I always make this the most...
I always make this the most frequent visit strip club in SF when I come into town for conferences, etc. While every club has its pros and cons (OK, some only have cons!), Crazy Horse has a nice balance to it. It's sleazy enough, but not too sleazy. It's expensive enough, but not too expensive. It's in a convenient (if not the safest) area if you are in the downtown shopping/theatre area.
One of my favorite things about this club is that they are a true ongoing strip show where the ladies will interact with the audience (sometimes very physically!) and $1 tips on the stage will get you a decent amount of attention.
Of course, if you want a lot of attention, you'll want to go for the lap dances or the private shows. Lap dances go for $25 per song or $40 per song if you want them topless. In both cases, your hands can pretty much travel anywhere you want except for the joy box (although some of the girls are flexible even there). A private show is basically the cost of 3 dances ($120 or $100) and will be totally nude by the 3rd song. Mileage depends upon the gal, but some of the gals will let you explore just about anything you want.
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