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The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
Jumping on Sat Night
reviewed by
NavelObserver

5.0

This club has a lot of shifts where there are no customers for hours, but Sat night it was packed as were all the major strip clubs in DC.

I didn’t see the full lineup but…

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published 6 yrs ago
Better visit than usual but normal Emprie pros and cons
reviewed by
DollarRalph

7.0

I have not been visiting SCs much lately but decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three thins when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean…

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published 6 yrs ago
Super friendly and pretty hot dancers, but... it’s DC
reviewed by
TonyHoe888

7.3

The big difference between Mpire and their neighbor, Camelot, is simple: If you want mostly natural girls, come here. If you want Barbie, go to Camelot. I enjoyed my last visit a few weeks ago.…

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published 6 yrs ago
Ambiance Makes Up For Typical DC Problems
reviewed by
deucedeucex

8.3

MPire provided a nice break on a Tuesday night. After getting ID scanned and paying no cover, I walked into a bright, clean, and contemporary three floor space with big screens, two stages on…

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published 6 yrs ago
Low-key daytime hangout
reviewed by
johnsmithgllp

8.7

Mpire's daytime shift has gotten a little more consistent, thankfully,and they seem to have gotten past their staffing problems that often kept them closed until late in the afternoo . There're two specials that…

review
published 7 yrs ago
DC clubs suck
reviewed by
heelslvr

5.7

Went to Kamelot, and not impressed, end up going to Mpire next door, service was OK, dancers were friendly, a little to pretentious for my taste. I saw pretty bodies, but the faces no so…

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published 7 yrs ago
Hot girls but overpriced
reviewed by
tuscl

9.0

Obviously DC isnt the spot to go for lapdances, but if you want to see some hot girls and have a drink, MPire isnt half bad! The interior is bright for a strip club. Reminds…

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published 7 yrs ago
Lineup is improving
reviewed by
NavelObserver

5.7

There are a bunch of new, good looking girls here now which is attracting a bigger crowd. Many of them landed here from getting off the DC Club Merry-Go-Round. Same girls, same clubs, same…

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published 7 yrs ago
Kinda mediocre
reviewed by
Boone

6.7

I come back her trying to relive an evening when I spent time with the most beautiful redhead I've ever met. Since then, the hottest women by far have been the bartenders. The dancers are…

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published 7 yrs ago
Not Much Has Changed In A...
reviewed by
DollarRalph

6.3

Not Much Has Changed In A Year. How Does This Place Survive? It's Got Its Pluses But . . .

I visited recently. I stopped in about 3:30 pm on a Thursday. This is my first…

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published 7 yrs ago
Same Old D.c. Club Pattern
reviewed by
623

6.0

Right next door to the Camelot club, I didn't ask if they're was any joint ownership but it really looked like there could have been. No cover here either at least at 7:30 pm…

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published 7 yrs ago
Good Time Nothing Special
reviewed by
merc7953

7.3

I stopped into Mpire Club tonight (Tuesday) to blow off steam from a stressful day at work around 8pm. No cover. Went upstairs to a small room with two small stages and a bar with…