Reviews

Probably one of the best looking strip clubs that I have been to. The inside was immaculate and upscale. Place looks like it had just been remodeled. Now the space is kinda of tiny. While…

I approached after 1am—perhaps that’s why they asked no cover. I was whisked inside and quickly found a table next to the bar. The room is not huge, with small tables for the dancers to…

Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude and checks ID…

I met some friends in DC for drinks and decided to check out Mpire on my way home. I arrived about 10 on a Wednesday night. There were 3 bouncers on the street. One escorted…

First time going to a club in DC. Went two weeks ago on a Wednesday night. Arrived after midnight. Interestingly enough I told the cab I wanted to go to Camelot and I wasn’t even…

Quick Summary:
No Cover, Full Nude, No Touch*, Pop and Hip-Hop music (Playlist or DJ on certain nights). Very Clean. Small rooms. Automatic Gratuity.

1st floor: 2 Small Stages, Small Room, long couches and round tables
2nd floor:…

After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is not a compelling…

Made it to MPIRE on a Tuesday around 6pm and stayed around 11pm. First time since COVID. A couple of 8s and 9s dancing. Met a nice girl who wanted to be…

I visited Mpire Gentleman's Club in Washington DC on the evening of Tuesday, August 2nd around 10:15pm, because I saw the reviews online and it was supposed to be one of Washington DC's better strip…

Visited Mpire on a Sunday night around 11pm. Actually tried Archibald’s and Camelot first and they were both closed. When I arrived club was at capacity unless I wanted to buy a bottle service…

Finally some of DC clubs have opened but sadly the city put in allot of Covid rules.

First there is no longer dance on the stage. I know this is just plain insane. Similar to Camelot,…

Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks:
For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons – a handful of…