Reviews

Went to club on a Saturday evening around 6pm. Was actually headed to Camelot but they had not opened yet. The club is located 2 doors down from Camelot. You have to…

The club is clean and upscale looking. The lighting is super bright. Not my cup of tea, usually. There are 3 floors. 1st floor is pretty boring with a small rotation of dancers on 2…

My first time at Mpire. Previously I’ve been to Archibald’s so had my expectations lowered as far as contact and lap dances. With that in my, this was an enjoyable visit but I’m unlikely to…

This was my first time going to a club in DC. Went on a Wednesday around 5pm so there wasn't many people there. I've never been to Camelot but Mpire is right next to it…

Probably one of the best looking strip clubs that I have been to. The inside was immaculate and upscale. Place looks like it had just been remodeled. Now the space is kinda of tiny. While…

I approached after 1am—perhaps that’s why they asked no cover. I was whisked inside and quickly found a table next to the bar. The room is not huge, with small tables for the dancers to…

Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude and checks ID…

I met some friends in DC for drinks and decided to check out Mpire on my way home. I arrived about 10 on a Wednesday night. There were 3 bouncers on the street. One escorted…

First time going to a club in DC. Went two weeks ago on a Wednesday night. Arrived after midnight. Interestingly enough I told the cab I wanted to go to Camelot and I wasn’t even…

Quick Summary: No Cover, Full Nude, No Touch*, Pop and Hip-Hop music (Playlist or DJ on certain nights). Very Clean. Small rooms. Automatic Gratuity. >1st floor: 2 Small Stages, Small Room, long couches and round tables >2nd floor:…

After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is not a compelling…

Made it to MPIRE on a Tuesday around 6pm and stayed around 11pm. First time since COVID. A couple of 8s and 9s dancing. Met a nice girl who wanted to be…

I visited Mpire Gentleman's Club in Washington DC on the evening of Tuesday, August 2nd around 10:15pm, because I saw the reviews online and it was supposed to be one of Washington DC's better strip…

Visited Mpire on a Sunday night around 11pm. Actually tried Archibald’s and Camelot first and they were both closed. When I arrived club was at capacity unless I wanted to buy a bottle service…

Finally some of DC clubs have opened but sadly the city put in allot of Covid rules. First there is no longer dance on the stage. I know this is just plain insane. Similar to Camelot,…

Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks: For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons – a handful of…

Was back in DC for a work trip and since I really enjoyed my last visit I decided to give MPire another shot. It was a Wednesday night around 10pm and this time it…

This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday was unsuccessful. On…

Mpire is a crisp, clean, welcoming show club in an upscale DC neighborhood. Be aware, this is a no touching, no lap dance establishment - just set your expectations accordingly. As many have noted, Mpire…

I decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three things when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and how good the…

After spending a couple of hours at nearby Camelot, I walked a few feet over to Mpire. It is a very nice looking elegant club. There was no cover to enter, and I took a…

So, this was the first time I had gone to Mpire, I have always stuck to the PG County clubs but I was around the corner drinking at ESL and on my way back to…

This club has suffered in the past from a lack of customers. Often it would be nearly empty on the usual slow nights early in the week. It still has problems attracting customers in…

I’ve been here before and will always come back. I don’t understand why this club is not rated higher. This club is clean, modern, classy and a great place to sit at the bar and…

It wasn’t very busy, but neither was Camelot next door. A couple of nice lookers, a few not so much. Drinks are very expensive, as are the no contact private dances I won’t…