Reviews

Went to this club with a colleague from work. It was my first time going to club in D.C and its no touching. The club apparently has an upstairs and downstairs area, however on this…

Arrived when they "opened". Hours listed on websites aren't followed (more of a suggestion than rule), talked with one of the dancers and she said they open when 2 or 3 dancers are ready. Luckily…

This is a newer place on M street in the middle of DC. It seems like a lot of lawyer types frequent the place as an after work tease. And I say tease…

Nothing much here... There are a few feature DJs that hop along and play their song, but a typical upscale hound would touch this club once -- twice, maybe -- a year. The theme is nice…

I had just left the club next door and didn't expect much different with this one. I was wrong. The place is amazing. I had to wait a bit but the guy…

Key Points: No Cover, No Touching, No Lap Dances, all nude. Drinks are a bit pricey. Girls look good. The main entrance area looks pretty nice as you enter. Place is small. There are 2…

Haven't been here in awhile. Seems to change every time I visit. During this visit, the club had a crew of mostly model quality black dancers, slim and tall. But I only…

My 2nd visit here. Last time was 8-9 months ago, I didn't feal any urgency to rush back. 2nd visit wasn't much different than the first. Downstairs bar was open this time, last time it was…

I was stumbling around DC and dropped in this place with some people from a convention. I was pretty familiar with the DC rules, but went along for the ride anyways. The…

So I get the impression that Mpire isn't doing particularly well. It seems like in DC there's always one new club limping along and unfortunately now that's Mpire. They are not always open in the…

Basically two levels, but it's a small club, and it's still d.c. so all the normal rules and caveats apply. Lower level has two poles and a bar in the middle, and seating around the…

Stopped in on Friday night, the club was very nice inside. I little strange if you had a large group as the tables were set along a bench on one side. Only saw the lower…

Mpire's happy hour is a great deal. $5 for full pints of Dogfish Head, Fat Tire, Brooklyn Lager, or Allagash White from 4-7 weekdays. The dancer lineup, however, is limited. There'll often be only…

First time coming here and some friends and myself were bar hopping in the area. Walk in and they have three floors. Didn't get to visit the top floor but took the elevator to the…

There have been no reviews of this club since my last one several months ago. I go to this club frequently to chat with some favorites on the staff. I continue to think…

On this visit, I found out that Mpire is planning to have some kind of membership arrangement next year. I could not get a clear picture of how this might work. I at…

DC has limited options when it comes to the Titty bar scene. This applies to number of clubs and the sort of action that makes Titty bars so wonderfully addicting. Good Guys is at the…

Was in DC for a couple of days, and had a chance to check out this place. Apparently there used to be another club in the same location, which closed. The club is…

I randomly stumbled into this club. I thought it just a new lounge in town. I walked inside with my friends and was pleasantly surprised. All of the girls working were very pretty and the…

I read the other TUSCL reviews of this place and figured I'd see what this was like. Visited about 7pm on a Thursday evening. I had tried to visit last night but they door guys…

When I am in DC and lookin to look, I normally haunt the dark and comfortable embrace of Camelot. But on this particular late night I was turned away from Camelot, apparently they don't like…

As sad as I was that JP's closed, this club seems like it's going to be better. They are still getting off the ground, so we can't say what it will be like long-term. But…

The Mpire Club is a high-end nightclub that happens to have nude dancers. The club has been open less than a month, and for now does not have a day shift (my usual); this…

Mpire just opened in the old 1819 space next to Camelot. The interior is very, very nice; wood paneling, moderate light levels, everything clean and new. The drink prices are high, but the pours…

I also hit this club up on Friday. I've mixed impressions and I'll give them time to sort things out. It is very modern and clean looking. But it is rather small.…