Having never been to a club...

Having never been to a club in California, I wasn't sure what to expect. You know, you go into a new club in a new town and you're not sure what the rules are, so you just kind of hang back.

Well, I sat in one of the front rows by the stage to watch the parade of pretty things, and I must say that most of the girls were very pretty. The first girl came out, did her couple of numbers and I put a bill on the stage for each number. About half way through the last number when she was totally nude, she slipped down off the stage, planted her incredible ass in my lap and pulled my hands around to her breasts....I knew that the rules are a bit different in San Francisco!

I agree with the other reviews, the layout is a bit strange with the theater style seating, but hey, the women are pretty and they are very friendly. Who needs good seats?