Reviews

The weekend lineup at Mpire is usually pretty nice. But whether the club will attract a lot of customers is hit or miss. I think M St., where the club is located, is…

Went to Mpire last Thursday night for the first time. Arrived a little after 9pm. Had to wait at the door for 5-10 minutes as the doorman said the club was at capacity. When I…

Went there after having four martinis at another bar to check it out. Very upscale, built around 3 story high open space, they gutted a row building that used to house an older strip club.…

The Mpire club is right next door to the Camelot Club. The vibe is very different though. This place is bright and shiny and loud. It is very high energy and the cleanest club…

Stopped in a few weeks ago for my 3rd visit here. I haven't been able to make up my mind about this place. While the other visits were so-so, this was disappointing, even annoying.

I had…

I am never coming back to this club. I have been to many clubs and this one was the weirdest and annoying club that I have been. Walk in a door man greeted me and…

I finished up with friends at the cigar lounge next door around 9:30, and figured what the hell, it was still early, I'll try this place out for the first time. No cover, at least…

Not as much fun as my last visit, but the girls are still good looking and the drinks are still pricey. What really annoyed me was their inconsistent opening times. Their website says that they're…

Tall, somewhar elegant, begowned women, longer on looks than charm and bubbliness ( but still more personable than any local club except for Archie's peppy cheerleader mix of resl and faux college girls.)

3 distinct…

I went to this place after visiting another one down the block. I was led in upstairs and was giving a seat. there were two poles with dancers and would could go up and tip…

Went to this club with a colleague from work. It was my first time going to club in D.C and its no touching. The club apparently has an upstairs and downstairs area, however on this…

Arrived when they "opened". Hours listed on websites aren't followed (more of a suggestion than rule), talked with one of the dancers and she said they open when 2 or 3 dancers are ready. Luckily…