Reviews

Was in town for a conference, so I stopped by the club around 10pm, solo, after a large group dinner. Was seated at the bar right next to one of the round stages flanking…

The last few evenings I’ve been here, the club has been fairly crowded. This is actually a problem because of the way the seating is set up. There is just a long bench along…

Haven’t been there for 6 months and while in the hood decided to stop by... boy! Walk in my old time Waitress asked me where the heck I have been. No excuse. Several dancers asked…

We decided to end our night here. As we walked in, you can see that it's a very classy and well kept place. Some girls were basically attached at the hip to some customers at…

This club has a lot of shifts where there are no customers for hours, but Sat night it was packed as were all the major strip clubs in DC. I didn’t see the full lineup but…

I have not been visiting SCs much lately but decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three thins when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean…

The big difference between Mpire and their neighbor, Camelot, is simple: If you want mostly natural girls, come here. If you want Barbie, go to Camelot. I enjoyed my last visit a few weeks ago.…

MPire provided a nice break on a Tuesday night. After getting ID scanned and paying no cover, I walked into a bright, clean, and contemporary three floor space with big screens, two stages on…

Mpire's daytime shift has gotten a little more consistent, thankfully,and they seem to have gotten past their staffing problems that often kept them closed until late in the afternoo . There're two specials that…

Went to Kamelot, and not impressed, end up going to Mpire next door, service was OK, dancers were friendly, a little to pretentious for my taste. I saw pretty bodies, but the faces no so…

Obviously DC isnt the spot to go for lapdances, but if you want to see some hot girls and have a drink, MPire isnt half bad! The interior is bright for a strip club. Reminds…

There are a bunch of new, good looking girls here now which is attracting a bigger crowd. Many of them landed here from getting off the DC Club Merry-Go-Round. Same girls, same clubs, same…

I come back her trying to relive an evening when I spent time with the most beautiful redhead I've ever met. Since then, the hottest women by far have been the bartenders. The dancers are…

Not Much Has Changed In A Year. How Does This Place Survive? It's Got Its Pluses But . . . I visited recently. I stopped in about 3:30 pm on a Thursday. This is my first…

Right next door to the Camelot club, I didn't ask if they're was any joint ownership but it really looked like there could have been. No cover here either at least at 7:30 pm…

I stopped into Mpire Club tonight (Tuesday) to blow off steam from a stressful day at work around 8pm. No cover. Went upstairs to a small room with two small stages and a bar with…

Stopped back in again while in the area. Same deal as before. The club itself is very modern, but it's not a strip club vibe at all. Seats are all community style…

Mpire is hit or miss. Usually, my experience is in the afternoon that they have a few slim spinners who are pretty. Today was different. I got there about 4, and was the second guy…

Mpire is hit or miss. Usually, my experience is in the afternoon that they have a few slim spinners who are pretty. Today was different. I got there about 4, and was the second guy…

I haven't been to this club since it came under new ownership - so quite some time. However, I was in town and thought I'd drop in. Only the downstairs was open and…

Went there after a lunch on Wednesday afternoon, maybe 1:30 PM. Was the only patron there for a full 30 minutes. Felt naked...There were 3 dancers, ranging from about a 4 to a 7. The…

Definitely stop by here. Gorgeous set of girls and friendly atmosphere. One of the more classy clubs in the area. Being that's it's located in Dc and your not allowed to touch the girls.…

For the past couple weeks Mpire is my light club to go but a week ago, my promise was broken. Mpire is located in the business area of DC with plenty of law firms and…

Decided to drop into Mpire after a work function. It had been about 2 years since I last visited the club and was a little curious to see if things were the same. After the…

I've been to this club maybe 6 times in the past few months, always during the day. It's quiet, with rarely more than 4-5 dancers and not a lot of customers. For me…