It was my "Finding Jesus in G-Strings" sermon that did me in.
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12 years ago
I lost my job as a Lutheran pastor because of my clubbing.
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12 years ago
I think it was about 10 years ago that Phoenix clubs started putting in VIP rooms. Before that, all dances were at your table, out in the open. A hand up the leg of your shorts (or a phone number) was the best you could hope for. Woth VIPs... much better.
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12 years ago
I don't care about DFK. I want BJ. Call me strange.
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12 years ago
Perhaps people were looking at this guy, but not put of lust, jealousy, or anger. Perhaps this guy is just a Big Dorque.
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12 years ago
More scrolling? Oh, my aching finger!
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12 years ago
I'm reporting that shit to HR.
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12 years ago
So it's you and me tonite Juice.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/jews-box/27418107/
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12 years ago
Or TUSCL.
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12 years ago
I don't that shit. My technique is so bad!
Maybe that's why I spend Friday night on TUSVL.
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12 years ago
Master who?
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12 years ago
What is "jacking off"?
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12 years ago
What Doc said.
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12 years ago
Best discussion thread ever.
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12 years ago
Just for the record, Velveeta is not cheese but a pasteurized prepared cheese product.
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12 years ago
I hate it when they just lie there.
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12 years ago
According to the CDC, 29% of strippers have STIs that can be communicated by mouth-to-penis contact , and the transmission rate through such contact is .12%. Therefore, the probability of catching something that way is .29 x .0012 = .000348 or about 1 in 2873. That's why I stopped getting BBBJs from strippers after my 2872nd one.
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12 years ago
I bet the Bears too. Fuckers didn't even show up!
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12 years ago
Praise Jebus!
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12 years ago
I would lay Layla and Lacey.
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12 years ago
I just paid an entry fee of $200 to a hot stripper.
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12 years ago
What's a condom?
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12 years ago
You could go at 1:59 am.
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12 years ago
Poor OP got his thread hijacked.
The answer to "Witch Club Should I Go too?" is: Take the Thyme to Reed the revues and then PM reviewers or Post hear again if You STILL half questions.
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12 years ago
In "Diary of an Angry Stripper" (see links in the discussion about that) I just read:
"After several years of stripping, I’ve discovered there are a few times when you can count on not making as much money as you’d make on an average night. Here’s a handful of those times....
"1) The first of the month, and the second, and the third. The beginning of the month is bad because every broke ho who works at the club is in there trying to make her rent at the last second, and the laws of supply and demand kick in. Too much supply, not enough demand, and you’ve got a bunch of guys happy that they have the pick of the litter, but a bunch of girls who leave at the end of the night wondering what they’re going to tell their landlords."