ROB alert

The Palazio is currently my favorite men’s club; and while I don’t do this very often, I’d like to call out one particular ROB for the benefit of others. She uses the name Zoey at the Palazio (and Cora at Expose). She’s 20, has light brown hair, small breasts, full hips. Very cute. Her con is that she will say anything to pressure you into a VIP/Cabana session – tell you a sob story, make promises, just flat out lie to your face. Then once she gets you into a cabana, she’ll do anything possible to eat up time without actually dancing for you, and if by some miracle she does start to dance for you, she’ll do this thing some girls do, where she sits on your lap with her back to you, and basically just grinds on you like you’re some inanimate chair. Impersonal? Yeah. Detached? Yeah. Erotic? Hell no.

But don't let this one ROB give you a negative impression of this place. The club is beautiful, comfortable and spacious. Lots of beautiful dancers. (Just today I recognized a very hot dancer who left Perfect 10 to work at the Palazio). Also several pretty waitresses. (One of the super cute girls who used to collect cover charges is now a waitress and she's hotter than many of the dancers). But as the old saying goes, "let the buyer beware." Girls like this prey on first time visitors, because once they've conned a guy once they generally aren't going to be able to do it again, so pretty soon none of the club's regulars will want to get dances from them.