The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

Decent upscale, clean, no-touch strip club

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JayMonk
Jul 17, 2025, 6:56 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

This was my first time going to a club in DC. Went on a Wednesday around 5pm so there wasn't many people there. I've never been to Camelot but Mpire is right next to it and opens earlier. Even though it was a weekday at 5, there was actually a surprising amount of dancers, about 5 in total.

 

When I go in I pay no cover, security pats me down and shows me where the atm is. DO NOT USE THEIR ATM bring cash before hand their atm fee is $50 which is the most I"ve ever seen in any club. I leave to go to a bank across the street and come back with cash. Theres 3 floors but I went to the second level since thats where all the girls were. There were about 5 girls rotating dancing on stage and after they're done each one walks up to you and asks you for a tip.

 

A tall skinny black girl walks up to me who's name is Reina. She was very nice and we had a casual conversation. I ordered shots for me and her and the bartender was gorgeous, sweet and attentive. The prices for the drinks were insane like $20-$30 but it is a strip club so that's usual. Apparently there is a VIP room that Reina kept asking if I wanted to go to, but I did not go as she wasn't really my type and wouldn't tell me the actual cost of it which was a red flag. So there might be extras or lap dances in the VIP room. You can't get dances on the floor or really touch the girls, each one has a string on their thigh that you can touch with putting your money in but that's it.

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