Reviews

I've been to this club maybe 6 times in the past few months, always during the day. It's quiet, with rarely more than 4-5 dancers and not a lot of customers. For me…

I guess this is a whatever type of strip club. Due to the location, it does not have lap dances so that is not the greatest. The dancers there are friendly enough but there are…

Visited this club on a Sunday and it continues to struggle with having a lot of customers. Thus there is a vicious cycle of few costumers leading to fewer dancers, which discourage new customers. The…

After experiencing my first DC strip club next door at Camelot, I was a little disappointed in how far a dollar didn't go in DC. To recap, there is no such thing as VIP, private…

Stopped into Mpire while in DC a few month back. Decided on here over Camelot's next door simply based on the fact that this place was smaller and you tend to get more dancer attention…

Walk inside! The interior is a funky, contemporary mahogany/cedar/teak accent and velvety red/white leather mix, with the feel of a laid-back, "it's cool to be here," city club-mini-steakhouse feel. I love the atmosphere. Some of…

Newest and nicest. Modern decor and cleanest strip club in DC. Feels like an upscale nightclub. 3 floors, different theme on each. ID scan at door which I found invasive, quite…

I've been coming here regularly during the day shift for a couple of years now, and the quality has declined in some ways (while remaining high in others). The biggest problem with their day shift is…

Been meaning to stop in here since they remodeled, or rather gutted what was Joanna's many years ago. Joanna's was on the dove side of things. The only thing that remains of it is the…

Mpire is a pretty nice club. It used to be a pretty dumpy club, but They completed renovations within the last couple years. The venue is well designed. The downstairs bar is…

I was in DC for a meeting for work and thought I would check out the strip club scene. This is a cool looking club, different in that it is cleaner, better lit, and less…

So Camelot has been (and still is?!) the king on M street but had to check out MPire a few months ago before heading home. This review is broken into my trip during the day…