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The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

Reviews

review
published 1 yr ago
Closing time is not a great time
reviewed by
Gilfly90

5.3

I approached after 1am—perhaps that’s why they asked no cover. I was whisked inside and quickly found a table next to the bar. The room is not huge, with small tables for the dancers to…

review
published 1 yr ago
The Mongol Empire was the largest in history until the British Empire came along
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude and checks ID…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Don't Bother
reviewed by
photoguy19

5.3

I met some friends in DC for drinks and decided to check out Mpire on my way home. I arrived about 10 on a Wednesday night. There were 3 bouncers on the street. One escorted…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Upscale small club, mixed bag Weeknight
reviewed by
Djongles

5.0

First time going to a club in DC. Went two weeks ago on a Wednesday night. Arrived after midnight. Interestingly enough I told the cab I wanted to go to Camelot and I wasn’t even…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Diverse and Attractive Girls, Expensive Private Dances, Overall Clean and Small
reviewed by
common69

7.0

Quick Summary:
No Cover, Full Nude, No Touch*, Pop and Hip-Hop music (Playlist or DJ on certain nights). Very Clean. Small rooms. Automatic Gratuity.

1st floor: 2 Small Stages, Small Room, long couches and round tables
2nd floor:…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Left frustrated and will never, ever return… ever!
reviewed by
bigfella1975

4.7

After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is not a compelling…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Nice Vibe, but everything costs a lot
reviewed by
ibrow

6.7

Made it to MPIRE on a Tuesday around 6pm and stayed around 11pm. First time since COVID. A couple of 8s and 9s dancing. Met a nice girl who wanted to be…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Tuesday Night Visit to Mpire in Washington DC in 2022
reviewed by
dediaz

4.7

I visited Mpire Gentleman's Club in Washington DC on the evening of Tuesday, August 2nd around 10:15pm, because I saw the reviews online and it was supposed to be one of Washington DC's better strip…

review
published 2 yrs ago
So so Sunday night
reviewed by
brb28

5.0

Visited Mpire on a Sunday night around 11pm. Actually tried Archibald’s and Camelot first and they were both closed. When I arrived club was at capacity unless I wanted to buy a bottle service…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Post Covid visit
reviewed by
best101

7.0

Finally some of DC clubs have opened but sadly the city put in allot of Covid rules.

First there is no longer dance on the stage. I know this is just plain insane. Similar to Camelot,…

review
published 5 yrs ago
An earlier review title says it well: Classy joint, mostly hot dancers
reviewed by
DollarRalph

7.7

Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks:
For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons – a handful of…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Return visit on a Weds night
reviewed by
Kneebone

5.0

Was back in DC for a work trip and since I really enjoyed my last visit I decided to give MPire another shot. It was a Wednesday night around 10pm and this time it…