The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club Reviews

• review

  3 months ago
  Closing time is not a great time

  I approached after 1am—perhaps that’s why they asked no cover. I was whisked inside and quickly found a table next to the bar. The room is not huge, with small tables for the dancers...
  Gilfly90

  Fly on the wall
• review

  a year ago
  The Mongol Empire was the largest in history until the British Empire came along

  Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude and checks...
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  a year ago
  Don't Bother

  I met some friends in DC for drinks and decided to check out Mpire on my way home. I arrived about 10 on a Wednesday night. There were 3 bouncers on the street. One...
  photoguy19
• review

  a year ago
  Upscale small club, mixed bag Weeknight

  First time going to a club in DC. Went two weeks ago on a Wednesday night. Arrived after midnight. Interestingly enough I told the cab I wanted to go to Camelot and I wasn’t...
  Djongles
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  a year ago

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  Djongles
• review

  a year ago
  Diverse and Attractive Girls, Expensive Private Dances, Overall Clean and Small

  Quick Summary: No Cover, Full Nude, No Touch*, Pop and Hip-Hop music (Playlist or DJ on certain nights). Very Clean. Small rooms. Automatic Gratuity. >1st floor: 2 Small Stages, Small Room, long couches and round tables >2nd...
  common69
• review

  a year ago
  Left frustrated and will never, ever return… ever!

  After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is not a...
  bigfella1975
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  Papi_Chulo
• review

  2 years ago
  Nice Vibe, but everything costs a lot

  Made it to MPIRE on a Tuesday around 6pm and stayed around 11pm. First time since COVID. A couple of 8s and 9s dancing. Met a nice girl who wanted to...
  ibrow
• review

  2 years ago
  Tuesday Night Visit to Mpire in Washington DC in 2022

  I visited Mpire Gentleman's Club in Washington DC on the evening of Tuesday, August 2nd around 10:15pm, because I saw the reviews online and it was supposed to be one of Washington DC's better...
  dediaz

  Illinois
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  2 years ago

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  dediaz
• review

  2 years ago
  So so Sunday night

  Visited Mpire on a Sunday night around 11pm. Actually tried Archibald’s and Camelot first and they were both closed. When I arrived club was at capacity unless I wanted to buy a bottle...
  brb28
• review

  4 years ago
  Post Covid visit

  Finally some of DC clubs have opened but sadly the city put in allot of Covid rules. First there is no longer dance on the stage. I know this is just plain insane. Similar to...
  best101

  Virginia
  Comments: 2

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  4 years ago

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  best101
• review

  4 years ago
  An earlier review title says it well: Classy joint, mostly hot dancers

  Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks: For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons – a handful...
  DollarRalph

  Florida
• review

  5 years ago
  Return visit on a Weds night

  Was back in DC for a work trip and since I really enjoyed my last visit I decided to give MPire another shot. It was a Wednesday night around 10pm and this time...
  Kneebone
  Comments: 1

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  4 years ago

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  Pablo99
• review

  5 years ago
  My best visits (afternoon & evening return) to Mpire

  This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday was unsuccessful....
  DollarRalph

  Florida
• review

  5 years ago
  Bright interior, good variety of body types

  Mpire is a crisp, clean, welcoming show club in an upscale DC neighborhood. Be aware, this is a no touching, no lap dance establishment - just set your expectations accordingly. As many have noted,...
  Pablo99

  Looking for the girl next door, with huge tits
• review

  5 years ago
  Looks like Mpire is here today despite a scarcity of afternoon customers. I'm glad.

  I decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three things when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and how good...
  DollarRalph

  Florida
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  5 years ago

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  northwest101215
• review

  5 years ago
  Mpire

  After spending a couple of hours at nearby Camelot, I walked a few feet over to Mpire. It is a very nice looking elegant club. There was no cover to enter, and I took...
  mikeym

  Mostly in Florida
• review

  5 years ago
  First time at Mpire. Pricey, low-impact place to chill in Dupont Circle

  So, this was the first time I had gone to Mpire, I have always stuck to the PG County clubs but I was around the corner drinking at ESL and on my way back...
  MrContactGuy
• review

  5 years ago
  Crowded But Out of Shape Dancers

  This club has suffered in the past from a lack of customers. Often it would be nearly empty on the usual slow nights early in the week. It still has problems attracting customers...
  NavelObserver

  Maryland
• review

  5 years ago
  Scenic and chill

  I’ve been here before and will always come back. I don’t understand why this club is not rated higher. This club is clean, modern, classy and a great place to sit at the bar...
  Buster69

  Illinois
• review

  5 years ago
  Same as usual

  It wasn’t very busy, but neither was Camelot next door. A couple of nice lookers, a few not so much. Drinks are very expensive, as are the no contact private dances I...
  JB26

  District of Columbia
• review

  6 years ago
  Late Monday night

  Was in town for a conference, so I stopped by the club around 10pm, solo, after a large group dinner. Was seated at the bar right next to one of the round stages...
  Kneebone
• review

  6 years ago
  Business picking up

  The last few evenings I’ve been here, the club has been fairly crowded. This is actually a problem because of the way the seating is set up. There is just a long bench...
  NavelObserver

  Maryland
• review

  6 years ago
  Fun night!

  Haven’t been there for 6 months and while in the hood decided to stop by... boy! Walk in my old time Waitress asked me where the heck I have been. No excuse. Several dancers...
  best101

  Virginia
• review

  6 years ago
  Classy club. Beautiful women.

  We decided to end our night here. As we walked in, you can see that it's a very classy and well kept place. Some girls were basically attached at the hip to some customers...
  Ewinston

  Virginia
  Comments: 1

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  6 years ago

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  JuiceBox69
• review

  6 years ago
  Jumping on Sat Night

  This club has a lot of shifts where there are no customers for hours, but Sat night it was packed as were all the major strip clubs in DC. I didn’t see the full lineup...
  NavelObserver

  Maryland