The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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ondmtn
Oct 2, 2004, 3:56 AM
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New to the San Francisco area and one of my buds reccomended that I try out the Crazy Horse. So Friday night it was. This place is different from what I am use to but definitely worth hitting again. No booze - completely nude. $20 lap dance with their outfit on, $40 lap dance topless, or $80 totally nude in private room with curtain pulled and kleenex for your clean up - includes 3 dances. As you all know - this place has a main stage and then two side rooms for the lap dances and private dances with theater type seats around the main stage. You have a very wide mix of people in this place. Some just like to sit and throw occasional dollars to the girls on the stage, others are getting some lap dances and even less are getting the $80 dances. The girls on stage are a wide variety as well. Some just do ther little strut/routine and others get out into the crowd and really stir it up. One girl was grabbing guys and bending them over the stage, grabbing their hair and dry f#$king them from behind. Then she would give them a reach around and grab their cock. After that she grabbed their boxers and gave them a huge weggie. I passed on quite a few girls until I was approached by Destiny - short and cute little African/Arabic girl - it was pretty slow when I was there @ 10:45 pm - and she offered up 5 songs, private room, for $80. I took her up on that offer and she wasted no time getting completely nude. Everything was cool w/ Destiny. Sucking boobs, rubbing pussy, and she knew how to grind and make you feel good. Between songs we chatted and she said that they check in on the girls and they get fired on the spot for sex acts. But she did go on to say that they do fullfill some weird requests - pissing and/or crapping on guys, and choking dudes. The time w/ Destiny was great and it was either slow or she enjoyed it as well because I ended up getting 7 songs for my $80. Afterwards there really wasn't anybody that caught my eye - so I headed down the street to some clubs. I am going to hit up the Crazy Horse again tomorrow night and see if there is any other good action.

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