The Mpire Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Newest and nicest. Modern decor and cleanest strip club in DC. Feels like an upscale nightclub. 3 floors, different theme on each. ID scan at door which I found invasive, quite expensive drinks, and tiny/ overpriced menu. Dancers were a mix of types and pretty...

I've been coming here regularly during the day shift for a couple of years now, and the quality has declined in some ways (while remaining high in others).

The biggest problem with their day shift is the number of dancers. There's usually only two or three, and they're often neither...

Been meaning to stop in here since they remodeled, or rather gutted what was Joanna's many years ago. Joanna's was on the dove side of things. The only thing that remains of it is the outside wall. In terms of atmosphere, this club is awesome. Clean, looks good, good set...

Mpire is a pretty nice club. It used to be a pretty dumpy club, but They completed renovations within the last couple years. The venue is well designed. The downstairs bar is very intimate. Probably can only fit a dozen customers. The upstairs bar is...

I was in DC for a meeting for work and thought I would check out the strip club scene. This is a cool looking club, different in that it is cleaner, better lit, and less industrial than just about every club I have been in. There were a good number...

So Camelot has been (and still is?!) the king on M street but had to check out MPire a few months ago before heading home. This review is broken into my trip during the day and a different time at night. Mpire has a much brighter and newer feel to...

I went in to check out the club at about 8PM on a Thursday two weeks ago. There was no cover to get in.

The bouncers were pretty friendly, although they joked I looked about 16. They do scan your ID when coming in for safety reasons according to them. They...

Based on all of the information I have Mpire is probably about as good as you can get in the DC area. It is definitely better (in my experience) than the nearby Camelot (review forthcoming).

First a description. There are two circular stages on either side of the bar, each with...

Stopped by for a beer on a really hot afternoon at about 4PM. There were four girls there, all pretty with decent but not outrageous slim bodies. They were dressed nicely and the bartender was also super cute. What was weird is that I was there for a good 90...

First off a small milestone for me, this should be my 60th unique SC review!

This area of M Street in DC seemed well traveled and well populated at 11pm this Tuesday evening. Doorman at the front also brought me in, checked my ID and then sent me upstairs, no...

The weekend lineup at Mpire is usually pretty nice. But whether the club will attract a lot of customers is hit or miss. I think M St., where the club is located, is undergoing a significant change in terms of the types of people on the street and...

Went to Mpire last Thursday night for the first time. Arrived a little after 9pm. Had to wait at the door for 5-10 minutes as the doorman said the club was at capacity. When I finally got in I saw why…it is the smallest club I’ve been to, very claustrophobic....

Went there after having four martinis at another bar to check it out. Very upscale, built around 3 story high open space, they gutted a row building that used to house an older strip club. New interior is very glitzy and shiny in a modern way. I got there about...

The Mpire club is right next door to the Camelot Club. The vibe is very different though. This place is bright and shiny and loud. It is very high energy and the cleanest club i have ever seen. I have a complaint though. They scan your drivers license when...

Stopped in a few weeks ago for my 3rd visit here. I haven't been able to make up my mind about this place. While the other visits were so-so, this was disappointing, even annoying.

I had seen the new Happy Hour listed on their web site. $5 beers, etc. 4-7pm so...

I am never coming back to this club. I have been to many clubs and this one was the weirdest and annoying club that I have been. Walk in a door man greeted me and walked me to the reception table. Then he asked for my id. He scanned my...

I finished up with friends at the cigar lounge next door around 9:30, and figured what the hell, it was still early, I'll try this place out for the first time. No cover, at least at the time of my visit. It could have been the way I was dressed,...

Not as much fun as my last visit, but the girls are still good looking and the drinks are still pricey. What really annoyed me was their inconsistent opening times. Their website says that they're open for happy hour, which I had planned to go to, but they didn't open...

Tall, somewhar elegant, begowned women, longer on looks than charm and bubbliness ( but still more personable than any local club except for Archie's peppy cheerleader mix of resl and faux college girls.)

3 distinct floors. Floor 2 is undeniably beautiful, much more than at any other local club. ...

I went to this place after visiting another one down the block. I was led in upstairs and was giving a seat. there were two poles with dancers and would could go up and tip but after the dances, the girls walk around and ask for a tip (idont like...

Went to this club with a colleague from work. It was my first time going to club in D.C and its no touching. The club apparently has an upstairs and downstairs area, however on this night it wasn't busy enough so downstairs was closed. Upstairs featured a bar with seating...

Arrived when they "opened". Hours listed on websites aren't followed (more of a suggestion than rule), talked with one of the dancers and she said they open when 2 or 3 dancers are ready. Luckily I didn't have to wait, as I happened to arrive for happy hour when they...

This is a newer place on M street in the middle of DC. It seems like a lot of lawyer types frequent the place as an after work tease. And I say tease because it is in D C - which means no touching. That is right,...

Nothing much here...

There are a few feature DJs that hop along and play their song, but a typical upscale hound would touch this club once -- twice, maybe -- a year.

The theme is nice (Roman Empire or Hellenistic period... Mediterranean ingredients in their foods, the "classy" feel of the...

I had just left the club next door and didn't expect much different with this one. I was wrong. The place is amazing. I had to wait a bit but the guy at the door put me at the bar next to the stage - best seat...