Reviews

Stopped into Mpire while in DC a few month back. Decided on here over Camelot's next door simply based on the fact that this place was smaller and you tend to get more dancer attention…

Walk inside! The interior is a funky, contemporary mahogany/cedar/teak accent and velvety red/white leather mix, with the feel of a laid-back, "it's cool to be here," city club-mini-steakhouse feel. I love the atmosphere. Some of…

Newest and nicest. Modern decor and cleanest strip club in DC. Feels like an upscale nightclub. 3 floors, different theme on each. ID scan at door which I found invasive, quite…

I've been coming here regularly during the day shift for a couple of years now, and the quality has declined in some ways (while remaining high in others).

The biggest problem with their day shift is…

Been meaning to stop in here since they remodeled, or rather gutted what was Joanna's many years ago. Joanna's was on the dove side of things. The only thing that remains of it is the…

Mpire is a pretty nice club. It used to be a pretty dumpy club, but They completed renovations within the last couple years. The venue is well designed. The downstairs bar is…

I was in DC for a meeting for work and thought I would check out the strip club scene. This is a cool looking club, different in that it is cleaner, better lit, and less…

So Camelot has been (and still is?!) the king on M street but had to check out MPire a few months ago before heading home. This review is broken into my trip during the day…

I went in to check out the club at about 8PM on a Thursday two weeks ago. There was no cover to get in.

The bouncers were pretty friendly, although they joked I looked about 16.…

Based on all of the information I have Mpire is probably about as good as you can get in the DC area. It is definitely better (in my experience) than the nearby Camelot (review forthcoming).

First…

Stopped by for a beer on a really hot afternoon at about 4PM. There were four girls there, all pretty with decent but not outrageous slim bodies. They were dressed nicely and the bartender was…

First off a small milestone for me, this should be my 60th unique SC review!

This area of M Street in DC seemed well traveled and well populated at 11pm this Tuesday evening. Doorman at…